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    I was outside chilling in my house.....

    It was night time so the sun was out,
    I drunk my food and ate my water,
    In the middle of the block, standing on the corner,
    Some pregnant man went into labour,
    This illiterate dude was reading the newspaper,
    All of that liquor must've got me high,
    It was raining outside so the ground was dry,
    Two non-violent dudes started to fight,
    He reached in his pocket and shot him with a knife,
    The dude came back and stabbed him with a gun,
    The man in the wheelchair started to run,
    You couldn't even hear it, it was so damn loud,
    The cats started barking the dog said 'meow',
    Uh oh somebody must've called the cops,
    I guess the deaf man must've heard the shots,
    If you dont believe me my stories true,
    Ask the blind man he saw it too.

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    :w00t:Very clever, love it:thumbsup:
    I hear what you wrote

    its so good i thought it was rubbish

    suprisingly similar to this
    # One fine day in the middle of the night,
    # Two dead boys* got up to fight, [*or men]
    # Back to back they faced each other,
    # Drew their swords and shot each other,

    # One was blind and the other couldn't, see
    # So they chose a dummy for a referee.
    # A blind man went to see fair play,
    # A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

    # A paralysed donkey passing by,
    # Kicked the blind man in the eye,
    # Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
    # Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

    # A deaf policeman heard the noise,
    # And came to arrest the two dead boys,
    # If you don't believe this story’s true,
    # Ask the blind man he saw it too!

    I saw your mum last night.................btw im celibate :-D

    ps. funny stuff u come up with tht urself?

    garbage456;3555560

    you was OUTSIDE chilling IN your house, hmmm spot the mistake



    lol

    Original Poster

    scotland88;3555579

    he didnt write it himselfhttp://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9uDgoudl8dw



    Yep that's right.

    It's Papoose - can't wait til he drops his album, he is a lyrical genius.

    garbage456;3555560

    you was OUTSIDE chilling IN your house, hmmm spot the mistake



    I think that is part of the thread:whistling:
    wakey wakey

    Your threads suck...

    2C4TT

    Original Poster

    thesaint;3555617

    Your threads suck...2C4TT



    LOL @ you copying my style.

    You are NCE4TT.

    Banned

    ******* ****

    The JFK;3555630

    LOL @ you copying my style. You are NCE4TT.



    Style? lol.

    You and your Fisher Price rhymes.

    Original Poster

    thesaint;3555707

    Style? lol.You and your Fisher Price rhymes.



    LOL @ you copying my style.

    Get your own style.

    And please leave this thread as you are NCE4TT.

    thesaint;3555617

    Your threads suck...2C4TT



    The JFK;3555630

    LOL @ you copying my style. You are NCE4TT.



    The JFK;3555737

    LOL @ you copying my style.Get your own style. And please leave this … LOL @ you copying my style.Get your own style. And please leave this thread as you are NCE4TT.




    can you please speak properly as us oldies cant understand :oops:

    thesaint;3555617

    Your threads suck...2C4TT



    more hate by the troll, no need.
    If your chum posted it you would be wetting yourself by now:w00t:

    bitseylango;3555762

    can you please speak properly as us oldies cant understand :oops:



    He puts 2C4TT in loads of threads(Too cool for this thread).

    When he is ignored, he repeats it about 5 times until he is told to go away.
    He then starts a thread with some random lyrics, that are marginally better than his own(Very poor).

    Tomorrow = Same ****, different lyrics.

    Original Poster

    thesaint;3555834

    He puts 2C4TT in loads of threads(Too cool for this thread).When he is … He puts 2C4TT in loads of threads(Too cool for this thread).When he is ignored, he repeats it about 5 times until he is told to go away.He then starts a thread with some random lyrics, that are marginally better than his own(Very poor).Tomorrow = Same ****, different lyrics.



    LOL @ you not knowing anything about real hip hop even if he came and slapped you in the face!

    And I thought you were 2C4TT? If so, why do you keep returning?

