...I have just been offered 8 legs of venison for Christmas for £150...

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Found 20th Dec 2009
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Good one for the season.....
:):roll:
Classic joke love it !!
bad joke, and 8 legs would be from 4 deer
cracker :thumbsup:

*picks up phone to start texting me mates*
wickedteen;7285958

bad joke, and 8 legs would be from 4 deer



:? ok im gonner bite :thinking:
wickedteen;7285958

bad joke, and 8 legs would be from 4 deer



can you count?
http://www.endsights.com/wp-admin/images/tumbleweed.jpg
wickedteen;7285958

bad joke, and 8 legs would be from 4 deer



only if they are 2 legged deer
fragaliciousbob;7285986

only if they are 2 legged deer



Hahaha. Mr Clever has deleted that post. Good job it was quoted.
I laughed more at wickedteen than I did at the joke....IMO its better said than read
magicjay1986;7286007

Hahaha. Mr Clever has deleted that post. Good job it was quoted.



:lol: :thumbsup:
lil_tiger;7286018

I laughed more at wickedteen than I did at the joke....IMO its better … I laughed more at wickedteen than I did at the joke....IMO its better said than read



wickedteen;7285958

bad joke, and 8 legs would be from 4 deer




i done a laugh
Were they blind?
guv;7286258

Were they blind?



I have no eye deer.
Alfonse;7286232

i done a laugh



he has gone a little quiet :roll:
fragaliciousbob;7286265

he has gone a little quiet :roll:



I know. Sometimes it is best to just come out and admit you have made an idiot of yourself.
wickedteen;7285958

bad joke, and 8 legs would be from 4 deer


funnier than the actual joke
magicjay1986;7286264

I have no idea.



Probably frozen?
dataload;7286283

funnier than the actual joke



You dont mean that.
magicjay1986;7286355

You dont mean that.


i admit i laughed at both
Actually, as in sheep, a deer has two legs and two shoulders when butchered.....:whistling:

So eight legs would come from four deer......:thumbsup:
are u still drunk OP:lol:
rockyfella;7286380

Actually, as in sheep, a deer has two legs and two shoulders when … Actually, as in sheep, a deer has two legs and two shoulders when butchered.....:whistling:So eight legs would come from four deer......:thumbsup:



a shoulder attatches to a leg mate and in butchering an animal s not buchered whole but in half or quarters
bossyboots;7286389

are u still drunk OP:lol:



Sobered up about 30 minutes ago.
fragaliciousbob;7286405

a shoulder attatches to a leg mate and in butchering an animal s not … a shoulder attatches to a leg mate and in butchering an animal s not buchered whole but in half or quarters



Wrong....

Do you only shoot half a deer.........:thinking:

When butchered a whole deer produces two legs from the rear of the carcass,...... and two shoulders from the front legs...:thumbsup:
rockyfella;7286453

Wrong....Do you only shoot half a deer.........:thinking:When butchered a … Wrong....Do you only shoot half a deer.........:thinking:When butchered a whole deer produces two legs from the rear of the carcass,...... and two shoulders from the front legs...:thumbsup:



maybe you should ask a butcher now i wonder who the could be mmmmmm :whistling:

google is not always your friend

wiki.answers.com/Q/H…ave
rockyfella;7286453

When butchered a whole deer produces two legs from the rear of the … When butchered a whole deer produces two legs from the rear of the carcass,...... and two shoulders from the front legs...:thumbsup:



So 4 legs it is then!
guv;7286573

So 4 legs it is then!



Hahaha.
guv;7286573

So 4 legs it is then!



brilliant :-D
descended into literally dissecting a joke
Alfonse;7286660

descended into literally dissecting a joke



Makes a change to have an almost intellectual debate.
wickedteen;7285958

bad joke, and 8 legs would be from 4 deer



the most stupid comment in 2009...thanks i just cant stop laughing....think you should ban yourself for at least a few weeks.....:thumbsup:
rob585;7286728

the most stupid comment in 2009...thanks i just cant stop … the most stupid comment in 2009...thanks i just cant stop laughing....think you should ban yourself for at least a few weeks.....:thumbsup:



...or 1 and a half deer....

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn132/magic1986/six-legged-dear.jpg
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
guv;7286573

So 4 legs it is then!



Exactly..............:thumbsup:

Four legs not eight...............:roll::whistling:
The true terminology if I remember from my butchery days is fore and hind shanks, front shoulders and back legs.
Something like this..............

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f160/ordinaryphotos/DeerCuts.gif

It must be remembered however that down on the animal farm 4 legs is good, 2 are bad.
rockyfella;7286902

Exactly..............:thumbsup:Four legs not … Exactly..............:thumbsup:Four legs not eight...............:roll::whistling:



Do you think thats two deer?
OMG

really this thread........
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