I need a good april fools

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Found 31st Mar 2008
Exactly that...I've been racking my brains for 3 days now about something to pull on my housemates, and come up with bugger all!

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Yeah anyone, Ineed to do some serious foolin too, not done any proper pranks since my teens!

fart on their pillows and in the morning they will wake up with red eye thanks to the good ol Shhite particles.

Mclovin;1811442

fart on their pillows and in the morning they will wake up with red eye … fart on their pillows and in the morning they will wake up with red eye thanks to the good ol Shhite particles.



Would need to have loads of egg or bran to make it work effectively, and it's just too late to start cooking!:-D

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Mclovin;1811442

fart on their pillows and in the morning they will wake up with red eye … fart on their pillows and in the morning they will wake up with red eye thanks to the good ol Shhite particles.



Hahaha, good idea, I'm going to start 'brewing' now...

Eughh thats disgusting!

take some needles and put them in a persons deoderant. make sure that they are all of the way in and cannot be seen. they will get a nasty surprise when they go to put it on

:whistling:

Please dont do this one it might hurt

Last year i placed two choc buttons between my gf's bum cheeks while she was asleep, she was virtually in tears then she woke in the morning and found the chocolate mess..........

She finds it funny now!,,,,,,,,I'm dreading her revenge in the morning thou'

Tell people that you've seen god. (Oh no, here I nearly go again... !)

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easy to do, fairly safe, you'll go down in local history.

EDIT- not at all safe oops!!! but worked ok when we did it a few years back

barriey;1811465

Last year i placed two choc buttons between my gf's bum cheeks while she … Last year i placed two choc buttons between my gf's bum cheeks while she was asleep, she was virtually in tears then she woke in the morning and found the chocolate mess..........She finds it funny now!,,,,,,,,I'm dreading her revenge in the morning thou'



SOOO funny. Have you tried dipping your other half's finger in warm water while they sleep, it apparantly makes them pee the bed.
Plastic sheets required in advance...:-D

do a screen dump of the desktop hide all the icons and the start bar then use it the screen dump as the background and watch them get very frustrated as none of the icons work :w00t:

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billyX;1811476

]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2NiRTmaoqU&feature=relatedeasy to do, … ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2NiRTmaoqU&feature=relatedeasy to do, fairly safe, you'll go down in local history.



HAHAHAHAHA, i wish i had some flour!!!!

Sheriff Waffles;1811478

SOOO funny. Have you tried dipping your other half's finger in warm water … SOOO funny. Have you tried dipping your other half's finger in warm water while they sleep, it apparantly makes you pee the bed.Plastic sheets required in advance...:-D



Now there's an idea! :whistling

barriey;1811465

Last year i placed two choc buttons between my gf's bum cheeks while she … Last year i placed two choc buttons between my gf's bum cheeks while she was asleep, she was virtually in tears then she woke in the morning and found the chocolate mess..........She finds it funny now!,,,,,,,,I'm dreading her revenge in the morning thou'



i going to use that first thing in the morning

imortal;1811492

do a screen dump of the desktop hide all the icons and the start bar then … do a screen dump of the desktop hide all the icons and the start bar then use it the screen dump as the background and watch them get very frustrated as none of the icons work :w00t:



DUMP ON MY SCREEN?

What you'll need:
A funnel
A penny
A glass of ice cold water
A victim
First, stick the little end of the funnel into your pants. Next, pretend you're playing a really fun game of trying to drop a penny off your chin and catching it in the funnel. Your victim will of course want to play. So you stick the little end of the funnel into your victim's pants. When your victim leans back to put the penny on his/her chin......you pour the water into the funnnel.

raptorcigs;1811510

DUMP ON MY SCREEN?



LOL (sorry print screen)

but then again doing a dump on your screen would be funnier

Sheriff Waffles;1811515

Here's one … Here's one :http://s269.photobucket.com/albums/jj41/TATTYPIE/?action=view¤t=electrocuted.flv



love what he does with the banana

Turn the fridge off - remember to take your stuff out ;-)

Sheriff Waffles;1811515

Here's one … Here's one :http://s269.photobucket.com/albums/jj41/TATTYPIE/?action=view¤t=electrocuted.flv


thats really funny

nacider;1811540

Turn the fridge off - remember to take your stuff out ;-)



That's pretty evil ... but good!

Night all!
I want all the gossip tomorrow on who got fooled!
Hehe.:)

Go now and move their car down the street and round the corner

Sheriff Waffles;1811560

That's pretty evil ... but good!



I did hate my flatmates after all, trust me they got worse - much worse :w00t:

1- Stand on a stool.
2- Carefully make a noose out of cheese wire.
3- Attach wire to ceiling and place noose around neck.
4- Super glue hands to head.
5- JUMP!

That's right you'll have just decapitated yourself, but your hands will still be attached to your head! Fool your friends into thinking that you've just ripped your own head off!

Put food colouring in someone's shampoo (although that IS abit mean)

Add red food colouring (and i mean a bottle full) to a dark drink or can of pop this will turn their pee red and get them worried!

Follow this link of the 100 best April Fool jokes of all time. Might give you some ideas.

museumofhoaxes.com/hoa…ol/

My own personal favourite is to put a 50 cm length of white cotton thread in my inside jacket pocket and use a needle to poke a 5cm length through on to the shoulder of my jacket.

It looks like a loose thread and someone at work will invariably try try to pick it off but when they do the thread just keeps coming and they think they have pulled out the lining of the jacket.

Very simple, always gets a great reaction and easy to reset the joke by just pulling the thread back through to the inside of the jacket.
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