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    My cat speaks to me. I asked him to make me a cup of coffee, and he said, "Me, how?"
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    Original Poster

    I would be happy if next doors dog could talk, it could tell its owners how sad it feels when they leave it for hours on end, I have told them about the crying but they do not listen to me

    we have a nieghbure who would be more than happy to look after it week days and I would do weekends

    Don't you hate that? A dog is a pack animal , it wants company . At the moment my cat is sitting looking at me and his meow says I have not eaten for fourteen minutes, I need food . My eyes tell a different story . Clearly carrying enough blubber to see him through till breakfast time

    Animals do talk to us we are just not intelligent enough to understand them, they understand us though.
    They also talk to us in a non verbal way-
    youtube.com/wat…zdI
    youtube.com/wat…ErY
    Peter Gabriel explains it better than I ever could-
    youtube.com/wat…uNw
    BTW
    I prefer animals to humans.

    Edited by: "deany76" 12th Aug 2016

    miles136

    I would be happy if next doors dog could talk, it could tell its owners … I would be happy if next doors dog could talk, it could tell its owners how sad it feels when they leave it for hours on end, I have told them about the crying but they do not listen to mewe have a nieghbure who would be more than happy to look after it week days and I would do weekends


    My neighbour keeps their dog locked in a shed for 23 hours a day. It just barks constantly throughout the day even though they're at home and they've been told about it. I even called the rspca and they did a home visit. Still no change.
    Edited by: "SJHan" 12th Aug 2016

    stuarthanley

    My neighbour keeps their dog locked in a shed for 23 hours a day. It … My neighbour keeps their dog locked in a shed for 23 hours a day. It just barks constantly throughout the day even though they're at home and they've been told about it. I even called the rspca and they did a home visit. Still no change.



    phone the RSPCA again and tell them the next step is the newspapers.

    deany76

    phone the RSPCA again and tell them the next step is the newspapers.


    After the rspca left, the neighbour came round to confront me (my house would be the only place that can see the dog in the shed). They are abusive scum BUT have a lot of horrible friends and relatives too so I just let them get on with it now.

    My cat speaks to me. I asked him to make me a cup of coffee, and he said, "Me, how?"

    Good point miles, does this apply to the animals standing in the queue at (non-stun)slaughterhouses watching their best mate get his throat cut, knowing they are next?

    Its a harder world out there than just a dog left by itself you know.
    Edited by: "airfix" 12th Aug 2016

    airfix

    Good point miles, does this apply to the animals standing in the queue at … Good point miles, does this apply to the animals standing in the queue at (non-stun)slaughterhouses watching their best mate get his throat cut, knowing they are next? Its a harder world out there than just a dog left by itself you know.



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    deany76

    I prefer animals to humans.



    I tried to find a forum hosted and moderated by animals, but sadly I couldn't find any.

    If all animals could talk then I wouldn't think anything of it because it would be normal. But, if I found an animal who could talk when others can't, then what I'd be is rich.

    Edited by: "A1512" 12th Aug 2016

    stuarthanley

    After the rspca left, the neighbour came round to confront me (my house … After the rspca left, the neighbour came round to confront me (my house would be the only place that can see the dog in the shed). They are abusive scum BUT have a lot of horrible friends and relatives too so I just let them get on with it now.



    dont be intimidated, I'm sure a higher power will look after you.

    Miles, if animals could talk they would say "WHY IS MILES ALWAYS TALKING TO ME?"

    deany76

    dont be intimidated, I'm sure a higher power will look after you.


    Yoda?

    they definitely talk to us...but we're just not listening X)
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    stuarthanley

    Yoda?



    God.

    Happy and frightened. What if I found out my cat was an ass?

    moneysavingkitten

    Happy and frightened. What if I found out my cat was an ass?



    ​I'm certain you can differentiate between a cat and a donkey.

    stuarthanley

    After the rspca left, the neighbour came round to confront me (my house … After the rspca left, the neighbour came round to confront me (my house would be the only place that can see the dog in the shed). They are abusive scum BUT have a lot of horrible friends and relatives too so I just let them get on with it now.


