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    If this isn't the most precious picture...............

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    The intensity of the dogs face shows more sincerity than most people!


    ''Ya just gotta'' love the face on the dog!

    Of all the junk we get over the Internet, .................occasionally we get something like this.




    Pic in next post..

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    Original Poster





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    He's taking a dump!

    Awwwh! Thats precious! Keep it and show his girlfriends

    He's definitely squeezing one out :-D

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    Abvance;2609015

    He's taking a dump!



    :w00t:

    dontdothatagain;2609017

    Awwwh! Thats precious! Keep it and show his girlfriends



    :roll: ................... read the OP again .... not my piccy !! :roll: but hey guess his mum will tho'

    Ah! Woops :oops:

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    BlasterLad;2609021

    He's definitely squeezing one out :-D


    that's it ............ how can you lower the tone of such a beautiful sight !! :lol:

    Poor indoctrinated child

    Abvance;2609015

    He's taking a dump!



    BlasterLad;2609021

    He's definitely squeezing one out :-D



    snowtiger;2609038

    that's it ............ how can you lower the tone of such a beautiful … that's it ............ how can you lower the tone of such a beautiful sight !! :lol:



    In that case he should take lessons from this dog
    http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s308/harlzter/FT2NS9MFH9HU5VQMEDIUM.jpg

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    Kid's Funny Prayers




    One Sunday in a Midwest city a young child was "acting up" during
    the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain
    some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally
    the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the
    aisle on his way out. Just before reaching the safety of the
    foyer the little one called loudly to the congregation,
    "Pray for me! Pray for me!"

    A daddy was listening to his child say his prayer "Dear Harold".
    At this, dad interrupted and said, "Wait a minute, How come you
    called God, "Harold"? The little boy looked up and said, "That's
    what they call Him in chruch, You know the prayer we say,
    "Our Father, who art in Heaven, Harold be Thy name."

    During the minister's prayer one Sunday, there was a loud whistle
    from one of the back pews. Gary's mother was horrified. She pinched
    him into silence, and after church, asked: "Gary, whatever made
    you do such a thing?" Gary answered soberly: "I asked God to teach
    me to whistle... And He just then did!"

    One night Mike's parents overheard this prayer. "Now I lay me
    down to rest, and hope to pass tomorrow's test, if I should die
    before I wake, that's one less test I have to take."

    A little boy's prayer. "Dear God, please take care of my daddy,
    mummy, sister, brother, my doggy and me. Oh, please take care of
    yourself, God. If anything happens to you, we're gonna be in a big mess."

    A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: "So your mother says
    your prayers for you each night? Very commendable. What does
    she say?" The little boy replied, "Thank God he's in bed!"

    A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her
    six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"
    I wouldn't know what to say," the little girl replied. "Just say what
    you hear Mommy say, "the mother said. The little girl bowed her head
    and said "Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

    Johny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room. After a while
    he emerged and informed his mother that he had thought it over and
    then said a prayer. "Fine, said the pleased mother. "If you ask
    God to help you not misbehave, He will help you." "Oh, I didn't ask
    Him to help me not misbehave," said Johnny.
    "I asked Him to help you put up with me."
    A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if You can't make me a
    better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am!"

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    harlzter;2609070

    In that case he should take lessons from this dog




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    I'll have to show this to my dog ![/CENTER]

    harlzter;2609070



    :lol::giggle::p:-D

    Great pic, snowtiger. Dogs are so funny.:thumbsup::-D

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    snowtiger;2609010

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    Great pic! :thumbsup:

    Welcome back Snowtiger, hope you had a great holiday. :thumbsup:

    yes welcome back - and what a beautiful picture

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    churchy2704;2609098

    Great pic! :thumbsup:Welcome back Snowtiger, hope you had a great … Great pic! :thumbsup:Welcome back Snowtiger, hope you had a great holiday. :thumbsup:


    Thanks Churchy it was a lovely holiday & I'm already looking for the next one !

    octobergirl;2609108

    yes welcome back - and what a beautiful picture


    ........................... great holiday but good to be back .. (missed the dog ! )

