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    I think i'm in love with the girl two doors down.

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    Expand ......... :thinking:

    knock on her door and ask for a ****
    she probs gagging for it!...

    also pics...

    A song?

    If you were in love you would know it and not think it.:) Go and ask her out then. :thumbsup:

    This threads no use without pics

    modoc;2284625

    This threads no use without pics



    seconded

    i think you will get a better response with nudes

    imo

    Pics plz

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    bod emrys;2284631

    I hear her playing the drums late at night,The neighbors complain but … I hear her playing the drums late at night,The neighbors complain but thats the kind of girl I like.



    I know... but TBH i just say that to my friends.. shes a load of ****

    /faceplam.

    Supermod

    You sound as though you are besotted/enfatuated. Get some pics up!
    I think you should deliver something to her house..**waiting for crude comments**

    Hope she's not from the Eastern Districts .... Lings etc !! :w00t: lol

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    snowtiger;2284669

    Hope she's not from the Eastern Districts .... Lings etc !! :w00t: lol



    I hardly ever go over the eastern side of town TBH.

    Weston Favell shopping centre sucks. Nothing good at all.

    Knock on her door, with your pockets hanging out, ask if she would like to see your elephant impression, works for me

    emasu;2284679

    I hardly ever go over the eastern side of town TBH.Weston Favell shopping … I hardly ever go over the eastern side of town TBH.Weston Favell shopping centre sucks. Nothing good at all.


    Only messing with you, I lived there for a few years ... no, not a great place anymore

    If she's near your age then go for it. First thing to do is find out if she already has a bf.
    If she has then kill him and make a move while shes sad and lonely :thumbsup:

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    snowtiger;2284695

    Only messing with you, I lived there for a few years ... no, not a great … Only messing with you, I lived there for a few years ... no, not a great place anymore



    lol... northampton sucks in it's entirety.
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    toconn;2284691

    Knock on her door, with your pockets hanging out, ask if she would like … Knock on her door, with your pockets hanging out, ask if she would like to see your elephant impression, works for me


    Sheer class!

    Maybe you should call her up and buy a round.
    Or maybe you should move to another town. :thumbsup:

    bump for nudes....:p

    Makz with teh nudez manz!!!! xD

    Original Poster

    modoc;2284715

    Maybe you should call her up and buy a round.Or maybe you should move to … Maybe you should call her up and buy a round.Or maybe you should move to another town. :thumbsup:



    I don't drink.

    I'd love to get away from this ****hole.

    You could find out which car she drives, then carve a heart containing yours & her initials, into the bonnet, she'd know you were her true love then

    Thread over if no pics, sorry its the rules.

    toconn;2284734

    You could find out which car she drives, then carve a heart containing … You could find out which car she drives, then carve a heart containing yours & her initials, into the bonnet, she'd know you were her true love then



    LOL
    either that or emasu would be appearing on crimewatch....and then he sordid history would come up
    i.e run in with the police for being ontop of a bin lolll

    Mo786;2284730

    Makz with teh nudez manz!!!! xD



    :thinking:

    Original Poster

    numptyj;2284755

    LOLeither that or emasu would be appearing on crimewatch....and then he … LOLeither that or emasu would be appearing on crimewatch....and then he sordid history would come upi.e run in with the police for being ontop of a bin lolll



    It's more than just "sordid".. more like "saucy".

    emasu;2284760

    It's more than just "sordid".. more like "saucy".



    loool
    saucy? u had more women that u stalk, i mean love on the go? :santa:

    Original Poster

    numptyj;2284768

    love on the go? :santa:



    sounds like some new valentines idea for motorway service stations.

    emasu;2284777

    sounds like some new valentines idea for motorway service stations.



    i think prostitiution can fall under this category lol :thumbsup:

    Definitely need pics, purely so if it turns out she's a complete munter, we can take the pi55 at an increased level

    Original Poster

    numptyj;2284783

    i think prostitiution can fall under this category lol :thumbsup:



    Clearly team amazon have the dirtiest team.. and possibly the nuttiest.

    emasu;2284796

    Clearly team amazon have the dirtiest team.. and possibly the nuttiest.



    but we have good business ideas
    lol
    u were thinking of new marketing in service stations i was thinking of expanding already profitable organisations..prostitutes lol
    Sir Alan will be pleased!

    Original Poster

    numptyj;2284804

    but we have good business ideaslolu were thinking of new marketing in … but we have good business ideaslolu were thinking of new marketing in service stations i was thinking of expanding already profitable organisations..prostitutes lolSir Alan will be pleased!



    I can't wait to see if one of the tasks involves setting up a brothel and the winning team has to get the most money.

    Will the project manager have to "make the money"?

    emasu;2284816

    I can't wait to see if one of the tasks involves setting up a brothel and … I can't wait to see if one of the tasks involves setting up a brothel and the winning team has to get the most money.Will the project manager have to "make the money"?



    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    http://i31.tinypic.com/elk3k.gif

    duckmagicuk2;2284834



    thirded bump for nudes

    Good old duck !!

    Another approach could be; knock on her door, when she answers you could say "It's lucky you're not a drum", when she asks why, you could say "Because I wouldn't be able to stop banging you", that works for me !!

    Banned

    emasu;2284796

    Clearly team amazon have the dirtiest team.. and possibly the nuttiest.



    oi speak for yourself ya cheeky shat

    Original Poster

    sassie;2284868

    oi speak for yourself ya cheeky shat



    I thought i was :?
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