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How Much Hand Shandy Is Too Much Hand Shandy?

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Found 7th Mar 2015
Whats the answer to life's greatest question? does rawness factor in?
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Depends on the context
I'm just glad the internet wasn't around when I was a teenager...... I'd have definitely gone too much if it was.
I don't know how todays teenagers cope with all the free porn that's on offer now.
Biker Jeff

I'm just glad the internet wasn't around when I was a teenager...... I'd … I'm just glad the internet wasn't around when I was a teenager...... I'd have definitely gone too much if it was.I don't know how todays teenagers cope with all the free porn that's on offer now.


Know what you're saying, for us Playboy was HOTTTTTT
deleted57959

You can decide the context..


Ok,probably get deleted but does mutual count.
deleted57959

Playboy you posh git, it was Escort or Fiesta for me, and then i had to … Playboy you posh git, it was Escort or Fiesta for me, and then i had to nick it from the corner shop, my mate had a copy of 40 plus only 75% of the pages worked.


Oh yes, innocent days, what happened???

More than 1 a day seems unnecessary
Internet porn is so easily accessible that it's taken the fun out if it.

Finding the scattered pages of a porn mag scattered over the woods was exciting, as was finding your dad's secret stash whilst your parents were out and keeping your ear out in case they came back whilst you rummaged through the mags!
You worried you've got a problem, OP?
What a bizzare thread. Even by my standard's.
On a semi series note though, I think the accessibility of porn now has taken away the 'specialness' of sex, it's just demeaned it.
I'm of the age now where I prefer a nice cuppertea to knocking one out.
http://i.imgur.com/tZOS8.gif
I suppose until you go blind OP. Keep Pumping & Carry On, I say.
http://i.imgur.com/IDgdwQz.gif
Anyone else hold their phone so your thumb covers the front camera when your browsing?
capend

Anyone else hold their phone so your thumb covers the front camera when … Anyone else hold their phone so your thumb covers the front camera when your browsing?



Son, we need to Talk. Why are you watching pet porn?

http://www.loganlinks.com/img/gifs/omgcatnowweknow.gif
veedubjai

Son, we need to Talk. Why are you watching pet porn?


You've lost me, I didn't notice at first on my phone and then I thought there's probably a site somewhere with a massive gallery of men worldwide turning japanese!
capend

Anyone else hold their phone so your thumb covers the front camera when … Anyone else hold their phone so your thumb covers the front camera when your browsing?



No, but I do have masking tape on the webcam in my laptop. Never occurred my phone might need some masking tape too...
GrantG182

Can't have too much pussy these days



So true

Did you book those flight yet deeky? Wondering if I need to apply for me pet passport yet.
deleted57959

Masking tape on the webcam, what have you been upto MSK!



Never you mind!!!

http://img.youtube.com/vi/q9jzhWtMwoc/0.jpg
moneysavingkitten

No, but I do have masking tape on the webcam in my laptop. Never occurred … No, but I do have masking tape on the webcam in my laptop. Never occurred my phone might need some masking tape too...


What a good idea, doing that would let me get a better grip, on my phone.
capend

What a good idea, doing that would let me get a better grip, on my phone.



Rizla works if you don't have any tape to hand
moneysavingkitten

No, but I do have masking tape on the webcam in my laptop. Never occurred … No, but I do have masking tape on the webcam in my laptop. Never occurred my phone might need some masking tape too...



Why?
Can you injure yourself when masturbating?

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Can you masturbate too much?

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nhs.uk/Liv…spx
Women do it more than men.
remember to laminate any pictures.......so you have a "wipe clean" surface!
cycleman

Know what you're saying, for us Playboy was HOTTTTTT




Playboy??? rich t**t .. i was happy with Escort !
deleted57959

Playboy you posh git, it was Escort or Fiesta for me, and then i had to … Playboy you posh git, it was Escort or Fiesta for me, and then i had to nick it from the corner shop, my mate had a copy of 40 plus only 75% of the pages worked.



Littlewoods catalogue was as good as it got in my house.
Edited by: "g8spur" 7th Mar 2015
deleted57959

Playboy you posh git, it was Escort or Fiesta for me, and then i had to … Playboy you posh git, it was Escort or Fiesta for me, and then i had to nick it from the corner shop, my mate had a copy of 40 plus only 75% of the pages worked.



We used to own a shop, rather than sneaking them off the top shelf, i'd wait until we got new ones in and the old ones were put in a cupboard ready to be sent back (sale or return) and swipe them from there
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Chanchi32


deeky has a copyright on that one..... but as its you chanchi.......
Biker Jeff

I'm of the age now where I prefer a nice cuppertea to knocking one out.

deleted57959

I know what you mean, its just too much effort lol. now if the mrs … I know what you mean, its just too much effort lol. now if the mrs fancies having a go then I am all for it. X)



Sounds like you're in there with Mrs 'tori, Jeff.
ELVIS_THE_PELVIS

What a bizzare thread. Even by my standard's.


Have to agree.

I hope you are feeling okay OP.
Biker Jeff

I'm of the age now where I prefer a nice cuppertea to knocking one out.

deleted57959

I know what you mean, its just too much effort lol. now if the mrs … I know what you mean, its just too much effort lol. now if the mrs fancies having a go then I am all for it. X)

fanpages

Sounds like you're in there with Mrs 'tori, Jeff.

deleted57959

Feel free, but i reckon you would get the same answer i usually do



Perhaps Jeff doesn't fancy you.
moneysavingkitten

Did you book those flight yet deeky? Wondering if I need to apply for me … Did you book those flight yet deeky? Wondering if I need to apply for me pet passport yet.



I did but the wife saw the email. "Oooh, we're going to Japan!!". I didn't have the heart to tell her I was. But she wasn't X)
moneysavingkitten

Did you book those flight yet deeky? Wondering if I need to apply for me … Did you book those flight yet deeky? Wondering if I need to apply for me pet passport yet.

deeky

I did but the wife saw the email. "Oooh, we're going to Japan!!". I … I did but the wife saw the email. "Oooh, we're going to Japan!!". I didn't have the heart to tell her I was. But she wasn't X)



Awww... a catnip trip
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