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    I thought ide do the lottery tonight, whoop whoop....

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    ............what do i win for matching one number - lol

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    sweet fa unfortunately lol

    A night with any HUKD member of your choice.

    Did you match it in the right order though?

    I dont think you win any more for just getting one correct ball. better luck next time

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    hunter82;4705316

    sweet fa unfortunately lol



    I thought as much
    emasu;4705323

    A night with any HUKD member of your choice.



    oh, decisions, decisions :w00t:
    Jumpingphil;4705329

    Did you match it in the right order though?



    I only got one - lol

    sassie;4705342

    I only got one - lol





    My attempt at a joke.
    Smilies not working so didn't add one.

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    Jumpingphil;4705372

    My attempt at a joke.Smilies not working so didn't add one.



    lol - there a bit like mine then :oops:

    hi sassie you ok.

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    greyparrot;4705394

    hi sassie you ok.


    yeah im ok thanks, hows life with you?
    starsparkle2311;4705396

    join the club, i only play when I'm feeling lucky,lol, if i do win big, … join the club, i only play when I'm feeling lucky,lol, if i do win big, I'll pm ya! You'll receive a cheque, for making me laugh on here



    awww thanks hun, could do with a nice big cheque :thumbsup:

    sassie;4705409

    yeah im ok thanks, hows life with you?awww thanks hun, could do with a … yeah im ok thanks, hows life with you?awww thanks hun, could do with a nice big cheque :thumbsup:



    hows life with me lol you havent seen my latest post then.:roll:

    starsparkle2311;4705396

    join the club, i only play when I'm feeling lucky,lol, if i do win big, … join the club, i only play when I'm feeling lucky,lol, if i do win big, I'll pm ya! You'll receive a cheque, for making me laugh on here





    Reporting you for dealing by PM........... Unless I get a cheque too.

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    greyparrot;4705453

    hows life with me lol you havent seen my latest post then.:roll:



    i just have - lol

    Report thrown in the bin then.

    sass , ya do realise it's not like bingo :thinking:

    ya have to put the numbers on first :roll:

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    owlass;4705542

    sass , ya do realise it's not like bingo :thinking:ya have to put the … sass , ya do realise it's not like bingo :thinking:ya have to put the numbers on first :roll:



    i did put the numbers on, they just chose to pick the ones i hadnt got, waste of a quid :oops:

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    starsparkle2311;4705571

    i feel for you, i mean, who would pick "those" numbers,lol



    the chuffin machine, wont be doing a lucky dip again, its a bleedin swizz

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    starsparkle2311;4705606

    i know, it is a fix, every number I pick they choose the opposite, … i know, it is a fix, every number I pick they choose the opposite, Camelot, rip-off merchants, shouldn't be allowed really!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    do you reckon it is a fix, every number picked is recorded, do you reckon it picks the numbers picked the least

    There are so many variables that determine what numbers come out of the machine.

    1. Are the balls EXACTLY the same weight.
    2. Is there a draught in the studio.
    3. Are there any magnets under the table.
    4. Is mystic Meg doing voodoo dances in the wings.
    5. Did the machine get its leg over last night.
    6. What did the machine have for breakfast.
    7. What side of the bed did the machine get out of this mornig.
    8. Has the machine given up smoking in the last 3 days.


    Now most of these we can find out and take into account when choosing our numbers, but Camelot will not release the info for numbers 5, 6 and 7 so this effectively make it a completely random draw.
    So that makes it virtually inpossible to predict the numbers for any given draw.
    Now if any of you know where the machine sleeps at night, and can find out what side of the bed it gets out of in the morning, then we might stand a chance.
    And if you know of any floosie machines that can help us with point 5, then were are almost guaranteed.
    Go to work on it peeps.
    We could all be millionaires by this time next week.

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    i've never won the Lottery.

























    Then again, Ive never done the Lottery either!
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