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    I'm looking for a resignation letter

    Im not wasting my time on them i just want to put my name in and the companys name then print and sign - i dont mind closing the door forever either.

    Some info:
    the hours are to long
    told im working the weekend never asked
    underpaid the usual.....

    and iv got a job lined up im not just quitting but that after chistmas

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    Dear company X,

    I resign effective immediately.

    Faithfully,

    mwaters28

    yup
    no need to give any reason

    i quit. Seeya

    Dear Company,
    I resign effective immediately.
    Thank you for nothing you underpaying slave drivers.
    Yours
    Mwaters

    yip......HR will accept the term " I QUIT"

    so long as its dated, and signed.

    just like the term "FCUK OFF" from a manager is, in a court of law, acceptable as a termination of a contract !

    Dear Sir/Madam,

    Please take this letter as formal notification of my resignation.

    As per my contract I will serve my XX days notice and as such my final working day will be dd/mm/yy

    Regards
    mwaters28


    While you may not mind about closing the door on the company forever, you never know when you might need a reference, so work your notice if you have any - better to suffer for a bit longer than have a snotty reference come back to bite you later in life.

    chrishill;3659885

    Dear Sir/Madam,Please take this letter as formal notification of my … Dear Sir/Madam,Please take this letter as formal notification of my resignation. As per my contract I will serve my XX days notice and as such my final working day will be dd/mm/yyRegardsmwaters28While you may not mind about closing the door on the company forever, you never know when you might need a reference, so work your notice if you have any - better to suffer for a bit longer than have a snotty reference come back to bite you later in life.



    agree with Chris-dont make enemys in the workplace:)

    Can you not ask for your remaining holiday allowance or state that you will leave for example 7 days prior to your resignation date on full pay due to holidays(If you have 7 days holiday remaining)? I may be making this up but i have a recollection of someone doing this where i worked, may have just been lucky however.
    Hope this makes sense.
    Hope your new job works out well.

    Emma-lee;3666196

    Can you not ask for your remaining holiday allowance or state that you … Can you not ask for your remaining holiday allowance or state that you will leave for example 7 days prior to your resignation date on full pay due to holidays(If you have 7 days holiday remaining)? I may be making this up but i have a recollection of someone doing this where i worked, may have just been lucky however. Hope this makes sense.Hope your new job works out well.



    You can't state it, you would need to ask about it or they could be snotty. if you don't get it they would have to tag it on...most places would just simply agree to it.

    bellabonkers;3666215

    You can't state it, you would need to ask about it or they could be … You can't state it, you would need to ask about it or they could be snotty. if you don't get it they would have to tag it on...most places would just simply agree to it.



    Thanks Bella, just something that came to mind but wasn't sure on the details

    Dear manager,

    In this letter, I will sycophantically pretend to have enjoyed working with you and genuinely gained from my experiences at this company and with you as my manager. No, really, you were great! All those times you overheard me calling you a 'unt in the toilets, I was just talking about someone else. Honest. Anyway, I write this now because I recently visited a forum and asked what'd be good to write, and someone explained that it's a bad idea to burn bridges regardless of the circumstances, since references may still be needed, and managers in one job can sometimes become managers at the next job through the power of coincidence. The employment world is surprisingly small sometimes. Anyway, I'd best get going now, got work to be doing, and don't want to be letting you down in my last week.

    I hope to deal with this company again in future. Yeah. Srsly.

    Sincerely,
    mwaters28



    Now, I appreciate that you may need to print two or three copies of this out since you may need to bite your lip so hard whilst writing your version that you draw blood, but it's for the best. Obviously, it's more fun just to insult them massively, but you may need them or the people working for them as an ally in future, so it might help to write a pile o' lies as above.

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    dxx;3666268

    Dear manager,In this letter, I will sycophantically pretend to have … Dear manager,In this letter, I will sycophantically pretend to have enjoyed working with you and genuinely gained from my experiences at this company and with you as my manager. No, really, you were great! All those times you overheard me calling you a 'unt in the toilets, I was just talking about someone else. Honest. Anyway, I write this now because I recently visited a forum and asked what'd be good to write, and someone explained that it's a bad idea to burn bridges regardless of the circumstances, since references may still be needed, and managers in one job can sometimes become managers at the next job through the power of coincidence. The employment world is surprisingly small sometimes. Anyway, I'd best get going now, got work to be doing, and don't want to be letting you down in my last week.I hope to deal with this company again in future. Yeah. Srsly.Sincerely,mwaters28Now, I appreciate that you may need to print two or three copies of this out since you may need to bite your lip so hard whilst writing your version that you draw blood, but it's for the best. Obviously, it's more fun just to insult them massively, but you may need them or the people working for them as an ally in future, so it might help to write a pile o' lies as above.




    I like this one but right away thought im not going to send it then as the day went on ...... yeah why not....... in conclustion im going to sleep on it, i will have plently of time to think about it while im working this weekend staurday night shift "we require you this weekend" thats a quote
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