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    I deserve a medal but I did something I shouldn't of done whilst drunk :$

    Went to a wedding last night well...just came back about 10 mins ago and I'm completely *******, especially since I had at least 20 drinks, mixed my drinks all night long and downed the last few drinks as well and practically told all my family I love them (Yes, I;m a happy drunk lol) I saw some girls that I haven't seen for several years and they were all over me.

    There was a girl I almost hooked up with several years ago, who I haven't seen since but she was trying to dance with me all night long and wouldn't leave me alone, despite her bf being there and everyone was tellong me I must be really in love with my girl to turn that down.
    All my family kept saying that they wanna meet the girl that stole my heart but it'll happen in due course....the best things in life are worth waiting for, afterall.

    TBH, I was so in the mood for something tonight but I love my girl so much, I wouldn't even entertain the idea the idea and spent so much time telling everyone that I have the best gf in the world and she's the best thing to ever happen to me. :$

    What I'm trying to say is....I love you Mrs ***** ****** and there's not a single person I would rather be with than you and I'm the luckiest man in the world to even have someone like you in my life.

    I dunno why I'm writing this.....but no doubt I'll wake up in the morning and be baffled lol but I love my gf more than anything and I would die for her without a second thought.

    Oh....and the thing I did that I shouldn't of done is....I had a a couple cigs after quitting nearly 2 years ago but I know it's a one off. :oops:

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    Awwwwwwww..................... :cry:

    :-D

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    i dont understand, why do you deserve a medal? lol

    DangerGod;6226328

    i dont understand, why do you deserve a medal? lol



    I think because he resisted temptation :?

    DangerGod;6226328

    i dont understand, why do you deserve a medal? lol



    Many Millennia of Multiple partners is engrained into Male DNA and he just thwarted it?

    Remember Marriage and Monogamy is a cultural thing

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    schizoboy;6226332

    Many Millennia of Multiple partners is engrained into Male DNA and he … Many Millennia of Multiple partners is engrained into Male DNA and he just thwarted it?Remember Marriage and Monogamy is a cultural thing



    eh :?

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    DangerGod;6226328

    i dont understand, why do you deserve a medal? lol



    Are you crazy bruv....if you were in the mood for something....you would of raped me...despte being the wrong sex lol

    I used to really like this girl but I discovered something even better...and it's something that's better than anything else int he wordl :-D

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    realfriendlyman;6226337

    Are you crazy bruv....if you were in the mood for something....you would … Are you crazy bruv....if you were in the mood for something....you would of raped me...despte being the wrong sex lolI used to really like this girl but I discovered something even better...and it's something that's better than anything else int he wordl :-D



    lol no dude dont get carried away u wud be over me not the other way round

    can i come if you get married to this special lady? (Serious lol)

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    DangerGod;6226338

    lol no dude dont get carried away u wud be over me not the other way … lol no dude dont get carried away u wud be over me not the other way roundcan i come if you get married to this special lady? (Serious lol)



    Oh mate, if she accepts my proposal....everyone is invited

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    You say this bruv not knowing she's round some other fella's house having it off

    lumoruk;6226352

    You say this bruv not knowing she's round some other fella's house having … You say this bruv not knowing she's round some other fella's house having it off



    hahah

    but I did something I shouldn't of done whilst drunk ................
    i was expecting juicy goss

    thats not the real story come on admit it

    sex!!

    Awww well done to you, you did the right thing for sure. :thumbsup:

    ooooh your a tease ... everyone was thinking you'd made the beast with two backs!! :thumbsup:

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    realfriendlyman;6226341

    :What I'm trying to say is....I love you **** ****** and there's not a … :What I'm trying to say is....I love you **** ****** and there's not a single person I would rather be with than you and I'm the luckiest man in the world to even have someone like you in my life.



    shucks.

    I said no before. No need to embarrass yourself in public!

    PS - give up drink.

    aw. there are decent men after all then

    I think you did very well to write all that OP as well; if I was that drunk, it would have taken me about two hours with corrections etc :roll:

    Good for you RFMan keeping true to your loved one. :-D

    Not so great on the cigs I agree!:x

    realfriendlyman;6226341

    Oh mate, if she accepts my proposal....everyone is invited



    I love you Mrs ***** ******



    Sounds like someone beat you to it. :lol:

    this thread proves that when youre drunk you dont need to grossly mis-spell words on purpose to prove it :thumbsup:

    hmmmm...the cynic in me says
    Why come on here and say this ????

    Methinks thou do'st protest too much lol

    Dirty boy!!!!

    I'm a happy drunk too.

    Yey for being a happy drunk.

    choc1969;6226813

    hmmmm...the cynic in me saysWhy come on here and say this ????Methinks … hmmmm...the cynic in me saysWhy come on here and say this ????Methinks thou do'st protest too much lolDirty boy!!!!