    If he was going to do anything he would of done it there and then , otherwise he full of bs , wait until you see him on his own and have your own nice chat with him and show him your friend "mr lump hammer" that is annoyed by the barking

    moneysavingkitten

    Happy and frightened. What if I found out my cat was an ass?



    hi
    in order to engage in conversation we need to understand what you are saying??

    Original Poster

    airfix

    Good point miles, does this apply to the animals standing in the queue at … Good point miles, does this apply to the animals standing in the queue at (non-stun)slaughterhouses watching their best mate get his throat cut, knowing they are next? Its a harder world out there than just a dog left by itself you know.



    I did not want to start the thread too deep but at the time of posting I was thinking about the 3 foot guinepig things that have "invaded" the golf course at the Olympics, I think they would be saying why done these humans do one we were here first

    Original Poster

    then what if the animals were to report to a higher power - god, aliens, the owners of the planet returning to findout how things are going, who every you want.

    am sure we would be removed from the planet

    deany76

    hiin order to engage in conversation we need to understand what you are … hiin order to engage in conversation we need to understand what you are saying??



    Meow, mew, miaow mow.

    livinthedream

    If he was going to do anything he would of done it there and then , … If he was going to do anything he would of done it there and then , otherwise he full of bs , wait until you see him on his own and have your own nice chat with him and show him your friend "mr lump hammer" that is annoyed by the barking



    Yes ageed with 1st sentence 100% then we went totally in disagreement.
    DO NOT CONTRONT THEM - phone RSPCA AND SAY IF THERE IS NOT A SATISFACORY OUTCOME - THE NATIONAL PRESS WILL BE GETTING A PHONE CALL STRAIGHT AWAY
    Cheers

    moneysavingkitten

    Meow, mew, miaow mow.



    No more for you tonight.

    deany76

    No more for you tonight.



    Speak for yourself.

    The novelty would soon wear off, it would be like watching a Channel 5 show for the rest of your life.
    Gordon Freeman doesn't speak and neither should animals.

    stuarthanley

    My neighbour keeps their dog locked in a shed for 23 hours a day. It … My neighbour keeps their dog locked in a shed for 23 hours a day. It just barks constantly throughout the day even though they're at home and they've been told about it. I even called the rspca and they did a home visit. Still no change.



    Just do it. I hate barking dogs and their owners in equal measures.

    gov.uk/rep…cil

    stuarthanley

    After the rspca left, the neighbour came round to confront me (my house … After the rspca left, the neighbour came round to confront me (my house would be the only place that can see the dog in the shed). They are abusive scum BUT have a lot of horrible friends and relatives too so I just let them get on with it now.



    How horrible for you. I had a dog just across the road that used to get chucked in the garden at about 5am and left there until they went to bed at about midnight. It barked constantly. I'm not afraid to admit that the frustration literally brought me to tears on more than one occasion. It was only when the dog got ill and croaked it that I got some relief.

    Miles - OP question is " If animals could talk"
    Animals do talk both verbally that our limited mental capacity can't understand - but also importantly non verbally.
    Animals (I dislike that word as sometimes it is used in a derogatory manner) - are far more intelligent than we will ever appreciated while on Gods earth.
    I much prefer for 'animals' to be called our "friends" equal.



    Edited by: "deany76" 12th Aug 2016

    If my memory serves me well, Mutley taught his Labrador to say, "Gis a sandwich!"

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    I think if animals could talk then the police wouls be rounding up a few more celebrities oO​

    kester76

    I think if animals could talk then the police wouls be rounding up a few … I think if animals could talk then the police wouls be rounding up a few more celebrities oO​




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    oO

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    Edited by: "gazz1" 13th Aug 2016

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    Edited by: "haritori" 13th Aug 2016

    Banned

    If animal could talk they would say why do we have to share this planet with such a horrible species

    Anyinfo

    If animal could talk they would say why do we have to share this planet … If animal could talk they would say why do we have to share this planet with such a horrible species



    I didn't watch, just read the comments, what a **** thing to do.

    my cat in the morning comes in from outside and says I'm here! pay me attention!

    Original Poster

    i think next doors dog says
    can I come and live with you
    when she gets out she always comes straight to my house

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