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    I quite fancy the woman behind the bar where I drink....

    She has just had her 50th birthday and I am 41, we are both single. However, I drink in this pub regular and do not want to make a fool of myself. Do you think I should ask her out or just leave things as they are and enjoy my days/nights in the pub along with everyone else?

    you will find out when you become sober it actually is
    - raptorcigs

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    HAHAHA nice profile pic

    go for it

    Has she shown any sign that she likes you?

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    morgajn

    Has she shown any sign that she likes you?



    Yes, she gave me a new years kiss and cuddle. Also we all hit another pub on new years eve and she was there and kept looking over at me doing the twist to Chubby Checker and The Fat Boys. I am sure she likes me.

    You would have pulled if you had of done the funky chicken
    Go for it , you only live once

    NEtech

    Yes, she gave me a new years kiss and cuddle. Also we all hit another … Yes, she gave me a new years kiss and cuddle. Also we all hit another pub on new years eve and she was there and kept looking over at me doing the twist to Chubby Checker and The Fat Boys. I am sure she likes me.



    Well that's a sure sign of love, I don't know why you've any doubt of her feelings for you X)

    Ask her out if, she says yes then see how it goes (you might find you hit it off or that the fantasy was better than reality) !

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    NEtech

    Yes, she gave me a new years kiss and cuddle. Also we all hit another … Yes, she gave me a new years kiss and cuddle. Also we all hit another pub on new years eve and she was there and kept looking over at me doing the twist to Chubby Checker and The Fat Boys. I am sure she likes me.



    I think you should go for it. Perhaps if you have something in common like a love for Italian food or a film you both want to see you can ask her out with a common interest in mind,to show you've put a bit of thought into it. If she says no, at least you've tried rather then wondering and feeling sad about it. Good luck

    She's gagging for it. Do her a favour and give her one.:D


    Or

    Ask her if she fancies a meal out away from the pub and then spend time chatting, getting to know each other. She may be older than you but could turn out to be a great friend or potential romantic partner.Then you can give her one.:D
    Edited by: "Mark2111" 2nd Jan 2015

    Yes, absolutely... She will be flattered I'm sure.... please let us know the outcome!

    When you buy the next round n she's says it 15quid, put your peen on the bar and tell her to take it out of this!

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    gmdlogan

    When you buy the next round n she's says it 15quid, put your peen on the … When you buy the next round n she's says it 15quid, put your peen on the bar and tell her to take it out of this!



    Really? Does this work? oO

    buy some tickets to a local show,concert or event and say your friend has pulled out of going at the last minute and then ask if she would like to go instead to help you out otherwise the tickets will be going to waste.

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    norville555

    buy some tickets to a local show,concert or event and say your friend has … buy some tickets to a local show,concert or event and say your friend has pulled out of going at the last minute and then ask if she would like to go instead to help you out otherwise the tickets will be going to waste.



    Good thinking Batman.

    She's probably gone through most the regulars in there, so she'll prob be up for it i bet.

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    elliott1982

    She's probably gone through most the regulars in there, so she'll prob be … She's probably gone through most the regulars in there, so she'll prob be up for it i bet.



    Probably.


    Chanchi32

    Before you next venture into the pub, make sure you have plenty of hai … Before you next venture into the pub, make sure you have plenty of hai karate



    Chanchi my mate used to get Hai Karate for his Xmas smelly when he was kid back in the 80's. So, personally I will stick to Old Spice,

    Have you seen what she looks like when you're not drinking because you seem to be drunk most of the time....

    [img]geoffobowral.files.wordpress.com/201…jpg?w=640[/img]

    Aww I think she will appreciate someone younger fancying her, bet it will give her a boost of confidence and make her feel special
    You should definitely give it a go, who knows 2015 may be a special year for you both

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    just1990

    Aww I think she will appreciate someone younger fancying her, bet it will … Aww I think she will appreciate someone younger fancying her, bet it will give her a boost of confidence and make her feel special You should definitely give it a go, who knows 2015 may be a special year for you both



    Thank you, that is one of the sweetest replies I have ever had on HUKD.

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    Take her for a Maccies, but make sure she pays her half of the bus fare.

