Husbands

Janet and Jane are old friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long time. Janet is upset because she thinks her husband doesn't find her attractive anymore. "As I get older he doesn't bother to look at me!" Janet cries.

"I'm so sorry for you, as I get older my husband says I get more beautiful every day." replied Jane.

To which Janet added, "Yes, but your husband's an antique dealer!"

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John asked his wife, Mary, what she wanted to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. "Would you like a new mink coat?" he asked.

"Not really," said Mary.

"Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" said John.

"No," she responded.

"What about a new vacation home in the country?" he suggested.

She again rejected his offer. "Well what would you like for our anniversary?" John asked.

"John, I'd like a divorce," answered Mary.

"Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much," said John.

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