I accidentally got paint on...

47 replies
Found 16th Apr 2010
1) My carpet
2) My window
3) My furniture
4) My mirror
5) My cat
6) My arms
7) My bum
My face
9) The bottoms of my feet
10) My tv

I also got it in my hair and in my mouth.

I'm not sure I'm cut out for this whole DIY independent woman business.

Anyone got any tips for me!? Alternatively does anyone want to mock me?

46 Comments

Number 7 sounds interesting pmsl

http://www.wearyourbeer.com/images/Family_Guy_Stewie_Chat_Total_Idiot_Black_Shirt.jpg

Leave it to someone else?

Number 8 can only be a good thing

Original Poster

choc1969;8381608



Though I do agree with this, there has to be some kind of way whereby I can get the paint on the wall and not on everything else that I'm completely missing here.

Original Poster

mr.potato_head;8381632

Leave it to someone else?



Are you busy?!

angelfairee;8381634

Though I do agree with this, there has to be some kind of way whereby I … Though I do agree with this, there has to be some kind of way whereby I can get the paint on the wall and not on everything else that I'm completely missing here.



Are you using a brush, roller or just chucking it from the tin :whistling:

hehe! what colour did you paint the cat?!

Is this like the nail varnish fiasco? :-D

choc1969;8381647

Are you using a brush, roller or just chucking it from the tin :whistling:



She's bum printing by the sounds of number 7 :whistling:

livingthelife07;8381649

Is this like the nail varnish fiasco? :-D



was wondering if it was the same person! changed avi I think:roll: maybe she is bored:whistling:

and the phone hotukdeals.com/ite…742
and the nailvarnish hotukdeals.com/ite…722

are you really that clumsy or just very bored

Banned

check your house insurance for validity and set light to the house

Original Poster

choc1969;8381647

Are you using a brush, roller or just chucking it from the tin :whistling:



A brush...honest. I tried a roller but I got fed up with it because I could only find a small one.

I think I have paint on my eyeballs.

missp27;8381648

hehe! what colour did you paint the cat?!



White. Luckily it's already white so no one can report me for animal cruelty.

livingthelife07;8381649

Is this like the nail varnish fiasco? :-D



Pretty much, but on a larger and more ridiculous scale. I stood on a paintbrush that I'd left on the floor with paint still on it and made some footprints on the carpet.

angelfairee;8381639

Are you busy?!



No but I still don't have your postcode!!

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tracyhay;8381684

was wondering if it was the same person! changed avi I think:roll: maybe … was wondering if it was the same person! changed avi I think:roll: maybe she is bored:whistling:and the phone http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/618639/i-dropped-my-iphone-in-water-what-d?p=7939742#post7939742



Good work on the stalking of all my ridiculous activities.

jubbyme;8381690

check your house insurance for validity and set light to the house



I'd probably do that wrong as well.

mr.potato_head;8381714

No but I still don't have your postcode!!



Giving you my postcode legally binds you to a whole world of activities that you don't want to know about.

was you on the bottle ?
or just high

hahahaha, i got ink in my mouth, need to stop chewing pens :-(

Banned

robertkay;8381760

was you on the bottle ?or just high



or just stupid

angelfairee;8381748

Good work on the stalking of all my ridiculous activities.



not stalking its in your profile, was just wondering how anyone could be that clumsy with a phone, nail varnish and now paint, we all have accidents but seriously:o:?::!::o

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micoo;8381781

hahahaha, i got ink in my mouth, need to stop chewing pens :-(



I knew you'd make me feel better.

ryman1000;8381787

or just stupid



Yeah I'd say this was probably the best explanation.

tracyhay;8381796

not stalking its in your profile, was just wondering how anyone could be … not stalking its in your profile, was just wondering how anyone could be that clumsy with a phone, nail varnish and now paint, we all have accidents but seriously:o:?::!



The phone wasn't my fault! Nor was the nail varnish...it was the cat :whistling:

Anyway, now we've established that I'm a stupid idiot, does anyone actually have any tips with painting that might help me? Better yet, who wants to do it for me?!

Banned

angelfairee;8381852

Anyway, now we've established that I'm a stupid idiot, does anyone … Anyway, now we've established that I'm a stupid idiot, does anyone actually have any tips with painting that might help me? Better yet, who wants to do it for me?!