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    thebaron69

    Have you seen what she looks like when you're not drinking because you … Have you seen what she looks like when you're not drinking because you seem to be drunk most of the time....[img]http://geoffobowral.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/beer-goggles.jpg?w=640[/img]



    Lol, yeah. I know where you are coming from.

    However, I am not often drunk when I first walk into the pub so yeah, I have seen her sober and she looks good.

    Man up. Better chancing a knock back than risk months of getting caught nursing a semi by one of the regulars.

    is it love at 1st site or do you get all gooey after the 6th pint?.... think carefully before you jump in as you may have to saw you're arm off the morning after the get away...

    NEtech

    Really? Does this work? oO



    Yes, of course. But she'd be more impressed if you put it on her shoulder.

    gmdlogan

    When you buy the next round n she's says it 15quid, put your peen on the … When you buy the next round n she's says it 15quid, put your peen on the bar and tell her to take it out of this!

    Is it just me who uncontrollably laughed at the word 'peen'?

    personally, i would start making suggestive comments in a light hearted manner about the 2 of you getting together and see how she reacts. over time she will get the message and may even ask you out. X)

    good luck.

    What is misc coming to? 3.5hours and no one has asked for pics, we can help you decide.

    Also if your short of Old Spice I can send you some.

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    mutley1

    personally, i would start making suggestive comments in a light hearted … personally, i would start making suggestive comments in a light hearted manner about the 2 of you getting together and see how she reacts. over time she will get the message and may even ask you out. X)good luck.



    Mutley, you are my kind of man. I will try this tomorrow. It is match day after all for the Boro so I shall be out and she shall will be at work later in the day.

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    NEtech

    Mutley, you are my kind of man. I will try this tomorrow. It is match … Mutley, you are my kind of man. I will try this tomorrow. It is match day after all for the Boro so I shall be out and she shall will be at work later in the day.



    DONT TAKE ADVISE FROM MUTLEY oO

    Going by mutleys plan she'll be to old for any kind of action by the time you get together.

    bazzamone

    DONT TAKE ADVISE FROM MUTLEY oOGoing by mutleys plan she'll be to old for … DONT TAKE ADVISE FROM MUTLEY oOGoing by mutleys plan she'll be to old for any kind of action by the time you get together.


    Rather than take advice, borrow Mutley's Labrador and take it walk down the woods.
    By the time it finds a young family eating sandwiches at this time of year. Your Viagra will be setting you on your 3rd shot of pin the tail on the barmaid.

    Banned

    There is a lot I'm very good at two of these things are drinking and getting women to love me. I'm not going to walk you through it as this is a journey man must make on his own.

    She's 50 she aint getting any younger and could of possibly already gone through the change so keep a little lube handy, make sure there's condoms in the machine in the gents no need to carry some this will make it seem more spontaneous like you haven't planned it.
    Also getting a 50 year old pregnant isn't a nice thought.

    Important point when using the lube do so without her knowing, you dont want her feeling like an old hag that's past it.

    Sit at the Bar, look at her till she looks back then give a little smile and look away.

    Tell her jokes, make fun of people in the Bar that she isnt keen on, you'll see this when they are at the bar.

    Point out pretty women and note their flaws to her mentioning what you prefer on a woman making sure it co insides with her.

    Start being the last person to leave the bar, do this by ordering more drinks at last orders. Dont stay to long though as she's 50 she won't want to be up to late.

    Start ordering snacks from the bottom shelve (not if shes a fatty as even fatties know they aint pretty when bending over) don't eat the snacks just leave them, she'll soon realise why you order them.

    Go in one night like youve had a few already and after a few more in there start saying nice things about her, mention her eyes, her smile, her great skin (not if shes an old hagged 50) make a little ummm noise when she bends over (remember the fatty rule though, if she's fat she knows it and knows her ass aint fine)

    Lastly and hopefully, welcome to the Granny club

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    Oneday77

    Rather than take advice, borrow Mutley's Labrador and take it walk down … Rather than take advice, borrow Mutley's Labrador and take it walk down the woods. By the time it finds a young family eating sandwiches at this time of year. Your Viagra will be setting you on your 3rd shot of pin the tail on the barmaid.



