If I was Prime Minister...

I would allow smoking back in pubs/clubs (I don't smoke)
I would make it a minimum 3 year sentence for anyone carrying a knife/gun
Any child under the age of 18 caught outside after 9pm loitering would be fined £50
Ban people under 18 to wear tracksuit/hoddys in shopping centres.
Change smoking ages to 18+

More to come.
Discuss.

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You should join the monster raving loony party.

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What, you're not the PM?

Smoking age is already 18 for purchasing...;)

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Nice thoughts matey, but would you do all that before or after the country has gone bankrupt once you have taken over lol

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pghstochaj;2590428

What, you're not the PM?



Strangely that was my thought also! Maybe that's next on the job list after the olympics have finished!

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BTW if I were the prime minister I would make our Foreign Policy indepenent of decision being taken in American toilets

You've been reading Gordon Brown's next election manifesto I think.

guv;2590449

Strangely that was my thought also! Maybe that's next on the job list … Strangely that was my thought also! Maybe that's next on the job list after the olympics have finished!



I am sure he is already a MP, looking for the right time to be hailed our saviour.:whistling:

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Predikuesi;2590461

You've been reading Gordon Brown's next election manifesto I think.



Lmao, if it were for me than I dont think Gordon B will ever have the bal!s of doing that .... if it was for OP then oh well :oops:

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lol @ myself for thinking i could have a serious discussion in the misc. Not the brightest place to post I see.

black gerbil1;2590499

lol @ myself for thinking i could have a serious discussion in the misc. … lol @ myself for thinking i could have a serious discussion in the misc. Not the brightest place to post I see.



Given the standard of your suggested policies, I imagine not.

Any child under the age of 18 caught outside after 9pm loitering would be fined £50

That one is bang-out. Im certainly no chav before you say that .
When i was a teenager i spent most of my summer nights chilling in the parks with friends. We caused no trouble. We didnt drink or smoke in the streets. A better law would be

Any child under the age of 18 caught smoking, drinking or littering should be fined £50

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no.1 would have to be pull out of the EU.

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GordonG;2590580

Any child under the age of 18 caught outside after 9pm loitering would be … Any child under the age of 18 caught outside after 9pm loitering would be fined £50 That one is bang-out. Just because you had no friends when you were little and stayed in all night. Im certainly no chav before you say that . When i was a teenager i spent most of my summer nights chilling in the parks with friends. We caused no trouble. We didnt drink or smoke in the streets. A better law would be Any child under the age of 18 caught smoking, drinking or littering should be fined £50



I bet when you was a teenager, your probably 16. If im incorrect, children have changed alot for when you "was a child" sir.
Carley;2590545

Why would you allow smoking back in pubs if you don't smoke? do you … Why would you allow smoking back in pubs if you don't smoke? do you frequent pubs?


4 pubs a day are closing since the no smoking ban come into effect, more money for pubs + more tax etc etc.

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black gerbil1;2590601

I bet when you was a teenager, your probably 16. If im incorrect, … I bet when you was a teenager, your probably 16. If im incorrect, children have changed alot for when you "was a child" sir.4 pubs a day are closing since the no smoking ban come into effect, more money for pubs + more tax etc etc.


Yep. Non-smokers only appear during the summer hot days around my way and then the pubs are empty in winter as all the smokers are out the back lol

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4 pubs a day are closing since the no smoking ban come into effect, more money for pubs + more tax etc etc.[/QUOTE]

If the stats are true, then yes something to look into maybe no smoking after certain hours

1. Make your own policies.
2. Get our soilders out of Iraq and afganistan.
3. Tax reforms
4. To ban some gov organizatins from making offshore contact centers, we are literally killing the job market here, at least 10000 jobs should be brought back from India

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Dell_in_the_bed;2590643

4 pubs a day are closing since the no smoking ban come into effect, more … 4 pubs a day are closing since the no smoking ban come into effect, more money for pubs + more tax etc etc.If the stats are true, then yes something to look into maybe no smoking after certain hours 1. Make your own policies.2. Get our soilders out of Iraq and afganistan.3. Tax reforms 4. To ban some gov organizatins from making offshore contact centers, we are literally killing the job market here, at least 10000 jobs should be brought back from India



I agree 100% with no.2, we need them soilders on the streets here, to teach some of the kids who cause trouble a lesson.

Out sourcing jobs on the other hand I don't know

black gerbil1;2590601

4 pubs a day are closing since the no smoking ban come into effect, more … 4 pubs a day are closing since the no smoking ban come into effect, more money for pubs + more tax etc etc.



That is nonsense without understanding whether they would have closed anyway (social trend changes) and whether new ones are opening to replace them.

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pghstochaj;2590680

That is nonsense without understanding whether they would have closed … That is nonsense without understanding whether they would have closed anyway (social trend changes) and whether new ones are opening to replace them.


hardly.:)

black gerbil1;2590695

hardly.:)



Completely. You didn't analyse your "fact" and factors involved other than your basic "hypothesis".

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pghstochaj;2590680

That is nonsense without understanding whether they would have closed … That is nonsense without understanding whether they would have closed anyway (social trend changes) and whether new ones are opening to replace them.


