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    I just swallowed a mini Intenso USB stick...8GB.

    Banned
    Same as this one, doesn't taste like chicken either. amazon.co.uk/gp/…VI/ And yes, I'm seeking medical advice.

    Bring on the idiot comments and relevant haters

    MISC DOCTORS - WHERE ARE YOU
    - WoolyM

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    I tried to think on a witty comment,

    all I have, is now you have memory upgrade, and lets hope you dont have to RAM it out?

    Why couldn't you eat a 1gb one? It would have tasted the same and you'd still have you 8gb one.

    Banned

    You'll probably get a virus mate.

    dga

    Today I have learned that my gag reflexes are rather poor, not sure … Today I have learned that my gag reflexes are rather poor, not sure that's a good thing really



    you cant use the standard, item in an awkward place....i sat on it by accident

    whatsThePoint

    that will make a change when it comes out, i hear you normally take … that will make a change when it comes out, i hear you normally take plastic objects from the other direction



    oO Hello Jack! Long time no see

    mceverready

    You'll probably get a virus mate.



    See that's what I was going for but, all that come to me was the crap in post #2

    This is going to be a very memorable event..

    did you take nibbles first , or big bytes ?
    prepare to take a huge dump later

    Probably safer than a hard drive.

    Unusual
    Snack
    Break

    also how did you mange it?
    Edited by: "shosie" 21st May 2012

    First and last time you will put a dongle in your mouth.

    hotmik

    First and last time you will put a dongle in your mouth.



    First? Last?

    This would be a good suggestion for the next time the Gadget show tests USB sticks.

    Lets see how the usb stick comes out your docking station. And i want pictures!

    Just let nature take its course

    http://craziestgadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/ipood-500x382.jpg



    Are you going to extract it and try to reuse it when it reappears?

    Probably lots of other things with a higher nutritional content. But who am I to criticize your diet

    Did you have fish with your chips?

    Anybody asked how you managed to swallow it yet? If not how did you swallow it?
    Edited by: "maccy1" 21st May 2012

    mikefellows

    Did you have fish with your chips?


    Thats the answer.
    Swallow some cod liver oil.

    dga

    I've got waterproof stainless sheet USB sticks...now that one might still … I've got waterproof stainless sheet USB sticks...now that one might still work.So how much would someone pay me to go all in. I'll swallow another two and we can have bets on which one exits first and survives! X)BTW there's a HUKD member that works in the hospital I'm just about to leave for if validation is needed.




    How are you getting to Hospital on the Usb bus ?

    Edited by: "dontasciime" 21st May 2012

    did the instructions not say for external use only?

    dga

    Crutches = No free hands



    So you were removing with your teeth?


    Toasty

    This song will give you some hints what to do next X)

    Today a USB stick, tomorrow a bicycle.

    It's the start Pica and you won't be able to stop.

    dga

    Crutches = No free hands



    dga is your nickname lucky?

    dga I am disappoint.

    Pics or GTFO (_;)

    dga

    IC what you did there



    Good. And it was just the one yea? Not a whole portion...?

    I only put USB port inside myself:

    http://popsop.ru/wp-content/uploads/usb_wine_01.jpg

    http://images.wikia.com/villains/images/b/be/Jaws.jpeg

    Will the real DGA please show himself X)

    dga

    Today I have learned that my gag reflexes are rather poor, not sure … Today I have learned that my gag reflexes are rather poor, not sure that's a good thing really



    sounds good to me

    Banned

    ****Here would have been a very funny comment****

    However Im sober and so thats all ive got

    Banned

    Typical Apple fanboy.

    Can't tell the difference between internal and external memory. (_;)

    I remember WIHAD said she used to do extractions in an earlier life
    Shes a helper now and you clearly need help. X)

    Banned

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ip_yQJ3fQAY/Tf9-pLtKNLI/AAAAAAAAAwk/bE-IH-LORD0/s1600/ryan-dunn-butt-xray-toy-car.jpg

    I have seen on the vet programmes that when dogs swallow things they always seem to get them out.

    So if the doctors are no good maybe visit a vet. X)
    Have given you lots of suggestions but no likes

    I know its a bit late now but if you swallow any more at least make sure that they have some useful programs on them. Might as well make sure its useful

    Banned

    I swallowed a marble once and my mum had to chop my poo up till I had poop it out,

    True Story just saying

    did you mistake it for a 3.5" floppy when you put it in your mouth? how many times do you need telling thats not how hard discs are made!

    churchill

    I swallowed a marble once and my mum had to chop my poo up till I had … I swallowed a marble once and my mum had to chop my poo up till I had poop it out, True Story just saying


    Got any pictures churchy?
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