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    Humour - Golf Club Instructions

    1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
    2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
    3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
    4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
    5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
    6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
    7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
    8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
    9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING
    10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.













    WELL DONE. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OFF.

    19 Comments

    I am a member of a golf course that costs £1500 a year to be a member of.

    A golf course built for £1500? I suppose you'll tell us it was designed by Jack Nicklaus. :roll:

    tony_s1;4267632

    A golf course built for £1500? I suppose you'll tell us it was designed … A golf course built for £1500? I suppose you'll tell us it was designed by Jack Nicklaus. :roll:



    Nah LOL.

    Membership costs £1500 a year.

    lol nice one op i like it i had to read it twice tho i forgot the first bit after reading the punch line lol

    The JFK;4267611

    I am a member of a £1500 golf course.



    and ?

    smithyp1;4267652

    and ?



    3-1.

    Banned

    The JFK;4267611

    I am a member of a golf course that costs £1500 a year to be a member of.



    and as soon as they find out that your playing on their course without paying im guesing there gonna be ****** j/k

    i wouldn't dream of paying that to play golf, would rather play rugby its free

    The JFK;4267642

    Nah LOL.Membership costs £1500 a year.



    That's fairly cheap nowadays. What club is it?

    I gave up my membership at Wentworth a few years ago because I got tired of getting stuck behind Colin Montgomerie every time I went out.

    PabloInTheSky;4267699

    and as soon as they find out that your playing on their course without … and as soon as they find out that your playing on their course without paying im guesing there gonna be ****** j/ki wouldn't dream of paying that to play golf, would rather play rugby its free



    I also play football. I play semi pro and I get paid to play.

    Banned

    kl lucky for some

    Busy at school today jfk?

    jah128;4268031

    Busy at school today jfk?



    No.

    You don't say...

    The JFK;4267611

    I am a member of a golf course that costs £1500 a year to be a member of.



    The JFK;4267780

    I also play football. I play semi pro and I get paid to play.



    Oooohh, someone's full of a sense of their own importance today, aren't they??? :whistling:

    jah128;4268089

    You don't say...



    I do say. I said "no".

    civms47;4268121

    Oooohh, someone's full of a sense of their own importance today, aren't … Oooohh, someone's full of a sense of their own importance today, aren't they??? :whistling:




    He is the MVP remember ........ :roll:

    civms47;4268121

    Oooohh, someone's full of a sense of their own importance today, aren't … Oooohh, someone's full of a sense of their own importance today, aren't they??? :whistling:



    You what?

    The JFK;4268122

    I do say. I said "no".


    http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/8775/logiclb9.jpg

    smithyp1;4268125

    He is the MVP remember ........ :roll:



    How did I ever forget???;-)
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