...I have just been offered 8 legs of venison for Christmas for £150...

Good one for the season.....

:):roll:

Classic joke love it !!

bad joke, and 8 legs would be from 4 deer

cracker :thumbsup:

*picks up phone to start texting me mates*

wickedteen;7285958

bad joke, and 8 legs would be from 4 deer

:? ok im gonner bite :thinking:

wickedteen;7285958

bad joke, and 8 legs would be from 4 deer

can you count?

wickedteen;7285958

bad joke, and 8 legs would be from 4 deer

only if they are 2 legged deer

fragaliciousbob;7285986

only if they are 2 legged deer

Hahaha. Mr Clever has deleted that post. Good job it was quoted.

I laughed more at wickedteen than I did at the joke....IMO its better said than read

magicjay1986;7286007

Hahaha. Mr Clever has deleted that post. Good job it was quoted.

:lol: :thumbsup:

lil_tiger;7286018

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wickedteen;7285958

bad joke, and 8 legs would be from 4 deer

i done a laugh

Were they blind?

guv;7286258

Were they blind?

I have no eye deer.

Alfonse;7286232

i done a laugh

he has gone a little quiet :roll:

fragaliciousbob;7286265

he has gone a little quiet :roll:

I know. Sometimes it is best to just come out and admit you have made an idiot of yourself.

wickedteen;7285958

bad joke, and 8 legs would be from 4 deer

funnier than the actual joke

magicjay1986;7286264

I have no idea.

Probably frozen?

dataload;7286283

funnier than the actual joke

You dont mean that.

magicjay1986;7286355

You dont mean that.

i admit i laughed at both

Actually, as in sheep, a deer has two legs and two shoulders when butchered.....:whistling:

So eight legs would come from four deer......:thumbsup:

are u still drunk OP:lol:

rockyfella;7286380

Actually, as in sheep, a deer has two legs and two shoulders when … Actually, as in sheep, a deer has two legs and two shoulders when butchered.....:whistling:So eight legs would come from four deer......:thumbsup:Read lessRead more

a shoulder attatches to a leg mate and in butchering an animal s not buchered whole but in half or quarters

bossyboots;7286389

are u still drunk OP:lol:

Sobered up about 30 minutes ago.

fragaliciousbob;7286405

a shoulder attatches to a leg mate and in butchering an animal s not … a shoulder attatches to a leg mate and in butchering an animal s not buchered whole but in half or quartersRead lessRead more

Wrong....

Do you only shoot half a deer.........:thinking:

When butchered a whole deer produces two legs from the rear of the carcass,...... and two shoulders from the front legs...:thumbsup:

rockyfella;7286453

Wrong....Do you only shoot half a deer.........:thinking:When butchered a … Wrong....Do you only shoot half a deer.........:thinking:When butchered a whole deer produces two legs from the rear of the carcass,...... and two shoulders from the front legs...:thumbsup:Read lessRead more

maybe you should ask a butcher now i wonder who the could be mmmmmm :whistling:

google is not always your friend

wiki.answers.com/Q/H…ave

rockyfella;7286453

When butchered a whole deer produces two legs from the rear of the … When butchered a whole deer produces two legs from the rear of the carcass,...... and two shoulders from the front legs...:thumbsup:Read lessRead more

So 4 legs it is then!

guv;7286573

So 4 legs it is then!

Hahaha.

guv;7286573

So 4 legs it is then!

brilliant :-D

descended into literally dissecting a joke

Alfonse;7286660

descended into literally dissecting a joke

Makes a change to have an almost intellectual debate.

wickedteen;7285958

bad joke, and 8 legs would be from 4 deer

the most stupid comment in 2009...thanks i just cant stop laughing....think you should ban yourself for at least a few weeks.....:thumbsup:

rob585;7286728

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...or 1 and a half deer....

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

guv;7286573

So 4 legs it is then!

Exactly..............:thumbsup:

Four legs not eight...............:roll::whistling:

The true terminology if I remember from my butchery days is fore and hind shanks, front shoulders and back legs.
Something like this..............



It must be remembered however that down on the animal farm 4 legs is good, 2 are bad.

rockyfella;7286902

Exactly..............:thumbsup:Four legs not … Exactly..............:thumbsup:Four legs not eight...............:roll::whistling:Read lessRead more

Do you think thats two deer?

OMG

really this thread........