    Maybe his gf is a member of hotuk.:thinking:

    aww well done mate!!

    kungfu;6226768

    this thread proves that when youre drunk you dont need to grossly … this thread proves that when youre drunk you dont need to grossly mis-spell words on purpose to prove it :thumbsup:



    +1

    kungfu;6226768

    this thread proves that when youre drunk you dont need to grossly … this thread proves that when youre drunk you dont need to grossly mis-spell words on purpose to prove it :thumbsup:



    +2 but whenn drunk i couldnt of managed it to my bed... i hope he slept in the bath room.... thats when you know you were drunk

    kungfu;6226768

    this thread proves that when youre drunk you dont need to grossly … this thread proves that when youre drunk you dont need to grossly mis-spell words on purpose to prove it :thumbsup:


    i lold hard, like other members we know


    REPS FOR CLIFFS?

    I learnt long time ago, drink and internet do not go.

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    jasonrat;6226355

    but I did something I shouldn't of done whilst drunk ................i … but I did something I shouldn't of done whilst drunk ................i was expecting juicy goss



    Lol, obviously I was very merry last night, so thought I'd take the P. :giggle:

    4lyons09;6226451

    Awww well done to you, you did the right thing for sure. :thumbsup:



    Yeah, definitely. :-D

    I wasn't tempted by the girl, although she's pretty, it was more of the thought that I have been craving sex recently and I wanted it from my girl....I even left her a voicemail last night telling her....and I'm pretty sure I sung to her last night too....I have to stop doing that. :oops:

    She spent most of the night chasing me and I kept running away and I think I named the thread "I deserve a medal" because my friends were saying that all night long when I kept refusing to dance with her when everyone could see she was on my case lol

    nikkib123;6228363

    Yep especially if you have a web cam :oops:



    sounds like you know this from experience....... best hide my phone then too :lol:

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    guv;6226504

    shucks.I said no before. No need to embarrass yourself in public!PS - … shucks.I said no before. No need to embarrass yourself in public!PS - give up drink.



    I don't care how drunk I get mate...I'd never accept your advances lol

    cherishu2;6226519

    aw. there are decent men after all then



    Thank you...I would never dream of cheating and even the thought of being away from my gf makes me feel sick. :oops:

    chesso;6226567

    I think you did very well to write all that OP as well; if I was that … I think you did very well to write all that OP as well; if I was that drunk, it would have taken me about two hours with corrections etc Good for you RFMan keeping true to your loved one. :-DNot so great on the cigs I agree!



    I don't even remember writing it....well, I was thinking about it when someone told me about it earlier and some of it started coming back to me lol
    I think it did take a while for me to write it but I wasn't completely smashed last night, I was still in control of what I was doing.

    I love my gf more than anything and I had an amazing proposal planned for her....now it's more about timing for the perfect moment more than anything.

    The cigs and Cigars...well, I didn't wanna spend a £1 for every cigar that I bought at the hotel all night long, so eventually reverted to cigs...I think I might smoke every now and again while drinking, as I used to enjoy smoking while I was out until they made it so long winded to a have a drink and smoke together.

    BTW...I have no hangover this morning....I must be special. :giggle:

    haha next you'll be saying it wasnt you with that cucumber.

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    nikkib123;6226647

    20 drinks and you managed to write that very well.I would not have been … 20 drinks and you managed to write that very well.I would not have been able to switch on the puter never mind write an essay!You deserve a medal for that!



    lol, I know......I was saying for the first few hours that the drinks must be watered down because I should of been drunk by now lol

    Syzable;6226664

    Sounds like someone beat you to it. :lol:



    lol, nah, I call her "Mrs" cos she's destined for that tag with me....hopefully anyway.

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    starsparkle2311;6226785

    WOW epic drunken thread, well done RFM:thumbsup:



    Thanks lol....I think I wrote it cos I was still lively and everyone else was asleep. :giggle:

    choc1969;6226813

    hmmmm...the cynic in me saysWhy come on here and say this ????Methinks … hmmmm...the cynic in me saysWhy come on here and say this ????Methinks thou do'st protest too much lolDirty boy!!!!



    You're always synical lol

    I didn't do anything wrong and ran away from the girl for half the night (I didn't wanna cause a scene since she's a good friend of my cousins) but some friends were saying "I would of tapped that" lol

    your a soppy old sod RFM, bless your little cotton socks

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    AshleyRFC;6227026

    I'm a happy drunk too.Yey for being a happy drunk.



    Happy drunks are the best...I hate those people that have to finish the night off with a fight, not only does it ruin your night but everyone elses too. :roll: ....whereas I'm more about entertainment.

    Tinkytayls;6227255

    +2 but whenn drunk i couldnt of managed it to my bed... i hope he slept … +2 but whenn drunk i couldnt of managed it to my bed... i hope he slept in the bath room.... thats when you know you were drunk



    Nope...I slept in my own bed and didn't even fall over lol....I was lively for about half hour and I think I fell asleep as soon as my head hit the pillow. :giggle:

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    bitseylango;6229543

    your a soppy old sod RFM, bless your little cotton socks



    Thank you, I'm as hard as nails really lol but love does strange things to me, as there's nothing more powerful than the love of a good woman. :thumbsup:

    Don't mention socks though. :oops:
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