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    How I got a free sausage roll for appearing in Men's Fitness...

    So, what happened was this:

    Was "between" money, and hungry.
    Luckily, I carry my starring copy of Men's Fitness with me at all times (middle page spread, showing off my "guns").
    Anyhoo, went into Greggs and said to the brah behind the counter:
    "any chance of a free sandwich for a famous brah innit - I'm in Men's Fitness"?
    he goes
    "no brah, but show me your pic and I'll give you a sausage roll".

    Deal done, I showed him mine, he gave me his. Deal or what?!!??


    NOT in any way anything to do with Men's Health. Men's Fitness, innit?

    mm
    - spikeyjacko

    25 Comments

    damn my norks!!! sorta exclueds me from mens fitness :x

    Original Poster

    jellybaby22;3349182

    norks....what are norks.....?:?



    boobies!

    nice one brah

    Original Poster

    I would also like to point out, for the record, that this was for a sausage roll, NOT a roll and sausage...........

    jellybaby22;3349185

    o ok..yh i def. couldnt get a free sausage roll … o ok..yh i def. couldnt get a free sausage roll then.......looooooooooooooool



    loooooooooooooooooool baby ODB is always calling them norks- have another glass of wine!! :thumbsup:

    in all future cases i would refer to them as bOObies but then the boys wouldnt know what i meant!!

    grex9101;3349194

    I would also like to point out, for the record, that this was for a … I would also like to point out, for the record, that this was for a sausage roll, NOT a roll and sausage...........



    whats the RRP????

    I'd deffo get a sausage roll.......maybe even a chicken tikka slice in that case.
    Cheers OP,thats my day mapped out tomorrow then :thumbsup:

    Banned

    foxymissroxy;3349199

    whats the RRP????



    about tooth hurty

    guv;3349205

    about tooth hurty



    BRAH!! thats an expensive roll !!

    Original Poster

    foxymissroxy;3349199

    whats the RRP????



    From memory, sausage rolls are 70p, JUMBO ones are 98p.

    Rolls and sausage are £1.10.

    I got a Jumbo one!

    jellybaby22;3349201

    he doesnt call mine norks......o...k..I have said too much...looooool the … he doesnt call mine norks......o...k..I have said too much...looooool the wine is heading to my head.....Lol



    lol well tis a general man term poor things they have to make up simple words cause tits be far too hard!!

    Original Poster

    foxymissroxy;3349221

    lol well tis a general man term poor things they have to make up simple … lol well tis a general man term poor things they have to make up simple words cause tits be far too hard!!



    nothing worse than hard tits!

    grex9101;3349216

    From memory, sausage rolls are 70p, JUMBO ones are 98p.Rolls and sausage … From memory, sausage rolls are 70p, JUMBO ones are 98p.Rolls and sausage are £1.10.I got a Jumbo one!



    Jumbo and a new shirt?? you been doing overtime?

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    foxymissroxy;3349227

    Jumbo and a new shirt?? you been doing overtime?



    Nah it was probably a freebie giveaway. Its amaising what models get given. (allegedly)

    Original Poster

    foxymissroxy;3349227

    Jumbo and a new shirt?? you been doing overtime?



    guv;3349231

    Nah it was probably a freebie giveaway. Its amaising what models get … Nah it was probably a freebie giveaway. Its amaising what models get given. (allegedly)



    Life of luxury guys,

    free nivea face cream, free protein shakes, and the best bit:

    they come to your house and widen all your doorways so that your big head can fit through!

    guv;3349231

    Nah it was probably a freebie giveaway. Its amaising what models get … Nah it was probably a freebie giveaway. Its amaising what models get given. (allegedly)



    jeez free sausage roll free shirt tis a high life!!

    Original Poster

    foxymissroxy;3349238

    jeez free sausage roll free shirt tis a high life!!



    guilty as charged!

    I take it you just forgot your wallet and are not poor? Why did you have the magazine with you? I'd never do that, ever. I'd rather die

    lol another BG1 thread

    Doesnt writing 'parody thread' in the tags sort of negate the parody?

    kungfu;3349925

    Doesnt writing 'parody thread' in the tags sort of negate the parody?



    Good point. ;-)

    Liddle ol' me;3349989

    Good point. ;-)


    v.good point ;-)

    silent;3349474

    I take it you just forgot your wallet and are not poor? Why did you have … I take it you just forgot your wallet and are not poor? Why did you have the magazine with you? I'd never do that, ever. I'd rather die



    you obviously aint bigger then god then!!

    lol @ yet more brazen faced obsession.

    imitation is the most sincere form of flattery

    robtallica;3350330

    lol @ yet more brazen faced obsession.imitation is the most sincere form … lol @ yet more brazen faced obsession.imitation is the most sincere form of flattery



    Another good point. ;-)

    [ waits for the v. ]
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