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    how should i torment my girlfriend?

    I often torment my girlfriend on a nite as she is a heavy sleeper and i dont sleep.
    I have a lot of videos of me having 'conversations' while she sleeps, poking her face, scaring her, making the dogs lick her face, one of the best ones was when i came home from a boozy nite out with a mexican moustash and stood over her staring agresivley, she awoke with a bit of a fright, made her cry.

    how should i torment her tonite as shes annoyed me a bit tonite and im running out of ideas?

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    :lol:

    !!!!!!!!!!

    I think you should buy her flowers and apologise!

    ur cruel

    Sick Geet Leave Her Alone Befor She Leaves You----alone

    stick toothpaste or vix vapo rub all over her face, when she wakes up, she'll be in tears

    wow! you sound like a keeper!

    Is this real?? :?

    micoo;6107543

    :lol:



    Micoo do you have a piccy for this situation? lol x x x

    Banned

    give her an inverted mohican

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3292/3120595604_f17726aca8.jpg

    ClarityofMind;6107559

    Micoo do you have a piccy for this situation? lol x x x



    i think this will suffice

    http://i564.photobucket.com/albums/ss86/micoo91/gobsmacked.jpg

    awww poor lass i wouldnt dare go to sleep if u were around lol

    Has to be something involving balancing your testes somewhere on her head and pics/vids . . . .



    Jus sayin . . . .

    micoo;6107570

    i think this will suffice



    You need the loo brah???


    Or you jus followed thru???

    Banned

    micoo;6107570

    i think this will suffice



    where is the thread of the emotion ones?

    :lol:

    micoo;6107570

    i think this will suffice



    That works for me hunni lol! x x x

    bykergrove;6107588

    where is the thread of the emotion ones?



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    :lol:

    thats funny dude


    what i normally do if the OH goes a bed before me i wait till hes proper asleep and jump on the bed shouting WAKE UP and it scares the beejeezus outta him :lol: :giggle:

    micoo;6107570

    i think this will suffice



    cute

    put shaving foam in her hand then wake her up....people always touch their faces :??

    You Are A Fool And It Will Be Your Undoing Im Ashamed To Be The Same Spicies As You You Are Sick And I Feel So Sorry For Your Girl Friend

    Original Poster

    I have a good one of her talking in her sleep but i have a d600 and it doesnt connect to my laptop, so i cant put it online, anyone know how i could do this?

    lil_tiger;6107612

    put shaving foam in her hand then wake her up....people always touch … put shaving foam in her hand then wake her up....people always touch their faces :??



    no u tickle their face and he slap themselves with shaving foam :lol: did it to a m8 one he didnt even wake up, it was all dried on the next day :lol:

    how about salt water in her mouth

    Original Poster

    raptorcigs;6107613

    You Are A Fool And It Will Be Your Undoing Im Ashamed To Be The Same … You Are A Fool And It Will Be Your Undoing Im Ashamed To Be The Same Spicies As You You Are Sick And I Feel So Sorry For Your Girl Friend



    eh? she loves it. you got a girlfriend? try it on her, you would be suprised.

    micoo;6107619

    no u tickle their face and he slap themselves with shaving foam :lol: did … no u tickle their face and he slap themselves with shaving foam :lol: did it to a m8 one he didnt even wake up, it was all dried on the next day :lol:



    yup...but if hes gonna sleep with her i doubt he will want a loada dried foam to wake up to :?

    your so mean! lol

    raptorcigs;6107613

    You Are A Fool And It Will Be Your Undoing Im Ashamed To Be The Same … You Are A Fool And It Will Be Your Undoing Im Ashamed To Be The Same Spicies As You You Are Sick And I Feel So Sorry For Your Girl Friend



    chill mate! sum gyallizz love diss shizzleee :P

    lil_tiger;6107631

    yup...but if hes gonna sleep with her i doubt he will want a loada dried … yup...but if hes gonna sleep with her i doubt he will want a loada dried foam to wake up to :?



    good point :lol:

    squadonline;6107621

    how about salt water in her mouth



    salt water or salty liquid :thinking:

    cos one really would provoke an argument i would guess :w00t:

    squadonline;6107635

    chill mate! sum gyallizz love diss shizzleee :P



    :lol: im the hukd gangsta u cant pull tht off fool :lol:

    micoo;6107649

    :lol: im the hukd gangsta u cant pull tht off fool :lol:



    u dont luk lyka gangsta...look at that pic.... u call that a gangsta ....:whistling::whistling::whistling:

    Hide all her AA batteries.

    Original Poster

    ClarityofMind;6107545

    !!!!!!!!!!I think you should buy her flowers and apologise!



    she doesnt like flowers she likes shoes. bought her some allready this week so im good.:thumbsup:

    I thought you rock a fella?

    I think he's messing around with her and surely she takes it as a joke otherwise she'd have left him?

    squadonline;6107658

    u dont luk lyka gangsta...look at that pic.... u call that a gangsta … u dont luk lyka gangsta...look at that pic.... u call that a gangsta ....:whistling::whistling::whistling:



    thts not gangsta

    this is gangsta

    http://i564.photobucket.com/albums/ss86/micoo91/gangsta.jpg

    :lol:

    lil_tiger;6107639

    salt water or salty liquid :thinking:cos one really would provoke an … salt water or salty liquid :thinking:cos one really would provoke an argument i would guess :w00t:



    i meant salt water..cuz ther r other salty liquids which arnt clean as salty water :santa:

    have you thought of seeing a counseller? you need help.

    Original Poster

    Met-Cast;6107667

    I thought you rock a fella?I think he's messing around with her and … I thought you rock a fella?I think he's messing around with her and surely she takes it as a joke otherwise she'd have left him?



    yeh she sees the funny side next day. she has a good sence of humor.

    micoo;6107668

    thts not gangstathis is gangsta:lol:



    nah man.. its not in the fayce.....
    ya gotta amyfayce ...
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