I do understand why they have closed, and as i said earlier it is one of many reasons, more people will go to the pub and buy beer now, meaning more tax for the government. Are you still in high school? lol

black gerbil1;2590737

I do understand why they have closed, and as i said earlier it is one of … I do understand why they have closed, and as i said earlier it is one of many reasons, more people will go to the pub and buy beer now, meaning more tax for the government. Are you still in high school? lol



So why use it as a point for why the smoking ban should be lifted? You have ignored social changes, the fact that more pubs/bars have opened in towns and country pubs have closed (will you now blame the smoking ban for why rural post offices are closing?), beer being more expensive than ever, that "going to the pub" is less of a tradition than it was 30 years ago and so on.

Do you not think that with people (supposedly) spending less in the pub that they don't spend it elsewhere anyway, which leads to tax income too? I guess that's thinking too much for the future PM.

And no, I am not in high school, boy.

You wouldn't get my vote

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Carley;2590763

But the more people who smoke and passive smoke then the more it costs … But the more people who smoke and passive smoke then the more it costs the government to treat them when they get ill, Don't you think prevention is better than cure?


any illness due to smoking, i would make the smokers pay the NHS for treatment.:)

paedophiles should never be released...... evil people.

black gerbil1;2590794

any illness due to smoking, i would make the smokers pay the NHS for … any illness due to smoking, i would make the smokers pay the NHS for treatment.:)



defo!!! but then noone would admitt to smoking!

and reduce tax obviously.... i love the nhs and police etc etc...but its not fair that hubby works so hard earns so much and 40% is taken just like that..... yes a lot of it is for us...but there are aklso too many lazy layabouts getting drunk with my money!

and its so annoying when they stand there saying... well im better off on benefits then if i worked.... u feel like souting hello! ur better off sitting on my money then getting off ur lazy backside and making an effort!

anyways off me soapbox

another fail from bg1

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magicbeans;2590799

paedophiles should never be released...... evil people.


perhaps find out what there problems are and help them, everyone should get a second chance.
magicbeans;2590803

defo!!! but then noone would admitt to smoking!and reduce tax … defo!!! but then noone would admitt to smoking!and reduce tax obviously.... i love the nhs and police etc etc...but its not fair that hubby works so hard earns so much and 40% is taken just like that..... yes a lot of it is for us...but there are aklso too many lazy layabouts getting drunk with my money!and its so annoying when they stand there saying... well im better off on benefits then if i worked.... u feel like souting hello! ur better off sitting on my money then getting off ur lazy backside and making an effort!anyways off me soapbox


:thumbsup:, you can be my second in command

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made me tiiter

black gerbil1;2590840

[COLOR="Red"]perhaps find out what there problems are and help them, … [COLOR="Red"]perhaps find out what there problems are and help them, everyone should get a second chance.[/COLOR]:thumbsup:, you can be my second in command :)?



say that when you have children :thumbsup:

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black gerbil1;2590661

I agree 100% with no.2, we need them soilders on the streets here, to … I agree 100% with no.2, we need them soilders on the streets here, to teach some of the kids who cause trouble a lesson.Out sourcing jobs on the other hand I don't know



Lol BG talk about a serious converastion

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loupomm;2590848

say that when you have children :thumbsup:


im open minded, alot of people have problem we as normal people cant understand, they need help.

(waits for someone to come in and quote me and say "ha ur not normal") YAWN

magicbeans;2590799

paedophiles should never be released...... evil people.



Agreed! Add murderers of 2 or more people to that list too.

Carley;2590806

Kill them early on, save money and free up the prisons.



What point is that, that's the easy way out, why not let them suffer in prison, far more of a punishment?

they dont deserve a second chance

the kids they abuse dont get one, abuse cannot be 'undone'

peodude;2590878

What point is that, that's the easy way out, why not let them suffer in … What point is that, that's the easy way out, why not let them suffer in prison, far more of a punishment?



Good in theory but in reality they'd have a nice prison life with their sky tv and games of pool, 3 meals a day and a bed to sleep in. That isn't punishment.

After a few years they'd be out again and no doubt reoffend.

At least if they are dead they can't hurt anyone again.

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LadyMadonna;2590904

Good in theory but in reality they'd have a nice prison life with their … Good in theory but in reality they'd have a nice prison life with their sky tv and games of pool, 3 meals a day and a bed to sleep in. That isn't punishment.After a few years they'd be out again and no doubt reoffend.At least if they are dead they can't hurt anyone again.



that is the reason our prisons and our criminal system needs sorting, not a reson to bring back the death penalty

loupomm;2590900

they dont deserve a second chancethe kids they abuse dont get one, abuse … they dont deserve a second chancethe kids they abuse dont get one, abuse cannot be 'undone'



Agreed :thumbsup:

sassie;2590915

that is the reason our prisons and our criminal system needs sorting, not … that is the reason our prisons and our criminal system needs sorting, not a reson to bring back the death penalty



If it made 100% sure my kids weren't going to be targeted by some one who been let out or escaped from prison then it would certainly be good enough for me.

i dont think they should die, but agree they should never be released, many re - offend and imo its not worth the risk

we had a recent scare locally, the offender was put on the register but just given a 'warning' whats that all about

severe enough for register but left to do what he likes

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LadyMadonna;2590931

If it made 100% sure my kids weren't going to be targeted by some one who … If it made 100% sure my kids weren't going to be targeted by some one who been let out or escaped from prison then it would certainly be good enough for me.



Will never happen, even with the death sentance

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loupomm;2590900

they dont deserve a second chancethe kids they abuse dont get one, abuse … they dont deserve a second chancethe kids they abuse dont get one, abuse cannot be 'undone'


its the same with many other physical crimes. They need to be taught what they done is wrong and how to control these urges.

I don't believe in the death sentence either.
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