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If you could ask God one question, what would it be?

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Found 21st Oct 2012
I have just had the unappealing task of going church with wife (i thought i would give it a try again) and whilst sat there found myself asking him why did he let me attend again.

On a serious note, i am interested in what would you ask him if you had one question and one question only.What would it be, assuming you can't ask "What is the meaning of life?" Before you're reincarnated/gone to heaven/hell/scattered as energy to the universe, you have the opportunity to ask The Creator of Everything a single question and God will answer it.
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What was George Lucas thinking making the Star Wars prequels?
I would probably have to ask, why there is so much intolerance in the world.

What are the next Euro lotto's draw numbers?
Why god, why? oO
Do you even lift?
God , are you sure i can only ask one question?
Age/Sex/Location?
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Who did Mary have sex with.

Y u no real?

stop clogging up the misk with pointless threads

Never seen the point of talking to fictional characters...
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Why spiders?
What's next weeks lotto numbers?
In the 1988 Episode of only fools and horses were Rodney had to pretend to be a teenager in the groovy gang the trotters won a million pesetas on the Spanish lottery. How much was a million pesetas worth in pound sterling back in 1988?
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Why did you make Man in your own image, give him free will, curiosity and all the other emotions and then act all surprised and uppity when he started expressing some of those things?

Would be mine.
Will they do a timecop3?
god does not exist.
get over it.
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danmc

In the 1988 Episode of only fools and horses were Rodney had to pretend … In the 1988 Episode of only fools and horses were Rodney had to pretend to be a teenager in the groovy gang the trotters won a million pesetas on the Spanish lottery. How much was a million pesetas worth in pound sterling back in 1988?


http://images.wikia.com/onlyfoolsandhorses/images/1/11/The_Unlucky_Winner_Is.jpg
Why didn't you give more ham head a sense of humour, maybe make him a balloon artist atleast Jesus could do magic tricks,
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On a serious note though if he where real. If it is the Judeo-Chrisian god I'd simply ask for mercy for being an atheist.
sherg

Is it true that Noah got raped by a Kangaroo on the ark?



And where can I find the video?

Fixed that for you.
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Did you let jimmy savile in?
Edited by: "D_G" 21st Oct 2012
D_G

Why Did you let jimmy savile in to all those girls?



fuxed that one for you too.
danmc

In the 1988 Episode of only fools and horses were Rodney had to pretend … In the 1988 Episode of only fools and horses were Rodney had to pretend to be a teenager in the groovy gang the trotters won a million pesetas on the Spanish lottery. How much was a million pesetas worth in pound sterling back in 1988?



5-6000 pounds
How long did it take you to create all those wonderful Dinosaurs?
What's the connection between you and the dog?
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Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten, and hot dog buns come in packages of eight?

or would that be a waste?
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Childhood cancers - how do you work out which kids deserve them?
dga

I'd date that at 31AD just for reference



http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20061126193742/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/e/e6/1164568855547.jpg/185px-1164568855547.jpg
sherg

If my Grandma could see my posts I think she would be disgusted.



Dear God do you have internet in heaven?
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sherg

If my Grandma could see my posts I think she would be disgusted.



If she saw the one of you posting the dog porn i think she would soon be off to heaven!
Why did you "take" my brother in law at only 23yrs old so he could leave his 2 and 1 year old daughters with no father and my sister with no husband?
Although that question would probably be better aimed at Mr Bush and Mr Blair, not that they give a s h i t!
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why can't we control our boners?
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How come you can't be bothered to stop the rape of children (particularly by your employees)?
God why don't you kiss and makeup with Satan cos he seems like a cool guy?
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manda1

Why did you "take" my brother in law at only 23yrs old so he could leave … Why did you "take" my brother in law at only 23yrs old so he could leave his 2 and 1 year old daughters with no father and my sister with no husband?Although that question would probably be better aimed at Mr Bush and Mr Blair, not that they give a ****!



i see your post got deleted so i have added it back but just starred out the swear word. not sure why a mod didnt just do that anyway....

Where do babies come from daddy?
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on a serious note though manda1, why would that question be better aimed at mr blair and mr bush?
D_G

on a serious note though manda1, why would that question be better aimed … on a serious note though manda1, why would that question be better aimed at mr blair and mr bush?



I can answer for them, Oil, Money and Power, Civilians? Cannon fodder...
Why did you put the Male G-spot up our ass?
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