How to make REAL friends???

Any ideas??

Like a domino's club for younger???
And I am not talking about pizza..

Do holidays for singles still exist??

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uhm I dunno. Google is your friend.

Smearing bacon fat on my genitals and running through the park usually... oh, sorry, read the title wrong.

For a start...switch off PC and get some fresh air...meet some real people ... lol :-D

ClarityofMind;6082272

uhm I dunno. Google is your friend.



he said "real" friends :-D

We_Are_138;6082284

Smearing bacon fat on my genitals and running through the park usually... … Smearing bacon fat on my genitals and running through the park usually... oh, sorry, read the title wrong.



which park would that be? :whistling: *goes to find satnav

We_Are_138;6082284

Smearing bacon fat on my genitals and running through the park usually... … Smearing bacon fat on my genitals and running through the park usually... oh, sorry, read the title wrong.



you can try doing that through Battersea... that'd really influence people.

Banned

Just go up to random people and offer them money to be your friend.

Please take photos of this and post them here.

bitseylango;6082286

he said "real" friends :-D



lemme see lol

Gosh dont google singles holidays unless you're of the age of consent lol

is this a serious thread?
just go to a bar!
play football
talk football

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We_Are_138;6082284

Smearing bacon fat on my genitals and running through the park usually... … Smearing bacon fat on my genitals and running through the park usually... oh, sorry, read the title wrong.



Nearly choke on my cheese on toast...:w00t:

bitseylango;6082294

which park would that be? :whistling: *goes to find satnav



Bring some binoculars and perhaps a magnifying glass, too.

ClarityofMind;6082298

you can try doing that through Battersea... that'd really influence … you can try doing that through Battersea... that'd really influence people.



I find peanut butter works best.

We_Are_138;6082327

Bring some binoculars and perhaps a magnifying glass, too..



name the park and i will bring the gadgets

We_Are_138;6082327

Bring some binoculars and perhaps a magnifying glass, too.



you'll never fit the binoculars in there.

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tony_dudz;6082316

is this a serious thread?just go to a bar! play footballtalk football




Not a joke...

So turn up at a bar (walk miles as can't drive back).

Walk into a busy bar on my own, and order a drink...
Look a little odd on my own, that's if I would ever pluck up the courage to walk into a bar on my own.

tony_dudz;6082316

is this a serious thread?just go to a bar! play footballtalk football



What if you don't like football? :-D

Banned

Chiptivo;6082342

Not a joke...So turn up at a bar (walk miles as can't drive back).Walk … Not a joke...So turn up at a bar (walk miles as can't drive back).Walk into a busy bar on my own, and order a drink... Look a little odd on my own, that's if I would ever pluck up the courage to walk into a bar on my own.



Use this
http://thecount.com/wp-content/uploads/male_blow_up_doll_21173.jpg

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StevenA2000_uk;6082285

For a start...switch off PC and get some fresh air...meet some real … For a start...switch off PC and get some fresh air...meet some real people ... lol :-D



How stevie.. If I went walking around here at 10pm on a Friday night, I may not get home alive.
Especially if I started asking people if they wanted a "real friend"??
:w00t:

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FilthAndFurry;6082356

Use this



Looks a little like me that, but with a *****.

EDIT:.. How can pen1s be a offensive word, I wonder if the womans front bottom is blocked... Vagina

lol, "front bottom".

Forget about friends, go write an erotic novel.

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May make up a new thread...

How can Pen1s be blocked by the site if a vagina isn't

Yeah as a female its awkward - you cant walk into a pub on your own cos people may get the wrong idea.....get a job working in a bar at nights can be a good way?

I walk into pubs and bars alone. It's a sure fire way of getting a cab or some form of lift.

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nikkiandmidgets;6082511

Yeah as a female its awkward - you cant walk into a pub on your own cos … Yeah as a female its awkward - you cant walk into a pub on your own cos people may get the wrong idea.....get a job working in a bar at nights can be a good way?



How interesting????

Maybe I could try a new job?

Chiptivo;6082555

How interesting????Maybe I could try a new job?



Male escort for rich women?

My best friend is a guy, I'm a single mum and 41, but I've got a couple of good girlfriends that don't make me laugh or know me like he does, he's actually the ex husband of my ex friend who left him after 20 years of marriage for 3 weeks with a younger guy, he's got a girlfriend and really happy, we just have a really good friendship, totally platonic, and it's brilliant.

Chiptivo;6082342

Not a joke...So turn up at a bar (walk miles as can't drive back).Walk … Not a joke...So turn up at a bar (walk miles as can't drive back).Walk into a busy bar on my own, and order a drink... Look a little odd on my own, that's if I would ever pluck up the courage to walk into a bar on my own.



wtf are the bars like where u live :lol:

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ClarityofMind;6082569

Male escort for rich women?



I very rarely give my body to anyone...

I am a prude... Maybe that's were I am going wrong...

Chiptivo;6082606

I very rarely give my body to anyone...I am a prude... Maybe that's were … I very rarely give my body to anyone...I am a prude... Maybe that's were I am going wrong...



Mebbe, :w00t:

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micoo;6082599

wtf are the bars like where u live :lol:




Don't think it is the bars, just my confidence...

Chiptivo;6082624

Don't think it is the bars, just my confidence...



u can borrow some of mine, i have wwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy tooo much of it :lol:

Chiptivo;6082624

Don't think it is the bars, just my confidence...



a man walked into a bar






































ouch.

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micoo;6082647

u can borrow some of mine, i have … u can borrow some of mine, i have wwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy tooo much of it :lol:



Yeah, but you are cool, your pictures are Ace... :thumbsup:

Chiptivo;6082723

Yeah, but you are cool, your pictures are Ace... :thumbsup:



im not sure cool is the right word :lol:

but thanks :thumbsup:

micoo;6082647

u can borrow some of mine, i have … u can borrow some of mine, i have wwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy tooo much of it :lol:



I dunno if thats confidence to be fair lol it's age and computer safety and vain arrogance :thumbsup:;-)

ClarityofMind;6082759

I dunno if thats confidence to be fair lol it's age and computer safety … I dunno if thats confidence to be fair lol it's age and computer safety and vain arrogance :thumbsup:;-)



:lol: i prefer confidence :lol:

nikkib123;6082764

Working in a pub/bar is great way to meet people/make friends.Or join a … Working in a pub/bar is great way to meet people/make friends.Or join a club, start night class, gym.Places where there are loads of people.



+1:thumbsup:

micoo;6082766

:lol: i prefer confidence :lol:



:giggle:

You could always join a cult.

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nikkib123;6082764

Working in a pub/bar is great way to meet people/make friends.Or join a … Working in a pub/bar is great way to meet people/make friends.Or join a club, start night class, gym.Places where there are loads of people.



Hmmm
Night class??? Knitting...

I was thinking of going to a AA meeting... Not because I am a alcoholic, but to meet people who I could tempt to be friends with a little drinkies.

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nikkib123;6082833

Awwwww you can't be that bad ha ha.What about voluntary work for … Awwwww you can't be that bad ha ha.What about voluntary work for charities? That is great way to meet people from all walks of life :thumbsup:




I did apply at a local hospital a few months ago, but it was a load of faffing, with referees and interviews, so I didn't go through with it, but I may have another go.
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