I Wish I Was 8 Again.......

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. 'I'd love to be eight again' she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a bowl of Coco Pops and jammy toasties!

He took her to the Gold Coast theme parks
* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park.

Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they went to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with
extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milkshake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Kiddies three hour epic cartoon, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly
asked 'Well dear, what was it like being eight again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed to one of total realisation...'I meant my dress size, you idiot !!!'

The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong .....


Sexist, but funny.

hehehe so true




It's the thought that counts.

Yeh, some people (women) are so ungrateful

Thing is he was able to make her feel age 8 again but size 8 was probably impossible - you can only work with the material you are given!!


Yeh, some people (women) are so ungrateful

oi cheeky - watch it.:whistling:

hilarious, love it

Nice one.

love it :giggle:


oi cheeky - watch it.:whistling:

Im a male teenager, what more could you expect
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