I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon

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One night a chicken was laying in bed with an egg. Just laying back, smoking a cigarette, feeling very pleased with himself. The egg then turned onto it's side pulling the blanket over with her and in a very annoyed tone of voice said "Well I guess we answered that question then didn't we?"
The egg came before the chicken because the thing that laid the egg wasn't a chicken, Merely an ancestor the chicken evolved from hence would have been called something else.
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bored by any chance?!
Are you wanting to see which comes first?
Please let us know which comes first
sounds like you got a cracking deal, can you post the link or have you already flown the coop?
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MrSwitch07/04/2020 19:13

Don't be sad.


I’m not really sad, i’m thankful to be safe at home.

Just got a bit bored, and resorted to Dad jokes which aren’t very good
MrSwitch07/04/2020 19:15

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Hopefully folks will add some more so we can have a giggle
Edited by: "myusernamehasgone234" 7th Apr
Very funny, you should be banned from here!
Felicitous07/04/2020 19:14

sounds like you got a cracking deal, can you post the link or have you …sounds like you got a cracking deal, can you post the link or have you already flown the coop?


Buckyball07/04/2020 19:17

Very funny, you should be banned from here!


bit harsh, but it was pretty bad I guess
Buckyball07/04/2020 19:29

Again, I would wipe your account asap.


I can probably find worse.

I could do a daily joke to keep everyone’s spirits lifted
One night a chicken was laying in bed with an egg. Just laying back, smoking a cigarette, feeling very pleased with himself. The egg then turned onto it's side pulling the blanket over with her and in a very annoyed tone of voice said "Well I guess we answered that question then didn't we?"
dufflecoat_moon_turkey07/04/2020 19:56

One night a chicken was laying in bed with an egg. Just laying back, …One night a chicken was laying in bed with an egg. Just laying back, smoking a cigarette, feeling very pleased with himself. The egg then turned onto it's side pulling the blanket over with her and in a very annoyed tone of voice said "Well I guess we answered that question then didn't we?"


The egg came before the chicken because the thing that laid the egg wasn't a chicken, Merely an ancestor the chicken evolved from hence would have been called something else.
dufflecoat_moon_turkey07/04/2020 19:56

One night a chicken was laying in bed with an egg. Just laying back, …One night a chicken was laying in bed with an egg. Just laying back, smoking a cigarette, feeling very pleased with himself. The egg then turned onto it's side pulling the blanket over with her and in a very annoyed tone of voice said "Well I guess we answered that question then didn't we?"



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The egg, cos the chick faked it....
The rooster 🐔
Hacked07/04/2020 21:33

The rooster 🐔





Nah. They came to snuff the rooster.
RIP Layne Staley.
Edited by: "dufflecoat_moon_turkey" 8th Apr
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a pack comes before an egg, end of debate
splender08/04/2020 10:42

a pack comes before an egg, end of debate


wasn’t expecting such a concise answer from yourself andwith out any statistics to back it up
myusernamehasgone23408/04/2020 11:07

wasn’t expecting such a concise answer from yourself andwith out a … wasn’t expecting such a concise answer from yourself andwith out any statistics to back it up


I was tempted to use 6, 10, 12 ,TBH, but I refrained!
I’ll just leave this one here

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