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    Ok peeps time to list your favourite sayings

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    My fav has to be
    FATHER JACK ON FATHER TED (THE GREATEST TV SHOW OF ALL TIME)
    THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL MATTER

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    Magical X-Files season 3 episode 12 comedy episode - "War of the Coprophages"

    While on a UFO hunting 'vacation' Mulder stumbles into a bizarre case involving cockroaches, Scully's incidentally relaxing at home for the weekend.

    During the episode Mulder meets a locally based expert on cockroaches, incidentally SHE'S a real hottie and is somewhat unbelievably named Bambi - lets just say she gets Mulder's attention quite easily!

    Later on in the episode, Mulder calls on Scully (who is oblivious to Dr. Bambi Berenbaum) on the phone . When Scully is probing Mulder for details about the case so she can advise him she assumes the doctor is a man - Mulder casually mentions that the doctor's name is in fact Bambi and is a female, Scully calmly says "Her name is Bambi?".

    Mulder acknowledges this and reels off a huge list of details involving the bizarre nature of the case. Scully completely out of character suddenly feels the threat of another female getting too close to Mulder.

    Scully just lets all the info go through one ear and out the other, and just repeats to Mulder incredulously this time "HER NAME IS BAMBI???!!!"

    Gotta see it to get the full grasp of it, it's bloody brilliant.

    Bev'll know what I mean

    Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more … Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction.


    Albert Einstein

    Youth is wasted on the young.


    George Bernard Shaw

    Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are … Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you.


    Oscar Wilde

    morning dandoc2

    JDeal 08-05-2008, 21:07:

    Looks like a post-it note. Try feeling over your screen.



    ]here :-D

    Why a four year old child could understand this.
    Run out and get me a four year old child,
    I can't make head or tail out of it. - Groucho Marx

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    Magical X-Files season 3 episode 12 comedy episode - "War of the … Magical X-Files season 3 episode 12 comedy episode - "War of the Coprophages"While on a UFO hunting 'vacation' Mulder stumbles into a bizarre case involving cockroaches, Scully's incidentally relaxing at home for the weekend.During the episode Mulder meets a locally based expert on cockroaches, incidentally SHE'S a real hottie and is somewhat unbelievably named Bambi - lets just say she gets Mulder's attention quite easily!Later on in the episode, Mulder calls on Scully (who is oblivious to Dr. Bambi Berenbaum) on the phone . When Scully is probing Mulder for details about the case so she can advise him she assumes the doctor is a man - Mulder casually mentions that the doctor's name is in fact Bambi and is a female, Scully calmly says "Her name is Bambi?".Mulder acknowledges this and reels off a huge list of details involving the bizarre nature of the case. Scully completely out of character suddenly feels the threat of another female getting too close to Mulder.Scully just lets all the info go through one ear and out the other, and just repeats to Mulder incredulously this time "HER NAME IS BAMBI???!!!"Gotta see it to get the full grasp of it, it's bloody brilliant.Bev'll know what I mean



    [FONT="Book Antiqua"][COLOR="Indigo"]Yes I know this episode & agree...

    The 2nd movie is finally coming out this year :-D[/COLOR][/FONT]

    Waynes World =

    "A sphincter says what?"

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    My fav has to be FATHER JACK ON FATHER TED (THE GREATEST TV SHOW OF ALL … My fav has to be FATHER JACK ON FATHER TED (THE GREATEST TV SHOW OF ALL TIME)THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL MATTER http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b66SlBA948o



    Don't think any comedy will ever outshine this one. Father Ted was brilliant x:thumbsup:

    my two favourites are:

    1. It is better to keep silent and be thought of a fool, than to open your mouth and leave no doubt.

    2. Light travels faster than sound. that is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

    quite similar really.

    So long and thanks for all the fish - hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

    When it rains - look for rainbows. When its dark - look for stars!

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    A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each childern in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.

    Better to be safe than....................Punch a 5th grader
    It's always darkest before............... Daylight Savings
    You can lead a horse to water but.........how?
    Don't bite the hand that................. looks dirty
    If you lie down with dogs, you'll.........stink in the morning
    Happy the bride who.......................gets all the presents
    Don't put off till tomorrow what..........you put on to go to bed
    Children should be seen and not...........spanked or grounded
    You get out of something what you.........see pictured on the box

    And the favorite...
    Better late than..........................pregnant[/CENTER]

    robtallica;2093303

    Scully just lets all the info go through one ear and out the other, and … Scully just lets all the info go through one ear and out the other, and just repeats to Mulder incredulously this time "HER NAME IS BAMBI???!!!"




    One of my fave episodes! but my fave mulder quote came from season 1, I think it might have been the "Deep Throat" episode... when Mulder was questioned about his beliefs despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary... he said:

    "Because all the evidence to the contrary is not entirely persuasive"

    carpe diem

    or

    "Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday."

    I don't believe in the moon, I think it's just the back of the sun. ~ janitor in scrubs.

    * 'Tis-better-to-have-loved-and-lost-than-never-to-have-loved-at-all Five!
    * Show-The-Todd-some-love Five!
    * Get-our-donut-on Five!
    * I'm-totally-******-at-you Five!
    * Air Five! (For the Big Dog)
    * Self Five!
    * Mental Five!
    * I'll-miss-you Five!
    * Tough-break Five!
    * Fist Five!
    * Euphemism Five!
    * Betrayal Five!
    * Inflatable Five!
    * Miracle Five!
    * Make-it-stop Five!
    * Assisted Five!
    * Sterile Five!
    * Hard-to-be-black Five!
    * Face Five!
    * Unfair Five!
    * Mental-uh-oh Five!
    * E-Five!
    * Breast-stroke Five
    * Double Five!
    * Cyber-Five!
    * Betrayal Five!
    * Entire Coffee Bucks Five!
    *all followed by the quintessential finger snap* ~ The Todd - scrubs
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