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    If this is the answer, what is the question? (Mock The Week rip-off)

    So yeah, I thought it'd be a good idea to have this as an on-going thread, where we use the answes seen on Mock The Week to make funny/interesting/whatever questions of our own, although predominantly funny would be ideal.

    And of course, people are free to post their own answers once a particular answer has worn rather thin.

    So I'll start, and I'll use the answer as seen on last night's show. The answer is: 2035

    What is the question?

    Is it, how many morning after pills has Katie 'Jordan' Price taken?

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    the year i turn 47 :w00t:

    2035:

    Is it the amount of times JT banged Wayne Bridges missus..

    A: A mackerel's bungalow




    Q: What has curtains and smells of fish?

    is when scotland will have a decent enough football team to reach the world cup finals

    Is it - How a dyslexic counts from 1 to 5?



    ( Yes, I know that dyscalculia is the name for 'number dyslexia'. This is 'Mock the Week')

    numptyj;7758951

    2035:Is it the amount of times JT banged Wayne Bridges missus..



    Or the amount of times someone told a **** JT joke on here. :-D

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    numptyj;7758951

    2035:Is it the amount of times JT banged Wayne Bridges missus..

    I like it, absolutely spot on for what I had in mind :thumbsup:

    2035

    the amount of views this thead will have with people saying grow up / get a job:-D

    Is it - the measurement in cm of Kerry Katona's waist?

    2035:

    the sequel to the box office hit 2012?

    chesso;7759004

    Is it - the measurement in cm of Kerry Katona's waist?



    2035:

    the amount of frozen prawns Kerry Katona eats a day

    2035 is the amount of time all the corrupt MP's should be jailed for

    Haha!! Is it - the number of people who phoned the BBC in the first 6 seconds to complain when they saw Patrick Kielty in Frankie's seat?

    chesso;7759052

    Haha!! Is it - the number of people who phoned the BBC in the first 6 … Haha!! Is it - the number of people who phoned the BBC in the first 6 seconds to complain when they saw Patrick Kielty in Frankie's seat?



    lol, i havent been following this series religously as others how come frankie boyle isnt on it anymore or was it for one week?

    Is it - the year when Haiti is expected to open its first re-built hospital?

    The number of times i had to wash my eyes after seeing Susan Boyles picture.

    Is it the year BG1 will finally hit puberty?

    numptyj;7759060

    lol, i havent been following this series religously as others how come … lol, i havent been following this series religously as others how come frankie boyle isnt on it anymore or was it for one week?


    No he's gone, resigned; said he was getting too old for it and didn't want to do it anymore. I'm devastated.

    chesso;7759081

    No he's gone, resigned; said he was getting too old for it and didn't want … No he's gone, resigned; said he was getting too old for it and didn't want to do it anymore. I'm devastated.



    waaahhaaaat

    he was the best, i saw him live on graham norton show before....the jokes that never made it to the finished edit were soo funny

    numptyj;7759089

    waaahhaaaat:( he was the best, i saw him live on graham norton show … waaahhaaaat:( he was the best, i saw him live on graham norton show before....the jokes that never made it to the finished edit were soo funny


    Looks like they're not replacing him with a regular, although I think that Rhod Gilbert would be a good choice.

    Is it - the degree of shininess, in candellas, of David Cameron's face on the latest poster?

    jellybaby22;7759153

    strong kerry katona hatred:p



    Is it Kerry Katona's weight to the nearest kilogram?

    DragonChris;7759165

    Is it Kerry Katona's weight to the nearest Tonne?



    edited to correct measurement of weight

    Original Poster

    jackt010;7758989

    2035the amount of views this thead will have with people saying grow up / … 2035the amount of views this thead will have with people saying grow up / get a job:-D

    True, I am expecting the sensitive, Daily Mail types to troll this thread - but it's harmless fun. It's just jokes. People should know what to expect with 'Mock The Week' in the title.

    Also, a lot of us probably are in work anyway, like I am at the minute, just a little bored and wanting to pass some time on a Friday afternoon.

    2035

    Is it how much a year does Gail Porter now save on shampoo and conditioner?

    The amount per week Simon Cowell spends on teeth whitening?

    2035 is Wayne Rooneys bedtime

    DJNG22;7759290

    The amount per week Simon Cowell spends on teeth whitening?



    The amount per minute you mean :thumbsup:

    DarkKnight;7759076

    The number of times i had to wash my eyes after seeing Susan Boyles … The number of times i had to wash my eyes after seeing Susan Boyles picture.



    dave_lunt2;7759540

    2035 is Wayne Rooneys bedtime



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    is it the degrees of heat all kfc deals should reach

    Is it the amount of years in prison the two Despotic war criminals Bush and Blair should receive if convicted at a war crimes tribunal.

    chesso;7759121

    Looks like they're not replacing him with a regular, although I think … Looks like they're not replacing him with a regular, although I think that Rhod Gilbert would be a good choice.



    Rhod Gilbert is a funny man...his duvet joke makes me laugh every time.

    And no they're not replacing Frankie with a regular. Just having an extra guest on each show.

    2035 - is that the year i'll finally think of something funny to answer this question with?
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