how dumb are pigeons and all the bugs etc that allways get in your mouth

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Found 18th Jun 2009
about a week ago hit a pigeon on my bike ,it just came out of nowhere,i didnt come off though and then it happen again a few days ago ,also just missed a cat the other day,also when out cycling all the flies that get in my mouth are so skank and the occasional bees that just hit you face,also all the horse and dog poo dosent help sometimes
anyone else a bird murder?

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All of the above is a big part of why i drive lol

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i find if you shower daily these things tend to avoid you

well i guess that flies don't tend to watch where they are going, and i think pigeons see at a slower rate than humans so are slow to react to fast moving things. Maybe the cat just wanted to mess with you:)

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badgerrules;5524137

well i guess that flies don't tend to watch where they are going, and i … well i guess that flies don't tend to watch where they are going, and i think pigeons see at a slower rate than humans so are slow to react to fast moving things. Maybe the cat just wanted to mess with you:)


im pretty sure the pigeon saw me about 7 seconds before i killed it and the cat saw me coming then decided to cros the road

last year a seagull flew into our conservatory, it obviously hit with such force that it left it's whole body outline on the window and then there below on our bench was its body covered in blood.

Are you trying to say that humans are more intelligent than these birds and animals ?
:w00t:

Next you'll say the earth is round.

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even humans walk into stuff

you must have very clean windows!

you on hire?

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kapows;5524129

i find if you shower daily these things tend to avoid you


that is such a samantha thing to say

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Babbabooey;5524277

Are you trying to say that humans are more intelligent than these birds … Are you trying to say that humans are more intelligent than these birds and animals ?:w00t:Next you'll say the earth is round.


yeer of course we are more brainey than pigeons

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JACKIT99;5524286

that is such a samantha thing to say



lol dunno if thats a good thing or bad...but samantha sounds fittttt!!!

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kapows;5524310

lol dunno if thats a good thing or bad...but samantha sounds fittttt!!!



i just felt like saying that line of the bruno trailer:)

on my bike i just got a car that hit me in the face:oops:
does anyone hate cars?

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JACKIT99;5524321

i just felt like saying that line of the bruno trailer:)



ohh lol i really gotta watch that trailer! :-D

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kapows;5524332

ohh lol i really gotta watch that trailer! :-D




youtube.com/wat…xfQ :):):)

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raptorcigs;5524329

on my bike i just got a car that hit me in the face:oops:does anyone hate … on my bike i just got a car that hit me in the face:oops:does anyone hate cars?



yeer cars just destroy the enviroment and also one nearly made me come off the other day,how cool would it be if there was just bikes in the world and no cars:):)

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JACKIT99;5524342

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAGpmNb2xfQ :):):)



cheers!! (i just realised youre the OP loll:? :-D)

you seem to have a lot of fun..:))
I also happen to attract pigeons and I hate those dumb birds,it's like they are not scared of anything (even death)...:D

A pigeon flew into one of the house windows last night. Damn near cacked myself wondering what the thud was. When I went to look there was a perfect impression of the pigeon...wings, head, beak, and even eye left in bloom on the pane... and a solitary feather.

Obviously flew off...but i did lol at the imprint.
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