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Human Kidney For Sale... eBay. (Its Not Mine!!!)

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Found 31st May 2012
FOR SALE

Human Kidney

I am selling one of my kidneys to the highest bidder, due to unforseen fiancial circumstances,I am in need of money

so I am willing to auction a kidney. I don't mind who the winning bidder is as long as you can afford it.

I am 40 yrs + active,fit and healthy

I am free of any illnesses,disorders or diseases that would otherwise limit my body,I have a normal blood pressure and cholesterol

I have never had any serious/major operations

Basically Im in this for the money some people may say is immoral and wrong,but hey Im providing a service to people who need something

so if you value your family member that much and want to try and prolong their life then please bid (what a special gift to be able to give someone you love)

I do expect all medical bills, travel, accomodation expenses to be paid at the winning bidders expense

PLEASE BEFORE YOU BID MESSAGE ME TO LET ME KNOW WHICH COUNTRY YOU ARE IN AS I WILL ONLY TRAVEL TO CERTAIN COUNTRIESAND IF YOUR COUNTRY IS NOT ON MY LIST THEN THERE WILL BE NO BIDFOR MY SERVICES.

I HAVE NOT PLACED A BUY IT NOW PRICE BUT I DO HAVE A PRICE IN MIND WHICH IF YOU SEND TO ME IN A MESSAGE WE CAN TALK FURTHER AND I WIL END THE AUCTION ONCE A PRICE AS BEEN AGREED

I REQUIRE PAYMENT IMMEDIATLEY AFTER AUCTION ENDS

PAYMENT SHOULD BE MADE TO MYSELF AND SENT TO MY SOLICITORS

***********There is no Paypal payment option for this item***********

DETAILS OF ALL NAMES ETC SHALL BE GIVEN TO THE WINNING BIDDER ONCE AUCTION ENDS

THEN WE CAN START TO MAKE THE ARRANGEMENTS TO THE TRANSPLANT TO BEGIN

HAPPY BIDDING AND GOOD LUCK

Please dont bid on this item if you have no intention to buy. Im not interested in any comments you want to express on how wrong this is or how immoral keep them to yourself......
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Link - ebay.co.uk/itm…995?

*Warning - Graphic picture*
I think it's illegal to trade organs here?


Edited by: "reddit" 31st May 2012
Lovely!
You gotta be kidney me!
I'm slightly worried as to how the person who found this, found it in the first place!
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That picture gets me so hot, love raw meat
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livefortheweekends

I'm slightly worried as to how the person who found this, found it in the … I'm slightly worried as to how the person who found this, found it in the first place!



Obviously needs a Kidney

Stupid
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MBeeching

You gotta be kidney me!



Donor know if it's real or not.
voting cold as the price is likely to come down more.
There is going to be **** all left of your nan churchy
Oh Im doing this, when it sells, im giving my neighbours details, they can take the lot muhahahaha
taking the weewee as far as I can see
Ebay will have this off soon
Placed order lets see if I win

(_;)


ebay.co.uk/itm…rue
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Just bid
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jensangel

Ebay will have this off soon



Kinky
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cejiogu1

Just bid



Im messaging him offering him a fiver for the bidders ID
If he threw in the steak and pastry too, I'd be tempted,
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churchill

Im messaging him offering him a fiver for the bidders ID



Lol why?
Edited by: "cejiogu1" 31st May 2012
churchill

You God Damn Sicko Pervert



churchill

That picture gets me so hot, love raw meat



JonnyTwoToes

Donor know if it's real or not.



It won't last lung, I don't have the heart to tell him.
Ebays spotted it all gone


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Arggghh, one of you reported it. Was looking forward to a new twist on a steak and kidney pie.
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cejiogu1

Arggghh, one of you reported it. Was looking forward to a new twist on a … Arggghh, one of you reported it. Was looking forward to a new twist on a steak and kidney pie.



Im looking forward to getting your id and spamming you at every opportunity
gawn now
churchill

Im looking forward to getting your id and spamming you at every … Im looking forward to getting your id and spamming you at every opportunity



He's not kidding, he threatened to do this to me and I get Viagra offers and the chance of making a fortune from an African orphaned kangaroo get the money his housemaid left him out of the country and that the evil Zoo he is in is trying to steal.

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