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    If Microsoft Built Cars...

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    .1. A particular model year of car wouldn't be available until after that year instead of before it.

    2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to buy a new car.

    3. Occasionally your car would just die for no reason, and you'd have to restart it. For some strange reason, you'd just accept this.

    4. You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought a Car 95 or a Car NT. But then you'd have to buy more seats.

    5. Sun Motorsystems would make a car that was powered by the sun, twice as reliable, and five times as fast - but it would only run on 5 percent of the roads.

    6. The oil, engine, gas, and alternator warning lights would be replaced with a single "General Car Fault" warning light.

    7. People would get excited about the "new" features in Microsoft cars, forgetting completely that they had been available in other cars for years.

    8. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft gas.

    9. The government would be GETTING subsidies from an automaker, instead of giving them.

    10. New seats would force everyone to have the same-size butt.

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    We've had this one too :lol:

    Original Poster

    [FONT=Arial,Helvetica]Oh ... couldn't find it on search :?[/FONT]

    [FONT=Arial,Helvetica] (for a change !! hehe ) [/FONT]



    [FONT=Arial,Helvetica]Air conditioning[/FONT]

    [FONT=Arial,Helvetica]Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows[/FONT]

    Me thinks you get too many jokey emails snowtiger :lol:

    6. The oil, engine, gas, and alternator warning lights would be replaced … 6. The oil, engine, gas, and alternator warning lights would be replaced with a single "General Car Fault" warning light.



    Dont we already have this? The engine management light?

    Original Poster

    MinstrelMan;2346225

    Me thinks you get too many jokey emails snowtiger :lol:


    :w00t: How can you say that

    Original Poster

    dmccabe;2346226

    Dont we already have this? The engine management light?


    come to think of it ............... yes I suppose we do !
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