How much blonder can you get!! Dis your missus here

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Found 31st Jul 2008
I'm off on holiday tomorrow, but my wife and 2 boys have set off to stay overnight at Manchester (mother-in-laws) today. I was to take the dog to the kennels, clean the car, load the car, and travel over tomorrow morning to meet up with her.

Here's the problem, she has taken both sets of keys with her, house, car, garage the lot.

I cant take the dog (no car keys), I cant lock the house (no house keys), I cant drive to work (no car keys), I cant even clean the car out as its parked across the street and my extension cord doesn't reach that far :-(

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She could have locked you out before she left now that would have been funnier but not blonder!

women :roll:

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Take the lorry Chum! :thumbsup:

Hope you get there eventually! :-D

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So how long is she away:whistling:

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Wacky girl;2642203

She could have locked you out before she left now that would have been … She could have locked you out before she left now that would have been funnier but not blonder!



Now that would have really got me mad :x

Nothing like setting off and forgetting your husband :roll:

She makes me look brainy, i like her.

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snowtiger;2642210

women :roll:



Thats what she said....at least you admit it

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churchy2704;2642225

Take the lorry Chum! :thumbsup:Hope you get there eventually! :-D



I wanna cry, its chucking it down here, and I cant even drive to work :thinking:

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twinks;2642240

You better ring her and get her to come back, tell her the passports are … You better ring her and get her to come back, tell her the passports are locked in your car that should get her moving



If only we were flying somewhere.

I've told her I have all the money, she's on her way now

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Prissymiss;2642256

So how long is she away:whistling:



Unless she comes back, I'll be on my own all week hun :-D










I'll leave the door open for you.....not like I can lock it anyways :lol:

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BlondeBella;2642274

She makes me look brainy, i like her.



She puts eye liner on the mirror sweetie :roll:


When I told her she had both sets her reaction was 'oh yeah I have!' in a very excited tone :w00t:

Foosball Chum;2642316

She puts eye liner on the mirror sweetie :roll:When I told her she had … She puts eye liner on the mirror sweetie :roll:When I told her she had both sets her reaction was 'oh yeah I have!' in a very excited tone :w00t:



I have never put eye liner on the mirror but i have manged to get my boyfriend locked out his house as i had his and my keys when i went out had to come all the way back in town toget them, was not amused but i found it funny!! :-D

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Foosball Chum;2642295

Unless she comes back, I'll be on my own all week hun :-DI'll leave the … Unless she comes back, I'll be on my own all week hun :-DI'll leave the door open for you.....not like I can lock it anyways :lol:



Thought so:whistling:

Prissymiss;2642256

So how long is she away:whistling:


I like your style !

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BlondeBella;2642370

I have never put eye liner on the mirror but i have manged to get my … I have never put eye liner on the mirror but i have manged to get my boyfriend locked out his house as i had his and my keys when i went out had to come all the way back in town toget them, was not amused but i found it funny!! :-D



Yeah she seems to be laughing

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Prissymiss;2642380

Thought so:whistling:



Oooo, the fun we could have :p:w00t:

hey , are you seeing my missus cos thats EXACTLY the scenario i would be left in , seriously .!

Whooo hooo I have 5 of them little orange rep things ,,,, someones been repping me today , ty Prissy and the other person who i got rep off ...can see cos ill have to ....awww ahng on i will edit it :thumbsup:


Flossiedoll thanks also

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alnbowes;2642473

hey , are you seeing my missus cos thats EXACTLY the scenario i would be … hey , are you seeing my missus cos thats EXACTLY the scenario i would be left in , seriously .!



I think we have a growing trend :roll:






Lets turn this into a have a go at wives thread

Foosball Chum;2642622

I think we have a growing trend :roll:Lets turn this into a have a go at … I think we have a growing trend :roll:Lets turn this into a have a go at wives thread



No , lets have a one liners thread

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alnbowes;2642672

No , lets have a one liners thread



Thats far too much for my wife to remember :lol:

Foosball Chum;2642706

Thats far too much for my wife to remember :lol:



Your making out that your wife is bad but i think they will be many more woman that will be just as bad or even worse, i no i am one of them :-D

its not just women ya know my hubby left me a note inside the locked house on the table telling me the keys were under the flower pot outside?!

