Found 27th Oct 2008
Should i or not?

Just thought id better ask on here first.....

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You did the right thing by asking on here.

I would say go for it. You will feel a whole lot better for it afterwards.

:lol:

do it and then blame it on the dog.... if your at work, blame it on the secretary...... if your work is anything like my place they're the same thing

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modoc;3298782

You did the right thing by asking on here.I would say go for it. You will … You did the right thing by asking on here.I would say go for it. You will feel a whole lot better for it afterwards.:lol:



cheers but id like a bit more feedback from members before i commit

are you in an interview or a library-then I would say NO

on second thoughts hold it in as long as you can and tense, see if you can make a high pitched squeak, enough to shatter a window.

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skusey;3298800

are you in an interview or a library-then I would say NO



lol it actually wouldnt surprise me for some members to try and consult this forum during an interview :oops:

try crop dusting (go for a wak and let to out away from your desk)

let it rip...

Original Poster

long or short fart?, breville fart or not?

kungfu;3298820

lol it actually wouldnt surprise me for some members to try and consult … lol it actually wouldnt surprise me for some members to try and consult this forum during an interview :oops:



although makes for a good comedy sketch:

"Where do you see yourself in 5 Years?"

"errrrr, hang on I'll ask BG1...............(long pause)......... Troll Hunting"

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MinstrelMan;3298841

although makes for a good comedy sketch:"Where do you see yourself in 5 … although makes for a good comedy sketch:"Where do you see yourself in 5 Years?""errrrr, hang on I'll ask BG1...............(long pause)......... Troll Hunting"



i lol'ed hard, funniest thing ive read on here for months

milesy29;3298823

try crop dusting (go for a [SIZE="6"]wak[/SIZE] and let to out away from … try crop dusting (go for a [SIZE="6"]wak[/SIZE] and let to out away from your desk)



I am hoping you meant-go for a WALK, not anything else:whistling:

If you can do it silently there is no need to ask but remember one thing each fart created in Britain contributes to immeasurable damage to the polar ice caps and puts the seal and penguin eating polar bears in danger, so ask yourself is one selfish fart worth all that chaotic destruction??? The environmentally concious thing to do is to bottle it and take it for recycling.

MinstrelMan;3298841

although makes for a good comedy sketch:"Where do you see yourself in 5 … although makes for a good comedy sketch:"Where do you see yourself in 5 Years?""errrrr, hang on I'll ask BG1...............(long pause)......... Troll Hunting"



:w00t:
I would never have guessed

[ ducks behind sofa and shouts in muffled voice ] Go for it, big fella!

skusey;3298848

I am hoping you meant-go for a WALK, not anything else:whistling:



ewwwww. horrid mental images, your not allowed to post near me no more :x:w00t:

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jocksteeluk;3298853

If you can do it silently [SIZE="3"]there is no need to ask [/SIZE]but … If you can do it silently [SIZE="3"]there is no need to ask [/SIZE]but remember one thing each fart created in Britain contributes to immeasurable damage to the polar ice caps and puts the seal and penguin eating polar bears in danger, so ask yourself is one selfish fart worth all that chaotic destruction??? The environmentally concious thing to do is to bottle it and take it for recycling.




Are you kidding me????? How can i do anything without asking on here, doh!!!

Banned

Better out than in....





I hear that holding in farts can lead to spontaneous combustion....




you have been warned!

ODB_69;3298884

I hear that holding in farts can lead to spontaneous combustion....



that makes for an even funnier comedy sketch!!! :w00t:

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ok im gonna have to collate all this data and list it in 'importance of member' order then decide on the correct answer that the forum would like.......

I get the impression that you are being a tad sarcastic........has someone ****** you off on here?

If you can hold it long enough, wait till you're on public transport. Captive audience, lovely.


:whistling: Wasn't me!

kungfu;3298892

ok im gonna have to collate all this data and list it in 'importance of … ok im gonna have to collate all this data and list it in 'importance of member' order then decide on the correct answer that the forum would like.......



u can b in my clique if u list me as most important member.

Banned

MinstrelMan;3298887

that makes for an even funnier comedy sketch!!! :w00t:


lol...it was an episode of South Park

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pinkie_uk;3298904

If you can hold it long enough, wait till you're on public transport. … If you can hold it long enough, wait till you're on public transport. Captive audience, lovely.:whistling: Wasn't me!



Good one, one of my faves at work is to do a 'drive by'........ when you see two people stood talking you walk past and let out a 'silent but violent' and watch from a distance :thumbsup:

ODB_69;3298919

lol...it was an episode of South Park



never watched a full episode of south park in my life

*waits for odb to shout at me again lol*

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acecatcher3;3298927

never watched a full episode of south park in my life*waits for odb to … never watched a full episode of south park in my life*waits for odb to shout at me again lol*




http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/corbis/DGT388/man-making-loser_~BCO20028.jpg

kungfu;3298923

Good one, one of my faves at work is to do a 'drive by'........ when you … Good one, one of my faves at work is to do a 'drive by'........ when you see two people stood talking you walk past and let out a 'silent but violent' and watch from a distance :thumbsup:



My fave is in an 'important' work meeting, especially if a director is there. It really brightens up a dull day.:-D

jocksteeluk;3298853

If you can do it silently there is no need to ask but remember one thing … If you can do it silently there is no need to ask but remember one thing each fart created in Britain contributes to immeasurable damage to the polar ice caps and puts the seal and penguin eating polar bears in danger, so ask yourself is one selfish fart worth all that chaotic destruction??? The environmentally concious thing to do is to bottle it and take it for recycling.



Are there official FART recycling centres, you get paid for recycling them, do you get paid per fart or per bottle and also what is the going rate. I believe i'm sat on a gold mine here :w00t:

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pinkie_uk;3298959

My fave is in an 'important' work meeting, especially if a director is … My fave is in an 'important' work meeting, especially if a director is there. It really brightens up a dull day.:-D



Strong 3rd post ...........welcome, have some rep

Would you be shocked if I told you I'm a girl after those posts?!

Pathetic.

Banned

pinkie_uk;3299023

Would you be shocked if I told you I'm a girl after those posts?!


no...



girls fart too....





just rare they actually admit it :thumbsup:

ODB_69;3299055

no...girls fart too....just rare they actually admit it :thumbsup:



I've been with my missus 4 years and she's still adament she doesnt poo :lol:

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deek72;3299025

Pathetic.



Elaborate......... i sense you may have missed the entire point of the post, never mind son :thumbsup:

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fwibble;3298972

Are there official FART recycling centres, you get paid for recycling … Are there official FART recycling centres, you get paid for recycling them, do you get paid per fart or per bottle and also what is the going rate. I believe i'm sat on a gold mine here :w00t:



You need to fart into a clenched hand, then take it to your local centre.

If your farts had a cloud of colour what colour would it be?

DO NOT! try and set one on fire....... it usually ends in tears, of pain or laughter...... then you'll get called gay.

dmissy13;3299204

If your farts had a cloud of colour what colour would it be?



mauve........ consult a dulux colour chart
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