I can't seem to log in at our local arborist site

19 replies
Found 4th Oct 2016
I might have to deal with the branch in person.

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Banned

I said, ''I'm off out mum''

she said, ''you ain't going anywhere until you change that mini skirt.''

I said ''Why?''

She said, ''Because I can see your balls,Deeky''
Edited by: "MrScotchBonnet" 4th Oct 2016

I can't see the wood for the trees???

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Original Poster

I decided to do it myself

http://a63.tinypic.com/w7iv46.jpg

I've just twigged what you did there. Or am I barking up the wrong tree?

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13norfolk

I've just twigged what you did there. Or am I barking up the wrong tree?



Leaf the puns to me.

I'm stumped. I'm Knot going to go out on a limb as I'd probably get axed.


MrScotchBonnet

Leaf the puns to me.


Ah, I'll leaf them with yew, you're good at sprucing threads up.
Edited by: "F.D" 4th Oct 2016

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FantasyDeals

I'm stumped. I'm Knot going to go out on a limb as I'd probably get … I'm stumped. I'm Knot going to go out on a limb as I'd probably get axed.Ah, I'll leaf them with yew, you're good at sprucing threads up.


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Original Poster

MrScotchBonnet

Leaf the puns to me.



Oakay

Predikuesi

Oakay



Oh you sly son of a beech

Original Poster

Sebas111

Oh you sly son of a beech



That's not fir!

airfix




Sick. A more dangerous act yew cannot imagine. He will make his elderly but poplar wife, Holly, a willow, who will pine fir him when collecting his ashes.

OK, that is 10 trees - I am done.



http://www.travelandescape.ca/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/relaxing-hammock-beach.jpg



airfix


My neighbour was cutting his trees like that a few years ago (_;) I'm surprised he didn't cut his head off oO Mind you he wasn't a full shilling (_;)

Saturn

Sick. A more dangerous act yew cannot imagine. He will make his elderly … Sick. A more dangerous act yew cannot imagine. He will make his elderly but poplar wife, Holly, a willow, who will pine fir him when collecting his ashes.OK, that is 10 trees - I am done.


You need to be locked up for that, I'm calling special branch!

airfix

You need to be locked up for that, I'm calling special branch!


They will just tell yews nothing to cedar
Edited by: "Wongy110" 4th Oct 2016

Thinking you all need to go forest

thewongwing101

They will just tell yews nothing to cedar


Those puns are awful, wood you please leaf it out.

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