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    How often do you have sex in a month.

    Only applies to long term relationships at least 5 years together whether married (yes i know the joke too) or not, just you with your other half together.
    so not including newly weds, singles or couples who have just started out together or cheating on your partner , so certain members need not apply (you know who you are)

    151 Comments

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    lol ops not gettin any

    jellybaby22

    Why do you want to know ???



    Do you need to ask! Quite obvious!

    u tell me how much u're getting

    lol! More often than you if you're asking the question.

    Banned

    sometimes twice a day, sometimes everyday at the weekend, sometimes once a week sometimes once every two weeks. It swings and round abouts. Mostly not when she's tired which a lot lately due to stress at work. Apparently I'm lucky still getting it once a week while she's 31 weeks pregnant. Saying that I made a pre nup agreement to sex once a week. She was suprised that's all I wanted, I think that's acceptable. I could do 3 times a day easy though.

    Got a mate who hasn't had sex since his missus got pregnant and that was 35 weeks ago lol

    Lol the majority of male members on here wouldnt be able to get it up never mind actually do it!





    Inb4 viagra abusers.

    Banned

    OMG.... I misread that and thought WTF! Sex in the Mouth! What sort of question is that?








    P.S. Never on rag week!

    lumoruk

    sometimes twice a day, sometimes everyday at the weekend, sometimes once … sometimes twice a day, sometimes everyday at the weekend, sometimes once a week sometimes once every two weeks. It swings and round abouts. Mostly not when she's tired which a lot lately due to stress at work. Apparently I'm lucky still getting it once a week while she's 31 weeks pregnant. Saying that I made a pre nup agreement to sex once a week. She was suprised that's all I wanted, I think that's acceptable. I could do 3 times a day easy though.Got a mate who hasn't had sex since his missus got pregnant and that was 35 weeks ago lol



    not detailed enough

    Banned

    Sex?

    Banned

    transit

    P.S. Never on rag week!



    too true, but 31 weeks and no periods is bloody wicked, getting her pregnant more often

    magicbeans

    not detailed enough



    better?

    Edited by: "lumoruk" 11th Feb 2011

    Bet the OP has around 4 PM nudez by now.........









    ..maybe one of the female members will send him one soon as well.

    Syzable

    Bet the OP has around 4 PM nudez by now...........maybe one of the female … Bet the OP has around 4 PM nudez by now...........maybe one of the female members will send him one soon as well.



    and a pm from guv regarding sex in the mouth

    At least twice a day.


    But don't tell the wife!
    Edited by: "g1bbuk" 11th Feb 2011

    Banned

    Syzable

    Bet the OP has around 4 PM nudez by now.........




    http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/freshdog4/masterbation.png

    Banned

    Long term relationship sex is like masturbation with someone you don't love!

    Banned

    magicbeans

    and a pm from guv regarding sex in the mouth



    OMG... Did I send that to you?

    guv

    OMG... Did I send that to you?



    X)

    Been together 5+ years - probably averages about 2/3 times a week as long as the kids aren't around. Rushed home lunchtime today in fact, for a quickie !!

    meandog101

    Been together 5+ years - probably averages about 2/3 times a week as long … Been together 5+ years - probably averages about 2/3 times a week as long as the kids aren't around. Rushed home lunchtime today in fact, for a quickie !!



    http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/ORLY/1/405za1hfv5ih1.gif

    With my hand or my partner?
    Edited by: "TheOvenglove" 11th Feb 2011

    Who are the certain members who need not apply and have they applied already X)

    Original Poster

    nothing sinister in it, came across (fnarr) this site with a survey that Durex had done (few years old mind):

    Frequency By Country
    United States 135
    Russia 133
    France 128
    Germany 127
    Britain 124

    Edited by: "boabbyrab" 11th Feb 2011

    A week!