    The truth is you are NCE4TT.

    thesaint;3555834

    He puts 2C4TT in loads of threads(Too cool for this thread).When he is … He puts 2C4TT in loads of threads(Too cool for this thread).When he is ignored, he repeats it about 5 times until he is told to go away.He then starts a thread with some random lyrics, that are marginally better than his own(Very poor).Tomorrow = Same ****, different lyrics.



    stop the hate.
    boring.
    when have you EVER posted better?
    case closed

    thesaint;3555834

    He puts 2C4TT in loads of threads(Too cool for this thread).When he is … He puts 2C4TT in loads of threads(Too cool for this thread).When he is ignored, he repeats it about 5 times until he is told to go away.He then starts a thread with some random lyrics, that are marginally better than his own(Very poor).Tomorrow = Same ****, different lyrics.




    thankyou for the info :-D its all so clear now :? ;-)

    Original Poster

    scotland88;3555956

    [email protected] posting a thread in which skusey trolls and trys to accuse others … [email protected] posting a thread in which skusey trolls and trys to accuse others of doing it [email protected] in general



    LOL @ at you copying my style.

    Get your own style.

    You need to stop playa hating and get on with your life.

    The JFK;3555975

    LOL @ at you copying my style.Get your own style. You need to stop playa … LOL @ at you copying my style.Get your own style. You need to stop playa hating and get on with your life.



    dont respect you enough as a troll...im mean person to hate you!

    scotland88;3555956

    [email protected] posting a thread in which skusey trolls and trys to accuse others … [email protected] posting a thread in which skusey trolls and trys to accuse others of doing it [email protected] in general



    and you are?
    what is wrong with defending a good post?
    doesnt make me a troll
    LOL at your ignorance, UR attempting to be a troll(and very poor at it)

    Troll alert, for once, i actually like saint ITT.

    skusey;3556014

    and you are?what is wrong with defending a good post?doesnt make me a … and you are?what is wrong with defending a good post?doesnt make me a trollLOL at your ignorance, UR attempting to be a troll(and very poor at it)



    hahahaha you make me laugh!! (NOT REALLY)

    scotland88;3556049

    hahahaha you make me laugh!! (NOT REALLY)



    ditto, thread changing retort........:whistling:

    I'm a cyber troll and I'm okay,
    I troll all night and I flame all day.

    He's a cyber troll and he's okay,
    He trolls all night and he flames all day.

    I set my sites, on a friendly folk,
    I know they all hate me
    On forums I go trolling
    And catch some pawns for tea

    He sets his sites, on friendly folk
    He knows they all hate he.
    On forums he goes trolling
    And catches pawns for tea

    He's a cyber troll, and he's okay,
    He trolls all night and he flames all day.

    I wreck their threads, give them the hump
    I laugh as sites turn sour.
    I put on my disguises,
    And screw around for hours.

    He wrecks their threads, gives them the hump
    He laughs as sites turn sour
    He puts on his disguises
    And screws around for hours

    He's a cyber troll, and he's okay,
    He trolls all night and he flames all day.

    I break down threads, I rant and rave,
    Got twelve identities
    And no one knows my gender
    Or knows just who I be

    He breaks down threads he rants and raves
    Got twelve identities
    And no one knows his gender
    Or knows just who he be

    He's a cyber troll, and he's OKAAAAAAAAAAYYY.
    He trolls all night and he flames all day

    skusey;3556061

    ditto, thread changing retort........:whistling:I'm a cyber troll and I'm … ditto, thread changing retort........:whistling:I'm a cyber troll and I'm okay,I troll all night and I flame all day.He's a cyber troll and he's okay,He trolls all night and he flames all day.I set my sites, on a friendly folk,I know they all hate meOn forums I go trollingAnd catch some pawns for tea He sets his sites, on friendly folkHe knows they all hate he.On forums he goes trollingAnd catches pawns for teaHe's a cyber troll, and he's okay,He trolls all night and he flames all day.I wreck their threads, give them the humpI laugh as sites turn sour.I put on my disguises,And screw around for hours.He wrecks their threads, gives them the humpHe laughs as sites turn sourHe puts on his disguisesAnd screws around for hoursHe's a cyber troll, and he's okay,He trolls all night and he flames all day.I break down threads, I rant and rave,Got twelve identitiesAnd no one knows my gender Or knows just who I beHe breaks down threads he rants and ravesGot twelve identitiesAnd no one knows his genderOr knows just who he beHe's a cyber troll, and he's OKAAAAAAAAAAYYY.He trolls all night and he flames all day


