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I Ran Over A Squirrel.......

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March-------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May---------I jumped on
June---------I smelled
July----------I did the Macarena with
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friend's boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

37 Comments

Original Poster

I smelled an iPod sliding down a hill because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

I licked a goat at the dinner table because I'm cool like that.

I karate chopped a snowman at the dinner table because I'm cool like that.

I smelled a monster in a hole because thats how I roll
I like this hee hee

I karate chopped my best friend's boyfriend in an elevator because that's how I roll. :?

Ok.......

Cool! :-D

I did the Macarena with a surfer at the dinner table because I think I need some serious help.

Hey, how accurate is that?!

I kicked an ipod at the dinner table because I can.

Fairly tame lol

I licked my neighbor Under your bed because that's how I roll.

I licked my neighbor In line at the bank because I can't control myself!...

KazzyD;4749875

I licked my neighbor Under your bed because that's how I roll.



lol

I gave away my details to identity thieves because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.

No wait, hold on, i havent quite got the hang of this game, have I?

"I ran over a squirrel"....... shame it wasnt another rodent type creature
Anyway,back on topic....

I kicked your mom in a hole because thats how I roll :w00t:

John Locke;4749907

I gave away my details to identity thieves because my family thinks I'm … I gave away my details to identity thieves because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.No wait, hold on, i havent quite got the hang of this game, have I?



Repped

stevey_p7;4749810

I licked a goat at the dinner table because I'm cool like that.



Dodgy alert! Thought this stuff was outlawed now?

i danced with a base ball bat at the dinner table bacause i can.

I licked a pickle on your car because the voices told me to.

I karate chopped a smurf in an elevator because I'm AWESOME!!

True Story

kelly1987;4749932

I karate chopped a smurf in an elevator because I'm AWESOME!!True Story



*WOW* SERIOUS Smurf hate

i licked a spoon in the bathroom because im not crazy!!

i loved a squirrel at the dinner table because I'm NOT crazy.

:?

I had lunch with a homeless guy under your bed because I'm a Ninja!

Ad

I karate chopped a llama In a hole because the voices told me to

I kicked a squirrel in line at the bank because I'm cool like that :w00t:

I yelled at a smurf In my car because I'm sexy and I do what I want

I smelled Chuck Norris in line at the bank because I can't control myself

I karate chopped a fork In a hole because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

Big Bird ftw

I sang to a homeless guy in an elevator because I think I need some serious help.

i danced with your mom on your car because the voices told me too!

oops im changing my D.O.B! LOL

Banned

I karate chopped a spoon under your bed because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

I smelt a phone in line at the bank because I'm sexy and I can do what I want :-D

I did the Macarena with a football player in your bathroom because the voices told me to.

vibeone;4751985

I karate chopped a spoon under your bed because Big Bird said to and he's … I karate chopped a spoon under your bed because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.



What is it with Big Bird and Karate Chopping cultery?

amcol;4754590

I did the Macarena with a football player in your bathroom because the … I did the Macarena with a football player in your bathroom because the voices told me to.



Sounds like a front page headline from the daily star :thumbsup:

LMAO!! Sure does

I made love with a goat in a car because the voices told me to.

natversion1;4754609

Sounds like a front page headline from the daily star :thumbsup:



I'm surprised u'v read the front page:whistling:

was no one born on april 17th 1973 -1983 :?

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