Found 15th Nov 2008
Seen most of these before but they still make me laugh, hope they make you laugh too :-)

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Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
Practice making fax and modem noises.
Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
Staple pages in the middle of the page.
Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
Honk and wave to strangers.
Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
type only in lowercase.
dont use any punctuation either
Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
Ask people what gender they are.
While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

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You forgot-Write an extremely long and boring post on HUKD and expect people to find it amusing and shower you with rep.

Or just call yourself BG1, The saint or Liddle..................sorry missed the last bit:oops:



















IMHO

fox2020;3474861

Or just call yourself BG1,



Like it! :thumbsup:

fox2020;3474861

Or just call yourself BG1, The saint or Liddle..................sorry … Or just call yourself BG1, The saint or Liddle..................sorry missed the last bit:oops:



Get over it.

deek72;3474821

ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzYou forgot-Write an extremely long and … ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzYou forgot-Write an extremely long and boring post on HUKD and expect people to find it amusing and shower you with rep.



ditto ;-)

thesaint;3474945

Get over it.



Witty repartee:whistling:

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deek72;3474821

ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzYou forgot-Write an extremely long and … ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzYou forgot-Write an extremely long and boring post on HUKD and expect people to find it amusing and shower you with rep.



It works then.

this will end well

black gerbil1;3475092

this will end well



It will end with me spamming about six of his threads like last week.

Banned

Wow... serious tantrums!!!!:w00t:

http://thewhatsupingroup.com/children%20s%20soother%20uid%201082154.jpgType In Uppercase.
Ha!

black gerbil1;3475092

this will end well



thesaint;3475134

It will end with me spamming about six of his threads like last week.



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Banned

All that's needed now is a pram!!!!!!


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Original Poster

I don't post for rep or expect everyone/anyone to find it funny, if just one person found one bit of it funny then great, if not it doesn't matter. It might have made someone smile just a little bit, that's all I intended.

black gerbil1;3475092

this will end well



thesaint;3475134

It will end with me spamming about six of his threads like last week.



For crying out loud! you two are like a bloody double act.......the chuckle brothers on acid!

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bitseylango;3475750

For crying out loud! you two are like a bloody double act.......the … For crying out loud! you two are like a bloody double act.......the chuckle brothers on acid!



Amen.:thumbsup:

Repped.:gift:

Original Poster

thej;3475764

I thought they were funny :thumbsup:



It achieved it's purpose then :thumbsup:

Original Poster

thej;3475792

Who you calling a porpoise :whistling::-D



for a second there I thought I really had spelt it wrong and went all red thinking "how embarrassing to spell it that wrong" Thanks for making me smile :thumbsup:
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