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    HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN:

    Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,
    empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe,
    humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug,
    cuddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate,
    nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply,
    accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm,
    lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate,
    attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore,
    defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromatize, fuse,
    fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish,
    upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand,
    jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim,
    nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain,
    calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease,
    flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, Anglicize, murmur, snuggle,
    snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve,
    rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places,
    scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle,
    doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, persuade, flip,
    flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather,
    mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle,
    slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken,
    undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead,
    fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle,
    amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then
    go back, and start again.

    HOW TO SATISFY A MAN:
    Show up naked with beer and food.

    7 Comments

    Spot on!!

    flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, Anglicize, murmur, snuggle,



    Bit of a shame that being utterly pedantic isn't on the list, as I would like it if women could be satisfied by my ability to point out the pleasant irony of "anglicize" being used in the non-anglicised form, with its Americanised Z instead of an English S, rather than just faintly irritated.

    What a load of rubbish.......women are never satisfied, hahaha.

    "keep on rockin' in the free world"

    hehe I wish I could find a woman who likes Neil Young like I do :thumbsup:

    Sod that, it was easier memorising the periodic table of elements for exams.

    http://forums.randi.org/images/smilies/biglaugh.gifoh yeah !!!

    TGB;2508681

    Sod that, it was easier memorising the periodic table of elements for … Sod that, it was easier memorising the periodic table of elements for exams.



    u ever tried learning a womans periodic table ?? :whistling:


    and as quoted by Bitsey http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/nahrung/e010.gif heals all and satisfies all!........................... all most! lol
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