    you must be a very lonly little boy

    Original Poster

    skusey;3556061

    ditto, thread changing retort........:whistling:I'm a cyber troll and I'm … ditto, thread changing retort........:whistling:I'm a cyber troll and I'm okay,I troll all night and I flame all day.He's a cyber troll and he's okay,He trolls all night and he flames all day.I set my sites, on a friendly folk,I know they all hate meOn forums I go trollingAnd catch some pawns for tea He sets his sites, on friendly folkHe knows they all hate he.On forums he goes trollingAnd catches pawns for teaHe's a cyber troll, and he's okay,He trolls all night and he flames all day.I wreck their threads, give them the humpI laugh as sites turn sour.I put on my disguises,And screw around for hours.He wrecks their threads, gives them the humpHe laughs as sites turn sourHe puts on his disguisesAnd screws around for hoursHe's a cyber troll, and he's okay,He trolls all night and he flames all day.I break down threads, I rant and rave,Got twelve identitiesAnd no one knows my gender Or knows just who I beHe breaks down threads he rants and ravesGot twelve identitiesAnd no one knows his genderOr knows just who he beHe's a cyber troll, and he's OKAAAAAAAAAAYYY.He trolls all night and he flames all day



    LOLing all the way to the bank.

    scotland88;3556091

    you must be a very lonly little boy



    wrong again
    42 and living with my partner.

    any more retorts you can bore me with????????:w00t:

    ps; lonly is spelt lonely

    skusey;3556137

    wrong again42 and living with my partner.any more retorts you can bore me … wrong again42 and living with my partner.any more retorts you can bore me with????????:w00t:ps; lonly is spelt lonely


    Anymore does not have a space?

    skusey;3556137

    wrong again42 and living with my partner.any more retorts you can bore me … wrong again42 and living with my partner.any more retorts you can bore me with????????:w00t:ps; lonly is spelt lonely



    oh no i missed an E i better run all the way back to primary one and learn to type properly!!!

    ANYMORE btw jst incase you need a spelling class also

    scotland88;3556201

    oh no i missed an E i better run all the way back to primary one and … oh no i missed an E i better run all the way back to primary one and learn to type properly!!! ANYMORE btw jst incase you need a spelling class also



    wrong again,
    any more in this sentence is spelt correctly, ie;
    have you any more bananas?
    dont you love me anymore.

    anyway, moving on now, nice thread

    Original Poster

    skusey;3556232

    anyway, moving on now, nice thread



    I agree. It's a pity there are a few people trying to ruin it though.

    The JFK;3556281

    I agree. It's a pity there are a few people trying to ruin it though.



    water under the bridge.
    no hard feelings, life is too short and all that malarky:thumbsup:

    Original Poster

    True.

    Those lyrics are pretty good. They remind me a bit of Bob Dylan's, although he uses more surreal images than this guy. But I'm sure there's a Dylan song that uses the same 'opposites' trick, but I can't for the life of me remember what it is - anyone know the one I'm thinking of ???

    Liddle ol' me;3556718

    Those lyrics are pretty good. They remind me a bit of Bob Dylan's, … Those lyrics are pretty good. They remind me a bit of Bob Dylan's, although he uses more surreal images than this guy. But I'm sure there's a Dylan song that uses the same 'opposites' trick, but I can't for the life of me remember what it is - anyone know the one I'm thinking of ???




    Subterranean Homesick Blues ?
    I know the song but not sure if its this one:oops:

    Original Poster

    Liddle ol' me;3556718

    Those lyrics are pretty good. They remind me a bit of Bob Dylan's, … Those lyrics are pretty good. They remind me a bit of Bob Dylan's, although he uses more surreal images than this guy. But I'm sure there's a Dylan song that uses the same 'opposites' trick, but I can't for the life of me remember what it is - anyone know the one I'm thinking of ???



    Agreed geeza, these lyrics are tight. Although I don't particular like Bob Dylan's genre of music I do respect him as a top class lyricist in his field.

    skusey;3556842

    Subterranean Homesick Blues ?I know the song but not sure if its this … Subterranean Homesick Blues ?I know the song but not sure if its this one:oops:



    i take it you know nothing about music then

    LOM is it New Orleans Rag your thinking about, the set up of the song is similar and he sings about a fella who couldnt even walk...

    closest thing i can think of that dylan sings personally

    Original Poster

    scotland88;3556949

    i take it you know nothing about music then LOM is it New Orleans Rag … i take it you know nothing about music then LOM is it New Orleans Rag your thinking about, the set up of the song is similar and he sings about a fella who couldnt even walk...closest thing i can think of that dylan sings personally



    No need to playa hate.
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