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    I'm Broke

    When I say I'm Broke,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I'm Broke !!!!!
    Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a
    well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

    "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of
    your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
    vacuum cleaners."

    "Go away!" I said. "I haven't got any money!", "I'm broke!" and proceeded
    to close the door.

    Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide
    open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my
    demonstration."
    And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to my hallway carpet.

    "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure
    from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

    I stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a good appetite, because
    they cut off my electricity this morning. What part of broke do you not understand?"

    13 Comments

    lol love it x

    ha ha thats even better than the other one

    Lol. Serves the cold caller right. Love it.

    Lovely!

    Haha, quality!... I hope it's a joke though :oops:

    Thats good:-D

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    yimmie;2362249

    Haha, quality!... I hope it's a joke though :oops:



    It obviously is othewise he will have no power for the computer or laptop. :thumbsup:

    LOL good joke

    hehe thanks funny

    Original Poster

    tr2k8;2362326

    It obviously is othewise he will have no power for the computer or … It obviously is othewise he will have no power for the computer or laptop. :thumbsup:



    lol Its true im broke!!! Can take donation!!!

    V Good

    :-D.........

    lol... very good OP have some rep
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