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    I have had 12 beers today (serious). Can anyone beat that?

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    Let me rephrase that for you

    I have had no beers today due to being or acting under the age of alcohol consumption(serious). Can anyone beat me except my parents.

    12 beers..not big..not clever.

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    fmgod;3860767

    Let me rephrase that for youI have had no beers today due to being or … Let me rephrase that for youI have had no beers today due to being or acting under the age of alcohol consumption(serious). Can anyone beat me except my parents.



    Wow, serious hate.


    And I have reported you for trolling.

    Banned

    dude 12 beers isn't enough to boast about.. esp since you probs had a big crimbo dinner...aim for about 18 and ill be impressed (if there was proof that you drank em all and kept em down)

    plus, go outside for a bit too.... the freshair will accelerate ur drunkardness...

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    shanecr;3860777

    12 beers..not big..not clever.



    Why geeza?

    I'm fine.

    i was downing vodka and cokes from 7-1 yesterday and i been drinking smirnoff icesa since midday ......... 21 bottles so far

    beat that 17 yo with no life :-D

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    imranmaz;3860788

    dude 12 beers isn't enough to boast about.. esp since you probs had a big … dude 12 beers isn't enough to boast about.. esp since you probs had a big crimbo dinner...aim for about 18 and ill be impressed (if there was proof that you drank em all and kept em down)plus, go outside for a bit too.... the freshair will accelerate ur drunkardness...



    Have you beat me or not? I don't think you have. I'm the MVP.

    (BTW xmas dinner tasted sooooooo good)

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    faevilangel;3860792

    i was downing vodka and cokes from 7-1 yesterday and i been drinking … i was downing vodka and cokes from 7-1 yesterday and i been drinking smirnoff icesa since midday ......... 21 bottles so far :pbeat that 17 yo with no life :-D



    I could drink 30 Smirnoff Ice's and still be sober (seriously). Drinking 'em on there own is a womans drink. The only way to drink Smirnoff Ice is to use it to make a Turbo Shandy.

    (BTW I am better than you, seriously)

    Banned

    The JFK;3860794

    Have you beat me or not? I don't think you have. I'm the MVP.(BTW xmas … Have you beat me or not? I don't think you have. I'm the MVP.(BTW xmas dinner tasted sooooooo good)



    12 beers isn't anything to boast about... serious..

    I've been on JD today... 1L to myself and sharing another with my gf.

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    Wow, expired.

    Serious hate.

    I didn't think people were going to playa hate today?

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    imranmaz;3860806

    12 beers isn't anything to boast about... serious..I've been on JD … 12 beers isn't anything to boast about... serious..I've been on JD today... 1L to myself and sharing another with my gf.



    I aint boasting. I'm just wondering if anyone has beat me and it don't look like it.

    I drunk a 24 crate of Carling Export last New Years Eve in about 4 hours (serious).

    you talk so much bs .......... we may believe ya if you leave the house for once :lol:

    Banned

    The JFK;3860819

    I aint boasting. I'm just wondering if anyone has beat me and it don't … I aint boasting. I'm just wondering if anyone has beat me and it don't look like it.I drunk a 24 crate of Carling Export last New Years Eve in about 4 hours (serious).



    strong expiration date brah!

    what beer u drinking?

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    faevilangel;3860834

    you talk so much bs .......... we may believe ya if you leave the house … you talk so much bs .......... we may believe ya if you leave the house for once :lol:



    Wow, serious playa hating.

    Me > You

    Banned

    wow... i just sneezed so loud there was an echo in my house! (serious)

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    imranmaz;3860838

    strong expiration date brah!what beer u drinking?



    Today I've been switching between da Kronenberg and da Carling.

    The JFK;3860790

    Why geeza?I'm fine.



    you think you are fine..maybe you 'feel' fine but you are most definitely impaired.
    i have in my youth drank similar amounts, on occasions i have drank waaay more, not proud of it and i certainly wouldnt do it now. A local in our village was found dead today, died in his sleep choking on his own vomit. Alcohol. Too much of.
    you always think it will never happen to you, but it can.

    Banned

    jfk you've had 18 units.... i've had 40..

    units.nhs.uk/uni…tml
    209.85.229.132/sea…=uk


    18 and i'll be impressed... as it takes longer to drink a beer (hate lots of coke in my jd)

    btw i've eaten **** loads today so feel ok... plus i'm alot older than you so more used to it.. 18 beers is about what i could handle at 17

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    shanecr;3860872

    you think you are fine..maybe you 'feel' fine but you are most definitely … you think you are fine..maybe you 'feel' fine but you are most definitely impaired. i have in my youth drank similar amounts, on occasions i have drank waaay more, not proud of it and i certainly wouldnt do it now. A local in our village was found dead today, died in his sleep choking on his own vomit. Alcohol. Too much of. you always think it will never happen to you, but it can.



    I feel for his family.

    I've been sick in my sleep before because of too much booze, it's not nice. Now if I'm really, really, drunk I don't go to bed until I've sobered up a bit.

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    imranmaz;3860896

    jfk you've had 18 units.... i've had 40.. … jfk you've had 18 units.... i've had 40.. http://www.units.nhs.uk/unitCalculator.htmlhttp://209.85.229.132/search?q=cache:5TlSqD_MQfkJ:www.barnet.nhs.uk/files/trustuploads/drinking_alcohol_units_table.pdf+kronenberg+1664+units&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=2&gl=uk18 and i'll be impressed... as it takes longer to drink a beer (hate lots of coke in my jd)btw i've eaten **** loads today so feel ok... plus i'm alot older than you so more used to it.. 18 beers is about what i could handle at 17



    No, I've had 27.6 units.

