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Posted 31st Dec 2019
So where are all the available supershoppers !!
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Probably in bed eating out of family sized ice cream tubs.


*checks to see that ice cream tub is fully hidden*
Ha ha maybe they might like to share
Definitely available , ice cream or not
Maybe you should sell a few of your good points... any or all?

People are on here looking for a good deal!!

Own teeth?
Working?
Financially solvent?
Cooking skills?
Does not eat and talk at the same time?
Reasonably fresh feet?

One or two of the above and your a hot prospect for some.
Fail on all points
Ok ok I can manage 5 out of 6
They’re all down the ‘meals for one’ section, waiting for the reductions.
On my way
mikeportsmouth31/12/2019 15:22

On my way


Put a sharing platter in your hand basket and that’ll be your ‘way in’.
Just ask someone if they want to share it.......
Or ice cream apparently
mikeportsmouth31/12/2019 15:33

Or ice cream apparently


As long as it doesn’t melt whilst you’re waiting!
cideristhefuture31/12/2019 15:18

Maybe you should sell a few of your good points... any or all?People are …Maybe you should sell a few of your good points... any or all?People are on here looking for a good deal!!Own teeth?Working?Financially solvent?Cooking skills?Does not eat and talk at the same time?Reasonably fresh feet?One or two of the above and your a hot prospect for some.


Own teeth? No but fairly sure I can acquirer some
Working? In great condition ta
Cooking skills? One cricket or two ?
Financially solvent? Got some tubes of super glue from Tesco 50p
Does not eat and talk at the same time? Talk ?
Reasonably fresh feet? well they were when I got them
Wongy is looking promising
Wongy11031/12/2019 16:10

Own teeth? No but fairly sure I can acquirer some Working? In great …Own teeth? No but fairly sure I can acquirer some Working? In great condition ta Cooking skills? One cricket or two ? Financially solvent? Got some tubes of super glue from Tesco 50p Does not eat and talk at the same time? Talk ? Reasonably fresh feet? well they were when I got them


If you have a Shark cordless with double battery.... you'll be fighting them off!
Why , what are they likely to do with it
Own teeth yes
Working, don't see the need
Financially solvent yes
Cooking skills debatable
Eat and talk at the same time? No idea, no one to talk to
Feet? Two thereof
That makes me quite a catch
psychobitchfromhell31/12/2019 17:42

Own teeth yesWorking, don't see the needFinancially solvent yesCooking …Own teeth yesWorking, don't see the needFinancially solvent yesCooking skills debatableEat and talk at the same time? No idea, no one to talk toFeet? Two thereofThat makes me quite a catch


It`s just the name that`s a worry
mikeportsmouth31/12/2019 18:24

It`s just the name that`s a worry


a ruse to fend off my many many suitors
Oh dear I better get some bbq sauce ready then
...
@mikeportsmouth where abouts are you based Mike?
You`ll never guess
deeky01/01/2020 13:08

Never heard of Mikeport?


You need to get out more
deeky01/01/2020 13:59

It seemed like a good idea at the time


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or maybe not
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Well thanks for the invite top
That’s ok. You can call me TT.
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Cheers TT
And you psycho for the likes !!
ok ok you too Wongy !
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