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    i had to kill a rabbit today *not a pleasent read*

    was playing golf today over in wike, and my mate ends up in a bunker and was like eurghh wtf is that startign to freak out a bit, we all go over (5 of us) and it starts to move a bit.. it becomes quite clear it is a rabbit,

    we noticed earlier in the day there had been a fair few birds of prey out and about and i look a bit closer and you could see its face was pretty covered in blood and this was because it had had its eyes pecked out, most nutritional bit?? it tried to move a bit but couldnt use its backs legs, we were all a bit grossed out and my first thoguht was to grab my driver... so anyways it fell upon me as it alwasy would to do the deed, even though it couldnt see i put a towel over it as animals stay more calm in the dark, but it help me carry it out of the bunker and under some trees, it was obviously scared and was peeing everywhere while i carried it.. i put it down, it tried to move away.. then i just picked up the biggest rock i could find and had to hit it twice

    ended up a bit covered in splash back and it was only the 7th hole!!

    suppose thats nature..... i dont know whether the kite or whatever bird it was would come back to it for the rest of its meal and had just imobillised it as such but it didnt seem the nicest way of going about your dinner.. i made bogey and that was that really

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    Pity about the bogey.

    Is this bothering you? I think you did the right thing.

    my first thoguht was to grab my driver



    always use a 6 iron in these circumstances mate hth oO

    Original Poster

    not really i know i did the right thing, always my familly who deals with this crap, had a hedgehog down at the cricket club which had fly strike and was being eaten inside out by maggots so me mum finished that off i was a bit younger, and she had to shovel a pidgeon another time which had been hit by a car and was wondering round with its head held on by a few bits of sumthing..

    jsut my turn this time

    not nice for you but prob the best for the rabbit. dont beat yourself up about it if you are m8

    as i understand it you removed the rabbit from the bunker. As the rules state "You may not move or remove any loose impediments in the bunker unless they are foreign to the area. Example – you may remove a candy wrapper but not a pine cone or tree branch" i would suspect that a rabbit, in nature, is native to the course and thus shouldnt have been removed.

    Therefore i deem your game null and void, and as such, your bogey doesnt matter!

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    ThePasty

    as i understand it you removed the rabbit from the bunker. As the rules … as i understand it you removed the rabbit from the bunker. As the rules state "You may not move or remove any loose impediments in the bunker unless they are foreign to the area. Example – you may remove a candy wrapper but not a pine cone or tree branch" i would suspect that a rabbit, in nature, is native to the course and thus shouldnt have been removed. Therefore i deem your game null and void, and as such, your bogey doesnt matter!



    3hrs for nothing oO

    Aww poor rabbit, there's nothing else you could have done, you put it out of it's misery.

    RIP Bunny




    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3597/3576906600_15b3c7c1dc.jpg

    Oh no ................youve killed the Easter bunny !...:( Joking X)

    Brave of you op, cant of been nice what you had to do ( dont think i could do it tbh ) but better than it having to suffer a possible long and painful death !

    was the right thing to do but tbh .. i think a pretty inhumane way of doing it ... lol

    you never "necked" a rabbit?
    in that situation i woulda put the towel over the head ( stop contamination spread ) grabbed the hind legs and pulled down on the neck and twisted .. instant death .... then i'd have pulled my trusty machete out lopped off the head and stuck it in a bag for tea winner winner rabbit for dinner!

    Well done on putting the rabbit out of its misery

    Banned

    Shame none of the bunny boilers on here didn't find it first

    Well me and a friend i aint seen for a few years was playing golf today at our local golf course. My friend was about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

    i said: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”

    My friend replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

    Its the same when the get that Myxomatosis

    Banned

    jazferbetay

    Its the same when the get that Myxomatosis



    Rabbit walks into a cafe and orders a ham toastie. He gulps it down and orders a cheese toastie. He soon finishes that and orders a chicken toastie. Then he drops dead.
    He enters heaven and God says to him, "Do you know how you died?"
    The rabbit replies "Mixing my toasties?"

    That's yours.
    Edited by: "JonnyTwoToes" 22nd Apr 2011

    horrible story

    Reminds me of my Dad when he saw a Pheasant get hit by a car. It was still moving so my Dad went back and rung its neck to put it out of its misery. He then put it in the back of the car, took it to his mums and asked her to pluck it and cook it!
    Pheasant stew....lovely!

    I will blame you if I don't get any Easter eggs this year!

    http://msp161.photobucket.com/albums/t235/shmrockmike/easter/Easter20cancelled.jpg

    Banned

    On the plus side..... Err... Nope I got nothing.

    Ignore ALL negative and joke comments. End of the day you put a suffering animal down to spare it a slow and painful death.

    I am sure if it could it would of thanked you.
    Edited by: "teraomi" 22nd Apr 2011

    Original Poster

    arcangel111

    was the right thing to do but tbh .. i think a pretty inhumane way of … was the right thing to do but tbh .. i think a pretty inhumane way of doing it ... lol you never "necked" a rabbit? in that situation i woulda put the towel over the head ( stop contamination spread ) grabbed the hind legs and pulled down on the neck and twisted .. instant death .... then i'd have pulled my trusty machete out lopped off the head and stuck it in a bag for tea winner winner rabbit for dinner!



    i only had a little hand towel and there wasnt much chance of me touching its head to be honest..

    my mates first thought was myxomatosis, hope it wasnt though cause i got splattered by the thing
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