    Banned

    The JFK;3860947

    I feel for his family.I've been sick in my sleep before because of too … I feel for his family.I've been sick in my sleep before because of too much booze, it's not nice. Now if I'm really, really, drunk I don't go to bed until I've sobered up a bit.



    i usually drink loads n loads of water n try to eat someting before i go to sleep.. gets rid of the hangover most of the time!

    I've had sex today, i win.

    lol @ having 40units, and showing off on the internet

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    Goonieman;3861026

    I've had sex today, i win.



    Pics or I don't believe you......serious.


    (BTW I don't want pics of you, just the woman with a peice of paper and your username written on it)

    tool > The JobbyFK

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    harry127;3861180

    tool > The JobbyFK



    Who is 'The JobbyFK'?

    wow tis good i got expired on eh?!!

    i havent drunk at all today except for some bucks fizz coz i bought my mum some champagne glasses and she insisted i had something on it, dont know why i didnt drink anything, im not really a big drinker tbh, can have just as much fun sober and dont feel bad next day.

    Drinking is big and clever.

    I have been drinking blackcurrant squash all day because I drank too much last night.

    No chance, you can still type. It's waaay past your bedtime. Remember, Santa will be back next year so be good!

    angelfairee;3861427

    Drinking is big and clever.I have been drinking blackcurrant squash all … Drinking is big and clever.I have been drinking blackcurrant squash all day because I drank too much last night.



    did u mean isnt??

    how was ur day angel...ur bf get u good gifts or did u have to put on the fake smile whilst telling him u love it?!

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    cdemico;3861463

    No chance, you can still type. It's waaay past your bedtime. Remember, … No chance, you can still type. It's waaay past your bedtime. Remember, Santa will be back next year so be good!



    Wow, serious hate.

    Just because I am the MVP you don't need to hate me.

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    Ezi now Ace.

    Howz was your day?

    Did your fam like your wrapping? LOL.

    The JFK;3861497

    Wow, serious hate.Just because I am the MVP you don't need to hate me.



    I dont hate you, I just don't like lies. It isn't big nor clever.

    You wonna be drunk? do 100 shots of beer in 100 mins. sorted.

    The JFK;3861502

    Ezi now Ace.Howz was your day?Did your fam like your wrapping? LOL.



    hey man, my day was real good thanks, was nice just chilling with mum dad sis and brother in law....no pressure on my mum now coz we both older and aint really fussed, just a good day to chillax really.........yeah they loved the wrapping haha defo the cheapest ive done yet...was thinking next year ill go for the empty pizza boxes! how was ur day...get anything u were pleased with or did ya not really have anything in particular that u wanted?

    acecatcher3;3861478

    did u mean isnt??how was ur day angel...ur bf get u good gifts or did u … did u mean isnt??how was ur day angel...ur bf get u good gifts or did u have to put on the fake smile whilst telling him u love it?!



    I was going for a hint of sarcasm.

    My day has been good thanks, haven't seen my bf yet so haven't had presents. What did you get me?

    cdemico;3861510

    I dont hate you, I just don't like lies. It isn't big nor clever.You … I dont hate you, I just don't like lies. It isn't big nor clever.You wonna be drunk? do 100 shots of beer in 100 mins. sorted.



    centurian is rubbish, gets u drunk if ur a lightweight and kills conversations as u have to keep on doing shots every minute stop and start convos........only good when ur in 1st year of uni as an easy way to break the ice.

    angelfairee;3861515

    I was going for a hint of sarcasm.My day has been good thanks, haven't … I was going for a hint of sarcasm.My day has been good thanks, haven't seen my bf yet so haven't had presents. What did you get me?



    o roite i see...didnt catch the sarcasm...im tired...gonna go to bed and watch some more of dawsons creek (im not gay)

    erm, i was thinking id take u out for lunch and get u a few things in the sales yeah :?

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    cdemico;3861510

    I dont hate you, I just don't like lies. It isn't big nor clever.You … I dont hate you, I just don't like lies. It isn't big nor clever.You wonna be drunk? do 100 shots of beer in 100 mins. sorted.



    Why do you think I'm lieing?

    I recon you're just playa hating.

    acecatcher3;3861518

    centurian is rubbish, gets u drunk if ur a lightweight and kills … centurian is rubbish, gets u drunk if ur a lightweight and kills conversations as u have to keep on doing shots every minute stop and start convos........only good when ur in 1st year of uni as an easy way to break the ice.



    Exactly why I refered the kid to try it. :giggle:

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    acecatcher3;3861511

    hey man, my day was real good thanks, was nice just chilling with mum dad … hey man, my day was real good thanks, was nice just chilling with mum dad sis and brother in law....no pressure on my mum now coz we both older and aint really fussed, just a good day to chillax really.........yeah they loved the wrapping haha defo the cheapest ive done yet...was thinking next year ill go for the empty pizza boxes! how was ur day...get anything u were pleased with or did ya not really have anything in particular that u wanted?



    There wern't too much I needed or wanted TBH so I just got mainly cash with a few little presents.

    Yeah the pizza box idea could be quite good. I did have another wrapping idea for you but I forgot it. :-(
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