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    So ...whats your forte ....... what can you do that will impress the family / people / HUKDers

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    But what can you do ? :?

    I can play the guitar:)

    I can re-enact the Wizard of Oz, playing all of the characters........

    usually at Christmas after quaffing too much champers lol


    But my forte.......I can still do a crab ;-)

    i have the same disease the guy in superbad had, you know the drawing one.

    hypnotize people....hence the username

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    choc1969;6002674

    But what can you do ? :?



    I can get people to answer questions:whistling:

    I don't think I'm allowed to say, it's supposed to be a family site:thumbsup:

    I see dead people

    choc1969;6002674

    But what can you do ? :?



    I can play!


































    Audience: What can you play?

    Piano

    The Music Man: "I play the piano!"
    Sing "Pia-pia-pia-no, pia-no, pia-no; pia-pia-pia-no, pia-pia-no" to the tune
    Actions: act out playing chords on a piano
    Follow with chorus

    Trombone

    The Music Man: "I play the trombone!"
    Sing "oomp-pa-oomp-pa-ooomp-pa-paaaa, oomp-pa-paaaa, oomp-pa-paaa; oomp-pa-oomp-pa-oomp-pa-paaaa, oomp-pa-oomp-pa-pa" to the tune
    Actions: mime playing trombone
    Follow with piano and chorus

    Bagpipes

    The Music Man: "I play the bagpipes!"
    Sing "Scotland the Brave"
    Actions: mime playing bagpipes
    Follow with trombone, piano, and chorus

    Call and response section

    The Music Man: "Whoawhooaa!"
    Audience: "Whoawhooaa!"
    The Music Man: "Yeeaah-yeah-yeah-yeah"
    Audience: "Yeeaah-yeah-yeah-yeah"
    The Music Man: "Oggy oggy oggy!"
    Audience: "Oi oi oi!"
    The Music Man: "Oggy oggy oggy!"
    Audience: "Oi oi oi!"

    Football section

    Sing theme from Match of the Day
    Actions: scarf waving
    Follow with bagpipes, trombone, piano, and chorus

    Dambusters

    The Music Man: "I play The Dam Busters!"
    Sing the theme to The Dam Busters
    Actions: with arms outstretched, like bomber aircraft; alternatively, make "okay" sign with both hands, rotate backwards, and place over eyes in the manner of an aviator's goggles
    Follow with football, bagpipes, trombone, piano, and chorus

    "Here We Go, Here We Go" Theme

    Sing: Here we go, here we go, here we go; Here we go, here we go, here we go; Here we go, here we go, here we go; Here we go, here we go, here we go; Here we go, here we go, here we go; Here we go, here we go, here we go; Here we go, here we go, here we go; Here we go, here we go, here we go; Here we go, here we go, here we go; Here we go, here we go, here we go....
    Actions: Scarf waving to "Here We Go"

    Singer: I am the Music man!
    Audience: Oi!

    choc1969;6002710

    But my forte.......I can still do a crab ;-)



    you know the rules. pictures or its not true

    donnydude;6003174

    you know the rules. pictures or its not true



    I'm flexible but not that flexible :roll:

    Will need a photographer

    choc1969;6003225

    Will need a photographer



    I'd be happy to offer my services, I've told you many a time:)























    I can bring my camera if you like:-D

    I have an amazing tongue - I can touch my nose with it... I'll leave to your imagination anything else I can do ;-)

    Butterflies;6004082

    I have an amazing tongue - I can touch my nose with it... I'll leave to … I have an amazing tongue - I can touch my nose with it... I'll leave to your imagination anything else I can do ;-)



    arrrrrrrr......but can you lick your own eyebrows? :whistling:

    bitseylango;6004130

    arrrrrrrr......but can you lick your own eyebrows? :whistling:



    :?


    :w00t:

    jtx;6004044

    I'd be happy to offer my services, I've told you many a time:)I can bring … I'd be happy to offer my services, I've told you many a time:)I can bring my camera if you like:-D



    Ok, will start downing the cod liver oil :whistling:

    bitseylango;6004130

    arrrrrrrr......but can you lick your own eyebrows? :whistling:



    Euwww no!

    Unless I don't trim them for a month - lmao

    actually

    No I have never been able to do that but my father in law is pretty close to being able to chew on his... they literally wave at you!

    Butterflies;6004380

    Euwww no!Unless I don't trim them for a month - lmaoactuallyNo I have … Euwww no!Unless I don't trim them for a month - lmaoactuallyNo I have never been able to do that but my father in law is pretty close to being able to chew on his... they literally wave at you!



    LMAO! my mums were like that till I pinned her down and attacked her with the tweezers!!!!!

    I cant do anything that seems worth writing about :? That's made me very sad :cry:

    I can list things i do badly though :-D

    I can cook juggle and make a rainbow in a test tube. not all at the same time

    Banned

    spell out the alphabet while giving my girlfrined oral :oops:
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