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    How to become Ordained....

    OK this may sound strange but i was wondering if anyone knew how i could get ordained online but on a UK website. Ive found some websites from the USA but im not sure if its legal over here or even if they are legitamate.

    Im asking because i might be performing my Mum's wedding for personal reasons

    Please help me i dont have a clue and i need some help.

    Thanks in advance

    Sammy

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    Doesn't sound strange at all:whistling:

    Original Poster

    lol it does! And im the one asking about it.

    I dont mind if its online or not im just wondering if anyone might be able to help me please??

    Sammy

    You want to marry your mum? Now that IS strange.

    To become an ordained minister in any recognised faith would take several years of scholarship.

    Original Poster

    LOL not actually marry her.....

    jtx;2593240

    Doesn't sound strange at all:whistling:



    hahaha +1

    But seriously, i have got no idea

    Banned

    I may be able to ordain you if you can answer a few simple questions...

    Which of the following are true?


    Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.?

    The Jews were a proud people & throughout history they had trouble with the unsympathetic Genitals?

    Sampson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles?

    The 1st Commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple?

    The 7th Commandment is thou shall not ADMIT adultery? ( you can look this one up)

    Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption? (you are allowed to phone a friend)

    The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.

    A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony. ( 50:50 ?)

    Jesus taught His followers to pray. "Gives us this day our jelly bread" and we should "forgive the truck passes as the truck passes forgives us for passing them."



    Get all of these and I will be happy to ordain you.

    Good Luck.

    You don't need to be ordained to perform a wedding. A registrar will be present to make sure you are following the correct procedure. I have performed four wedding ceremonies in a church before I was ordained (I am not a vicar or a priest btw).
    If you are talking about inside a church, well that is a different matter. I cannot see that any church will permit you to do it.
    Can you get quick ordaination in the UK. No, and anything you could buy from USA is invalid here for obvious reasons.
    Go to the local registry office and ask them about officiating at your mum's wedding.

    Original Poster

    Predikuesi;2593988

    You don't need to be ordained to perform a wedding. A registrar will be … You don't need to be ordained to perform a wedding. A registrar will be present to make sure you are following the correct procedure. I have performed four wedding ceremonies in a church before I was ordained (I am not a vicar or a priest btw).If you are talking about inside a church, well that is a different matter. I cannot see that any church will permit you to do it.Can you get quick ordaination in the UK. No, and anything you could buy from USA is invalid here for obvious reasons.Go to the local registry office and ask them about officiating at your mum's wedding.



    Well i think my mum would want it to happen in her home due to personal reasons im not sure.
    How did you get ordained then?

    Thanks Sammy

    Through a Christian organization I am involved in.
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