Just offer your 'services' and let a man do the silly painting :whistling:

ryman1000;8381787

or just stupid



no, thats me

hotukdeals.com/ite…ace

not to mention the time i walked into my door and gave myself a black eye or the time i sprayed deoderant in my eye, or the time i was skipping through my house (dont ask) and cracked my forehead off the wall above the door and KO'ed myself for 10 mins

someone else can rustle up those threads :lol:

angelfairee;8381852

The phone wasn't my fault! Nor was the nail varnish...it was the cat … The phone wasn't my fault! Nor was the nail varnish...it was the cat :whistling:Anyway, now we've established that I'm a stupid idiot, does anyone actually have any tips with painting that might help me? Better yet, who wants to do it for me?!



yes stay well away from everything, find a white padded room and hide in there:whistling: not that I am saying your mad or anything:o you could spend a fortune and get one of those paint pod things?

here is the link just for you nextday.diy.com/app…118

http://www.pbsmiles.org/pbsmiles/upload/smilies/this_thread_is_useless_without_pics.gif

angelfairee;8381748

Giving you my postcode legally binds you to a whole world of activities … Giving you my postcode legally binds you to a whole world of activities that you don't want to know about.



jubbyme;8381868

Just offer your 'services' and let a man do the silly painting … Just offer your 'services' and let a man do the silly painting :whistling:


This?

Painting number 5 is just silly, surely any woman knows you either bleach it or just shave it off :?

Reminds me of this:

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transit;8381975

Painting number 5 is just silly, surely any woman knows you either bleach … Painting number 5 is just silly, surely any woman knows you either bleach it or just shave it off :?



:w00t: the cat:w00t: I am shocked

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tracyhay;8381895

yes stay well away from everything, find a white padded room and hide in … yes stay well away from everything, find a white padded room and hide in there:whistling: not that I am saying your mad or anything:o you could spend a fortune and get one of those paint pod things?



I was considering that but I'm already half way through now and I've got paint on basically everything already, might as well carry on with the brush! I managed to get the paint off of most of the stuff...apart from the cat and the carpet.

I'm sure there must be some kind of method of painting that means I won't keep crashing into walls that are already painted and getting it everywhere. Maybe...clockwise around the room. Oh I don't know.

mr.potato_head;8381919

This?



If it means you're going to do the rest of the painting, whatever you want!

Why dont you just lay it down straight how you want it..

Remember you and shandy never mix

angelfairee;8382001

I was considering that but I'm already half way through now and I've got … I was considering that but I'm already half way through now and I've got paint on basically everything already, might as well carry on with the brush! I managed to get the paint off of most of the stuff...apart from the cat and the carpet.I'm sure there must be some kind of method of painting that means I won't keep crashing into walls that are already painted and getting it everywhere. Maybe...clockwise around the room. Oh I don't know.



maybe you could pull a guy that can decorate, offer him your 'services' (after he has finished of course unless he is really hot!) get him to paint the rest tomorrow then kick him out:whistling:

tracyhay;8381991

:w00t: the cat:w00t: I am shocked



Im impressed, normally 99.9% of miscers wouldnt of had a scooby :thumbsup:

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snowflake;8381957

oh you're a nightmare lolIs it emulsion Angel, if its water based it will … oh you're a nightmare lolIs it emulsion Angel, if its water based it will just wash out/wash off the sooner you get to it, dont let it dry on the clothes, the cat will be fine but try and wash it off her if you can cos it wont taste very nice when she tries to get it out. Just some fairy liquid and a bit of elbow grease will work for the rest.



It's too late for all that...I've been on the phone for at least an hour and now I've been sat here for at least another hour since I threw paint everywhere.

saayinla;8382009

Why dont you just lay it down straight how you want it..



...what? :?

tracyhay;8382044

maybe you could pull a guy that can decorate, offer him your 'services' … maybe you could pull a guy that can decorate, offer him your 'services' (after he has finished of course unless he is really hot!) get him to paint the rest tomorrow then kick him out:whistling:



I'm in the process of giving the hot man my postcode. :whistling:

I got you a new t-shirt:

http://rlv.zcache.com/attention_seeking_t_shirt-p235141619668942589pmlf_210.jpg

Original Poster

moob;8382157

I got you a new t-shirt:



Already got it in every colour :thumbsup:

Banned

OP.... just paint everything you can see, then paint over the bits you didn't mean to paint, with a new colour.

PS.: You are a nob

angelfairee;8382001

If it means you're going to do the rest of the painting, whatever you … If it means you're going to do the rest of the painting, whatever you want!



Services first? :-D

angelfairee;8382104

...what? :?. :whistling:



how do you want it....its friday night..

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mr.potato_head;8382244

Services first? :-D



Deal.

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