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    Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
    Yorkshireman:"Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
    Vet: "Is it a tom?"
    Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi' us

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    :roll: ....

    I dont get it...:oops:

    I lolled a .......little

    Smuggling Pnuts;7865759

    I dont get it...:oops:



    Its a Yorkshire thing...athome...;-)a tom

    Smuggling Pnuts;7865759

    I dont get it...:oops:



    Vet: "Is it a tom?" (in yorkshire language = Is it at home?)
    Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi' us

    :roll::roll:

    :thumbsup:

    ah I get it now... I work on the border of South Yorkshire so you would think I would get it. :thumbsup:

    When I'm at work it takes me a long time to decipher what people are saying when there from that neck of the woods...I apparently sound posh cuz I'm from Notts?! :w00t:

    lol im from scotland still got it just said it like they talk in old hovis adverts

    jdm;7865864

    lol im from scotland still got it just said it like they talk in old … lol im from scotland still got it just said it like they talk in old hovis adverts



    lol

    Took me a second to get it - not bad!

    ha ha ha eeeeeeeee bye gum x

    :giggle: Hehe - a vet that doesn't know what a cat is, when it's right in front of him.

    dcx_badass;7866957

    Might aswel stick this in here:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VLYpKGVBUg


    :thumbsup:

    doesnt make sense to us lot from daaaaaaan saaaarf

    alie fam

    A very old Yorkshire joke from the days before email!

    A Yorkshire man had emigrated to America, but still used to receive news from home by mail.

    One day, he got the following telegram:
    'Regret father died this morning STOP
    Early hours. Funeral Wednesday STOP
    Yorkshire two hundred and one for six STOP
    Boycott not out ninety six.'

    Yorkshireman goes to the jewellers:

    "Can tha mek a gold statue o' mi dog?"

    "Aye, reckon a can," says the jeweller

    "Does tha want it eighteen carat?"

    "Nay lad, I want it chewin' a bone."
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