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    Im Bored...Someone cheer me up with a joke XD

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    I am so bored that i am surfing HUKD at 2.18am....Please someone make this late nighter more interesting by telling me a joke...make me laugh and you will recieve rep in return!!!

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    Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts i t over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

    Arlene: What in the hell is that?

    Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

    Arlene: Where did you get it?

    Jane: You can get them at any Chemist.

    The next day, Arlene hobbles into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

    The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

    'Doesn't matter sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'

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    Hehe heard it before but it cracks me up every time...rep added

    An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Buddy didn't move.

    Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy didn't respond.

    Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Coco, pull!" Nothing.

    Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull!" And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.

    The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.

    The farmer said, "Oh, Buddy is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try!"

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    jngothi;2559567

    An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, … An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Buddy didn't move.Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy didn't respond.Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Coco, pull!" Nothing.Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull!" And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.The farmer said, "Oh, Buddy is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try!"



    haha nice..rep added

    Afro_Zombie;2559568

    ???


    why?

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    thisismark;2559571

    why?



    why wot :thinking: lol

    Original Poster Banned

    ... ok anymore jokes???
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