    TheOvenglove

    With my hand or my partner?



    neither, the oven glove eeewww

    Shocked at how little most people seem to have sex. I also heard when I was up the duff that many women didn't have sex throughout pregnancy oO Even if you don't feel like it yourself, seems rather unfair on your partner.

    I've been with my hubby for nearly 10 years now, if it was only twice a week I would be complaining- a lot!

    Original Poster

    meandog101 Been together 5+ years - probably averages about 2/3 times a … meandog101 Been together 5+ years - probably averages about 2/3 times a week as long as the kids aren't around. Rushed home lunchtime today in fact, for a quickie


    should that not read "Rushed home lunchtime today in fact, for a quiche." X)

    michelleleemoo

    neither, the oven glove eeewww



    THAT'S WHY I WEAR A GLOVE,

    It's a bit like sitting on your hand till it goes dead then using it

    TheOvenglove

    THAT'S WHY I WEAR A GLOVE,It's a bit like sitting on your hand till it … THAT'S WHY I WEAR A GLOVE,It's a bit like sitting on your hand till it goes dead then using it



    that reminds me to go and see 127 hours in the cinema

    zannaz82

    Shocked at how little most people seem to have sex. I also heard when I … Shocked at how little most people seem to have sex. I also heard when I was up the duff that many women didn't have sex throughout pregnancy oO Even if you don't feel like it yourself, seems rather unfair on your partner. I've been with my hubby for nearly 10 years now, if it was only twice a week I would be complaining- a lot!



    u really are shocked?

    also my friends partner didnt wana have sex with her when she got preg...sometimes its the blokes who worry as well. also when ur preg the first trimester can be so rough the last thing u wana be doing is be having sex. after that u start getting bigger and all kinds of issues can settle in making sex difficult/awkward/not as nice. i think first pregnancies u still enjoy sex, but with further ones u r shattered with the pregnancy and a kid to look after.....think its a bit naive to say that a woman is being unfair to not allow her partner to have sex. a kid is a big committment and im sure 9 months without sex wont kill him
    Edited by: "magicbeans" 11th Feb 2011

    loads, tons, heaps, buckets full (shuttup sy) and lots.

    boabbyrab

    nothing sinister in it, came across (fnarr) this site with a survey that … nothing sinister in it, came across (fnarr) this site with a survey that Durex had done (few years old mind):Frequency By Country United States 135 Russia 133 France 128 Germany 127 Britain 124



    thats good work from the americans... mind you they are fatter and therefore less likely to get out of the house...

    "you fancy going out today?"
    "naw... too far"
    "what do you fancy doing then?"
    "you."
    "oh ok"

    nikki i deleted my quote of urs and im sure jb will too.,.....so delete urs as well as u quoted urself

    magicbeans

    nikki i deleted my quote of urs and im sure jb will too.,.....so delete … nikki i deleted my quote of urs and im sure jb will too.,.....so delete urs as well as u quoted urself



    I know I did.. realised that after (durrr)..

    Think I will keep quiet in future!!

    nah its not u nikki...its the number of ppl with databases and sick fantasies on this site!

    magicbeans

    nah its not u nikki...its the number of ppl with databases and sick … nah its not u nikki...its the number of ppl with databases and sick fantasies on this site!



    I haven't got a database or a sick fan...........
    oh wait,
    I haven't got a database!

    Thanks both of you

    And MB I'll keep that in mind for the future! Cheers x

    Banned

    magicbeans

    nah its not u nikki...its the number of ppl with databases and sick … nah its not u nikki...its the number of ppl with databases and sick fantasies on this site!



    Says the lady with the largest pregnancy database on the internet X)

    Just think what you can do with all those birth dates and names for future credit card fraud
    Edited by: "lumoruk" 11th Feb 2011

    Me and the Missus been together for 20 years so when you get to our age
    " Its takes me all night to do what we used to do all night "
    oO
    Edited by: "markjohnson" 11th Feb 2011

    Mind yer own business
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