    I'll b honest I really thought that comment was going to end in a whole different way oO

    bazzamone

    DONT TAKE ADVISE FROM MUTLEY oOGoing by mutleys plan she'll be to old for … DONT TAKE ADVISE FROM MUTLEY oOGoing by mutleys plan she'll be to old for any kind of action by the time you get together.



    you'd be surprised how quickly mind games works. always been successful for me. (_;)

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    bazzamone

    There is a lot I'm very good at two of these things are drinking and … There is a lot I'm very good at two of these things are drinking and getting women to love me. I'm not going to walk you through it as this is a journey man must make on his own.She's 50 she aint getting any younger and could of possibly already gone through the change so keep a little lube handy, make sure there's condoms in the machine in the gents no need to carry some this will make it seem more spontaneous like you haven't planned it. Also getting a 50 year old pregnant isn't a nice thought.Important point when using the lube do so without her knowing, you dont want her feeling like an old hag that's past it.Sit at the Bar, look at her till she looks back then give a little smile and look away.Tell her jokes, make fun of people in the Bar that she isnt keen on, you'll see this when they are at the bar.Point out pretty women and note their flaws to her mentioning what you prefer on a woman making sure it co insides with her.Start being the last person to leave the bar, do this by ordering more drinks at last orders. Dont stay to long though as she's 50 she won't want to be up to late.Start ordering snacks from the bottom shelve (not if shes a fatty as even fatties know they aint pretty when bending over) don't eat the snacks just leave them, she'll soon realise why you order them.Go in one night like youve had a few already and after a few more in there start saying nice things about her, mention her eyes, her smile, her great skin (not if shes an old hagged 50) make a little ummm noise when she bends over (remember the fatty rule though, if she's fat she knows it and knows her ass aint fine)Lastly and hopefully, welcome to the Granny club



    Bazza, I expected nothing different from you. However, that was funny as ****. Hat off to you fella.

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    mutley1

    you'd be surprised how quickly mind games works. always been successful … you'd be surprised how quickly mind games works. always been successful for me. (_;)



    My Pinky Finger has had more sex then you Pal (_;)

    just1990

    Aww I think she will appreciate someone younger fancying her, bet it will … Aww I think she will appreciate someone younger fancying her, bet it will give her a boost of confidence and make her feel special You should definitely give it a go, who knows 2015 may be a special year for you both



    How very very sexist! oO

    "It" might not want him to give "it" a go

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    Edited by: "markq" 3rd Jan 2015

    mutley1

    personally, i would start making suggestive comments in a light hearted … personally, i would start making suggestive comments in a light hearted manner about the 2 of you getting together and see how she reacts. over time she will get the message and may even ask you out. X)good luck.



    There was me thinking you were a dog, not a pussy

    bazzamone

    There is a lot I'm very good at two of these things are drinking and … There is a lot I'm very good at two of these things are drinking and getting women to love me. I'm not going to walk you through it as this is a journey man must make on his own.She's 50 she aint getting any younger and could of possibly already gone through the change so keep a little lube handy, make sure there's condoms in the machine in the gents no need to carry some this will make it seem more spontaneous like you haven't planned it. Also getting a 50 year old pregnant isn't a nice thought.Important point when using the lube do so without her knowing, you dont want her feeling like an old hag that's past it.Sit at the Bar, look at her till she looks back then give a little smile and look away.Tell her jokes, make fun of people in the Bar that she isnt keen on, you'll see this when they are at the bar.Point out pretty women and note their flaws to her mentioning what you prefer on a woman making sure it co insides with her.Start being the last person to leave the bar, do this by ordering more drinks at last orders. Dont stay to long though as she's 50 she won't want to be up to late.Start ordering snacks from the bottom shelve (not if shes a fatty as even fatties know they aint pretty when bending over) don't eat the snacks just leave them, she'll soon realise why you order them.Go in one night like youve had a few already and after a few more in there start saying nice things about her, mention her eyes, her smile, her great skin (not if shes an old hagged 50) make a little ummm noise when she bends over (remember the fatty rule though, if she's fat she knows it and knows her ass aint fine)Lastly and hopefully, welcome to the Granny club



    wtf is all that effort for, she is 50.

    Tell her to get her coat, job done

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    markq

    wtf is all that effort for, she is 50. Tell her to get her coat, job done … wtf is all that effort for, she is 50. Tell her to get her coat, job done



    Markq, some of us are of the older germanation. Coat and job done is on a night out, not at your local with the barmaid. oO
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