I just met the contestants for next series' The Apprentice... I wouldn't watch it if I were you!

They're having their assessment day where I work... They're all idiots!
A woman with funny white hair
A foreign woman with no dress sense
About 20 men all wearing chinos and Ralph Lauren shirts who think they're the next Alan Sugar already.
That just about sums them up.

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It's the fact that they're idiots that makes the show entertaining.

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Cheers for the heads up, I'll be sure not to watch it

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lumoruk

Cheers for the heads up, I'll be sure not to watch it


You are very welcome indeed.

what do they do at their assesment day?

surely if there is "about 20 men" alone,they cant actually be the contestants?

Any fitties?

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emmalampkin

Any fitties?



There's one very "pretty boy" type... depends what you're in to!! The others are rough!

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Any lookers fishy?

you know... of the girls.

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vibeone

Any lookers fishy?you know... of the girls.



Afraid not! There weren't that many. I think there were 3 or 4... Two as in my post and then there was one with a really pointy nose! I was too busy looking at the nose to check out the other one

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I'll not be watching then - thanks.

when does it start? Liked junior apprentice and can't wait for the proper show!

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ALICOM007

what do they do at their assesment day?



Don't know, but my assessment for the Police is 5hrs long oO

pics?

love apprentice. i'll watch it regardless....fingers crossed the pretty boy gets through!

samwants2save

love apprentice. i'll watch it regardless....fingers crossed the pretty … love apprentice. i'll watch it regardless....fingers crossed the pretty boy gets through!



It'll be a tub o lard called ivan.

samwants2save

love apprentice. i'll watch it regardless....fingers crossed the pretty … love apprentice. i'll watch it regardless....fingers crossed the pretty boy gets through!



Me too - huge fan of this. By the end of the series I have always developed this very unhealthy crush on Sir Alan X)

I've just spoke to 1 of the contestants on the phone, they said and i quote......."What a horror bag we met on reception".

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transit

I've just spoke to 1 of the contestants on the phone, they said and i … I've just spoke to 1 of the contestants on the phone, they said and i quote......."What a horror bag we met on reception".



err that was me stalking the fish.

I think this Mitchell and Webb clip gets it spot on.

transit

I've just spoke to 1 of the contestants on the phone, they said and i … I've just spoke to 1 of the contestants on the phone, they said and i quote......."What a horror bag we met on reception".



pmsl !!

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transit

I've just spoke to 1 of the contestants on the phone, they said and i … I've just spoke to 1 of the contestants on the phone, they said and i quote......."What a horror bag we met on reception".



Horror bag? Where was that insult from?!
I THINK you'll find I met them because they were in a meeting room I'd booked and I had to turf them out so we could do a disciplinary. The fact that the door two down had "Apprentice Assessment Day" on should have given it away but none of them managed to point that out the the person who arranged it.

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Are you sure your company isnt just hiring some new apprentices for themselves?

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mceverready

Are you sure your company isnt just hiring some new apprentices for … Are you sure your company isnt just hiring some new apprentices for themselves?


They'd be rather old apprentices... the youngest was at least 25 if not older!!!

you're on about season 7.. where they get £250k towards a business idea.. the winner does anyway.

I flunked out of the auditions.
Bring on Season8!

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Where did the white knights comments go oO

baffledsalmon

Horror bag? Where was that insult from?!I THINK you'll find I met them … Horror bag? Where was that insult from?!I THINK you'll find I met them because they were in a meeting room I'd booked and I had to turf them out so we could do a disciplinary. The fact that the door two down had "Apprentice Assessment Day" on should have given it away but none of them managed to point that out the the person who arranged it.




Wasnt an insult, i was trying to make a point..........judging strangers by their appearance isnt very wise imo and often mislead.
p.s. banter
Edited by: "transit" 27th Jul 2010

baffledsalmon

Horror bag? Where was that insult from?!I THINK you'll find I met them … Horror bag? Where was that insult from?!I THINK you'll find I met them because they were in a meeting room I'd booked and I had to turf them out so we could do a disciplinary. The fact that the door two down had "Apprentice Assessment Day" on should have given it away but none of them managed to point that out the the person who arranged it.



are you sure it was the show or just a room full of apprentices for the company

either way i wont be watching, its a pile of pish

Good to see Sir Alan branching out and setting the assessment day in the local McDonalds

numptyj

Good to see Sir Alan branching out and setting the assessment day in the … Good to see Sir Alan branching out and setting the assessment day in the local McDonalds




lmao !! I actually reckon the OP was just choking to post up about this but decided to "play it down" with the way they look and dress X)

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stop hating on the OP. shes alright you know.

Lol who the hell deleted my posts?

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Wotwot123

Lol who the hell deleted my posts?



you reported them because someone called you fat?

vibeone

you reported them because someone called you fat?



Lol, yeah I'm very fat... lol.

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Wotwot123

Lol, yeah I'm very fat... lol.



Yes you are. Someone sent your plc around. Absolute comedy.

Report button is to your left

vibeone

Yes you are. Someone sent your plc around. Absolute comedy.Report button … Yes you are. Someone sent your plc around. Absolute comedy.Report button is to your left




Agreed wotwot is a bit of a tubby teenager...i got sent the pics from some sad bodybuilding site also

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boothy

Agreed wotwot is a bit of a tubby teenager...i got sent the pics from … Agreed wotwot is a bit of a tubby teenager...i got sent the pics from some sad bodybuilding site also



Your god's gift oO

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DLM

Your god's gift oO



your not.

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was mark dunning there??

'lord' tate lyle nowadays . . !

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vibeone

your not.



Felt abit left out, however

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