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How Much Hand Shandy Is Too Much Hand Shandy?

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Depends on the context

I'm just glad the internet wasn't around when I was a teenager...... I'd have definitely gone too much if it was.
I don't know how todays teenagers cope with all the free porn that's on offer now.

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cycleman

Depends on the context



You can decide the context..

Biker Jeff

I'm just glad the internet wasn't around when I was a teenager...... I'd … I'm just glad the internet wasn't around when I was a teenager...... I'd have definitely gone too much if it was.I don't know how todays teenagers cope with all the free porn that's on offer now.


Know what you're saying, for us Playboy was HOTTTTTT

haritori

You can decide the context..


Ok,probably get deleted but does mutual count.

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cycleman

Know what you're saying, for us Playboy was HOTTTTTT




Playboy you posh git, it was Escort or Fiesta for me, and then i had to nick it from the corner shop, my mate had a copy of 40 plus only 75% of the pages worked.

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cycleman

Ok,probably get deleted but does mutual count.




Id say yes as long as the mutual partner isnt related.

haritori

Playboy you posh git, it was Escort or Fiesta for me, and then i had to … Playboy you posh git, it was Escort or Fiesta for me, and then i had to nick it from the corner shop, my mate had a copy of 40 plus only 75% of the pages worked.


Oh yes, innocent days, what happened???

More than 1 a day seems unnecessary

Internet porn is so easily accessible that it's taken the fun out if it.

Finding the scattered pages of a porn mag scattered over the woods was exciting, as was finding your dad's secret stash whilst your parents were out and keeping your ear out in case they came back whilst you rummaged through the mags!

You worried you've got a problem, OP?

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miikeyblue

You worried you've got a problem, OP?



http://i.imgur.com/WQuUWAD.png

What a bizzare thread. Even by my standard's.

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It reminds me of a time my Mrs had a freind over, and she was talking about her sonand saying how she found a load of page three girls and porngraphic magazines hidden in box under his bed... then she said..

"I cant understand why all the mouths are cut out", well i literally split my side open and she wasnt impressed..

On a semi series note though, I think the accessibility of porn now has taken away the 'specialness' of sex, it's just demeaned it.

I'm of the age now where I prefer a nice cuppertea to knocking one out.

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cycleman

On a semi series note though, I think the accessibility of porn now has … On a semi series note though, I think the accessibility of porn now has taken away the 'specialness' of sex, it's just demeaned it.



I agree, when i was a boy it was innocent bit of fun finding a bit of porn, you got to see some lady (or boy) parts was all part of growing up. now its too accessible, I told my daughter who is 16 that its unrealistic and life isnt like that, told her to never let a boy do anything that makes her feel uncomfortable, she has a sensible head on her shoulders, but i bet lots of boys and girls think porn is reality.

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Biker Jeff

I'm of the age now where I prefer a nice cuppertea to knocking one out.




I know what you mean, its just too much effort lol. now if the mrs fancies having a go then I am all for it. X)

http://i.imgur.com/tZOS8.gif

I suppose until you go blind OP. Keep Pumping & Carry On, I say.

http://i.imgur.com/IDgdwQz.gif

Anyone else hold their phone so your thumb covers the front camera when your browsing?

capend

Anyone else hold their phone so your thumb covers the front camera when … Anyone else hold their phone so your thumb covers the front camera when your browsing?



Son, we need to Talk. Why are you watching pet porn?

http://www.loganlinks.com/img/gifs/omgcatnowweknow.gif

veedubjai

Son, we need to Talk. Why are you watching pet porn?


You've lost me, I didn't notice at first on my phone and then I thought there's probably a site somewhere with a massive gallery of men worldwide turning japanese!

capend

Anyone else hold their phone so your thumb covers the front camera when … Anyone else hold their phone so your thumb covers the front camera when your browsing?



No, but I do have masking tape on the webcam in my laptop. Never occurred my phone might need some masking tape too...

GrantG182

Can't have too much pussy these days



So true

Did you book those flight yet deeky? Wondering if I need to apply for me pet passport yet.

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moneysavingkitten

No, but I do have masking tape on the webcam in my laptop. Never occurred … No, but I do have masking tape on the webcam in my laptop. Never occurred my phone might need some masking tape too...




Masking tape on the webcam, what have you been upto MSK!

haritori

Masking tape on the webcam, what have you been upto MSK!



Never you mind!!!

http://img.youtube.com/vi/q9jzhWtMwoc/0.jpg

moneysavingkitten

No, but I do have masking tape on the webcam in my laptop. Never occurred … No, but I do have masking tape on the webcam in my laptop. Never occurred my phone might need some masking tape too...


What a good idea, doing that would let me get a better grip, on my phone.

capend

What a good idea, doing that would let me get a better grip, on my phone.



Rizla works if you don't have any tape to hand

moneysavingkitten

No, but I do have masking tape on the webcam in my laptop. Never occurred … No, but I do have masking tape on the webcam in my laptop. Never occurred my phone might need some masking tape too...



Why?

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Women do it more than men.

remember to laminate any pictures.......so you have a "wipe clean" surface!

cycleman

Know what you're saying, for us Playboy was HOTTTTTT




Playboy??? rich t**t .. i was happy with Escort !

haritori

Playboy you posh git, it was Escort or Fiesta for me, and then i had to … Playboy you posh git, it was Escort or Fiesta for me, and then i had to nick it from the corner shop, my mate had a copy of 40 plus only 75% of the pages worked.



Littlewoods catalogue was as good as it got in my house.
Edited by: "g8spur" 7th Mar 2015

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g8spur

Littlewoods catalogue was as good as it got in my house.




I still look through littlewoods when i am bored, to see which bras are see through..

haritori

Playboy you posh git, it was Escort or Fiesta for me, and then i had to … Playboy you posh git, it was Escort or Fiesta for me, and then i had to nick it from the corner shop, my mate had a copy of 40 plus only 75% of the pages worked.



We used to own a shop, rather than sneaking them off the top shelf, i'd wait until we got new ones in and the old ones were put in a cupboard ready to be sent back (sale or return) and swipe them from there
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