    [COLOR=Black]A priest, a doctor and a lawyer are stuck behind a particularly slow groups of golfers. After three holes, they complain to the club secretary.
    "Sorry, chaps, that's a group of blind firemen," he explains, "they lost their sight saving our clubhouse from burning down last year, so we let them play here for free any time they want."
    "That's so sad," says the priest, "I'll say a [COLOR=Black]prayer[/COLOR] for them tonight."
    "Good idea," says the doctor, "I'll contact my ophthalmologist friend and see if there's anything he can do."
    "That's all very well," says the lawyer, "but why can't they play at night?"[/COLOR]

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    harlzter;2609141

    [COLOR=Black]A priest, a doctor and a lawyer are stuck behind a … [COLOR=Black]A priest, a doctor and a lawyer are stuck behind a particularly slow groups of golfers. After three holes, they complain to the club secretary. "Sorry, chaps, that's a group of blind firemen," he explains, "they lost their sight saving our clubhouse from burning down last year, so we let them play here for free any time they want.""That's so sad," says the priest, "I'll say a [COLOR=#FF0000]prayer[/COLOR] for them tonight.""Good idea," says the doctor, "I'll contact my ophthalmologist friend and see if there's anything he can do.""That's all very well," says the lawyer, "but why can't they play at night?"[/COLOR]



    :giggle:

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    chesso;2609095

    Great pic, snowtiger. Dogs are so funny.:thumbsup::-D


    Hi Chesso, there was a congrats thread by Hottoshop for you this morning but I think it's been removed .... (as it seems they are taking all the congrats threads off now ) did you see it ?
    If not wishing you all the best for the future xx :thumbsup:

    [COLOR=Black]
    A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest,
    "I almost had an affair with another woman."

    The priest said,
    "What do you mean, almost?"

    The Irishman said,
    "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."

    The priest said,
    "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Marys and put £50 in the poor box."

    The Irishman left the c[/COLOR][COLOR=Black]onfessional, said his[COLOR=#FF0000][/COLOR] prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.

    He paused for a moment and then started to leave.

    The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying,
    "I saw that you didn't put any money in the poor box!"

    The Irishman replied,
    "Yeah, but I rubbed the £50 on the box and, according to you, that's the same as putting it in!"[/COLOR]

    A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course.

    One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

    His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."

    The man then replies: "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."

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    http://anointed.net/images/funny/fathtimes.jpg[SIZE=5][COLOR=navy]Remember in your prayers[/COLOR][/SIZE]
    1. Give God what's right -- not what's left.
    2. Man's way leads to a hopeless end -- God's way leads to an endless hope.
    3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
    5. When praying, don't give God instructions - just report for duty.
    6. Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.
    7. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.
    8. Plan ahead -- It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
    9. Never give the devil a ride -- he will always want to drive.
    10. Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.
    11. Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back..
    12. Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.
    13. Give Satan an inch & he'll be a ruler.


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    hey thot this was the dog thread! lol

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    kippy;2609260



    kippy;2609264



    :giggle: love 'em ................ morning Kippy..
    What you up to today ?

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    kippy;2609412

    hey thot this was the dog thread! lol


    [CENTER][SIZE=7][COLOR=darkorchid]Yeah I know .............. but after all it is CATURDAY !!!!!!![/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER]

    careful -- we might risk dog and cat threads pulled up :thumbsup:

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    kippy;2609468

    careful -- we might risk dog and cat threads pulled up :thumbsup:


    :w00t:

    today - not much. have housework (long neglected!) and some invoices to send off. might watch a movie with OH or ... say i dont have a headache anymore, who knows *wink

    how about u?

    kippy;2609568

    today - not much. have housework (long neglected!) and some invoices to … today - not much. have housework (long neglected!) and some invoices to send off. might watch a movie with OH or ... say i dont have a headache anymore, who knows *winkhow about u?



    [SIZE="4"]Kippy ...[/SIZE] Though you were a headache free person :giggle:

    So take this picture place oH as one you as the other ..

    http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm215/mdf_05/file010.jpg

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/51/183833633_1f366811ef.jpg

    this is sweet ... gotta love those dogs.
    http://k9pride.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/policedogsprayerprint.jpg

    a twist to the dog prayer ...
    Dog the bounty hunter saying prays for dinner ...
    http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0cWg3IndG53zk/610x.jpg

    http://features.cgsociety.org/stories/2006_04/shaggy_dog/pray.jpg
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