How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

Found 16th Mar 2007
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

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Heard that one about a week ago on loose women, also posted around the same time on a joke thread - still good though
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