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    If my body was a car

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    > IF MY BODY WAS A CAR...
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    > If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking
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    > About trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents
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    > And scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ..
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    > But that's not the worst of it.
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    > My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close
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    > My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
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    > My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
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    > It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
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    > But here's the worst of it --
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    > Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter,
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    > Either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

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    lol'd you feeling you're age martin? :whistling:

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    alfie and harrys mum;7244063

    lol'd you feeling you're age martin? :whistling:



    i,m well past that
    I think i am on the scrap heep:w00t:
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