Foosball Chum;2642622

I think we have a growing trend :roll:



I'd be thankfull if I were you, many men would still be single were it not for the stupidity of some women.

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BlondeBella;2642720

Your making out that your wife is bad but i think they will be many more … Your making out that your wife is bad but i think they will be many more woman that will be just as bad or even worse, i no i am one of them :-D



She is bad......and I will be spanking her accordingly :lol:

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LadyMadonna;2642727

I'd be thankfull if I were you, many men would still be single were it … I'd be thankfull if I were you, many men would still be single were it not for the stupidity of some women.



Many men would be happy

Foosball Chum;2642745

Many men would be happy



LOL, that is true.

Least she didn't lock you IN the house!!!

we all have to try and remember when it comes to women though guys, is the story below

A little boy and girl were playing doctor. The little boy boldly pulled off his shirt and pointed to his nipples. "I've got two of these," he said. "How about you?" The little girl opened her blouse and showed him her nipples. So the boy pointed to his belly button. The little girl looked down showed him her belly button. So the little boy dropped his drawers and pointed to his dingly dangly . The little girl raised her skirt and pulled her underwear to the side, but search as she might she couldn't find that particular organ. The little boy taunted her till she ran home to her mam. She returned 15 minutes later with a big grin on her face. the boy said what are you laughing for you havent got one of these , the girl said "My mam says when i get older as long as i have one of these , i can have one of those whenever i want !"

:w00t:

Foosball Chum;2642733

She is bad......and I will be spanking her accordingly :lol:



:-D

alnbowes;2643070

we all have to try and remember when it comes to women though guys, is … we all have to try and remember when it comes to women though guys, is the story below A little boy and girl were playing doctor. The little boy boldly pulled off his shirt and pointed to his nipples. "I've got two of these," he said. "How about you?" The little girl opened her blouse and showed him her nipples. So the boy pointed to his belly button. The little girl looked down showed him her belly button. So the little boy dropped his drawers and pointed to his dingly dangly . The little girl raised her skirt and pulled her underwear to the side, but search as she might she couldn't find that particular organ. The little boy taunted her till she ran home to her mam. She returned 15 minutes later with a big grin on her face. the boy said what are you laughing for you havent got one of these , the girl said "My mam says when i get older as long as i have one of these , i can have one of those whenever i want !" :w00t:



Classic and so very true:thumbsup:

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Yay....I have my keys back, where's my mastercard :-D

Cost in fuel for the extra round trip to Manchester: £45
Cost of extra food and entertainment for the kids on the way back: £10
Seeing my wife cower, and knowing I will get my way all holiday: Priceless :-D

lumoruk;2643007

Took girlfriend to the Zoo, while looking at Rhino's I mentioned they … Took girlfriend to the Zoo, while looking at Rhino's I mentioned they were herbivores and she said "what! I thought they ate humans". Got it on camera, classic moment.



my mates girlfreind was worried about the rhinos and giraffes being in the same enclosure, she thought rhinos ate giraffes!

lumoruk;2643007

Took girlfriend to the Zoo, while looking at Rhino's I mentioned they … Took girlfriend to the Zoo, while looking at Rhino's I mentioned they were herbivores and she said "what! I thought they ate humans". Got it on camera, classic moment.



heyu gta give her 10/10 for knowin wot a herbivore is though lol:thumbsup:

lumoruk;2643289

Why do they think this? :lol:



Becasue rhinos are big and scary and giraffes look so harmless, why would you want ot put them together :?

BlondeBella;2643331

Becasue rhinos are big and scary and giraffes look so harmless, why would … Becasue rhinos are big and scary and giraffes look so harmless, why would you want ot put them together :?



:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

MEN just don't understand u c they r soooo big and hard tht to them a rhino is like a pussycat!!

dee.s.g;2643337

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:MEN just don't understand u c they r soooo … :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:MEN just don't understand u c they r soooo big and hard tht to them a rhino is like a pussycat!!



That why i thought it was best to try and explain but i doubt it will sink in haha :-D

BlondeBella;2643373

That why i thought it was best to try and exclain but i doubt it will … That why i thought it was best to try and exclain but i doubt it will sink in haha :-D



prob not 2morro they'll prob still b scratchin their heads LOL:thinking:
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