How do you tell the sex of a fly?

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

    'What are you doing?' she asked.

    'Hunting Flies' he responded.

    'Oh. ! Killing any?' she asked.

    'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.

    Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?'

    He responded, '3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.'

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    Me thinks someone has been listening to the radio!!
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