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    I'm needing cheered up

    As above so c'mon guys tell a joke, sing a song, link me a funny or an entertaining game.

    I don't mind which :-D

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    same here i need cheering up a bit

    I am going to be marrying the girl of my life. We have been together for years and I finally popped the question. Yeah, can you believe it. My fiance is getting ready for the wedding, making the plans and so forth. We have been together for 2 years. During those two years there has only been one problesm. Her sister. Her younger, smaller, more attractive sister.

    She always seems to be bending over in front of me. She always wears these small skirts or short dresses, so that when she bends over I always can get a glance. I think she is doing this on purpose. How can she do this to her own sister. But I love my finace dearly and I am confused on what I should do about this situation.

    One day, I am waiting on my bride to be. Her sister comes up to me and confesses that she has been in love with me for a very long time and she said she wanted to have sex with me that one last time before I got married. She said that if I wanted to have a good time to follow her upstairs. Then she quickly ran up stairs.

    I didn't know what to do. I was sweating like a coke bottle on a summer day. I got up and did the only thing that I knew to do. I ran outside the house.

    When I got outside. All of my fiance's family members were outside clapping. They said that I passed the test and they were glad to have me in their family

    ..the moral is, always keep your condoms in your car

    Why did the girl fall off the swing?








    She had no arms

    The Burglar and Jesus

    A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
    around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to
    place
    in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying,
    "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his
    flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he
    shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score,
    then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables.

    Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear
    as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined
    his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

    Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on
    a parrot. Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
    "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn
    you."
    The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
    "Moses," replied the bird.
    "Moses?" the burglar laughed ... "What kind of people would name a bird
    Moses?"
    "The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."

    http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u204/loupomm/db.jpg

    http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u204/loupomm/angel_pic_1.jpg

    http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u204/loupomm/david_boreanaz_09.jpg

    :lol:

    [CENTER]I am puzzled most
    By things that don’t fit
    Such as “if all is not lost”
    Then where the hell is it[/CENTER]

    Original Poster

    loupomm;2450090



    Lou I salute you!!!!!

    Thanks guys yer making me smile keep 'em coming :thumbsup:

    imortal;2450069

    I am going to be marrying the girl of my life. We have been together for … I am going to be marrying the girl of my life. We have been together for years and I finally popped the question. Yeah, can you believe it. My fiance is getting ready for the wedding, making the plans and so forth. We have been together for 2 years. During those two years there has only been one problesm. Her sister. Her younger, smaller, more attractive sister. She always seems to be bending over in front of me. She always wears these small skirts or short dresses, so that when she bends over I always can get a glance. I think she is doing this on purpose. How can she do this to her own sister. But I love my finace dearly and I am confused on what I should do about this situation. One day, I am waiting on my bride to be. Her sister comes up to me and confesses that she has been in love with me for a very long time and she said she wanted to have sex with me that one last time before I got married. She said that if I wanted to have a good time to follow her upstairs. Then she quickly ran up stairs. I didn't know what to do. I was sweating like a coke bottle on a summer day. I got up and did the only thing that I knew to do. I ran outside the house. When I got outside. All of my fiance's family members were outside clapping. They said that I passed the test and they were glad to have me in their family..the moral is, always keep your condoms in your car



    LOL:-D

    Original Poster

    nikkib123;2450131

    2 blondes walk into a building..........You'd have thought one of then … 2 blondes walk into a building..........You'd have thought one of then would have seen it!!



    :lol:

    loupomm;2450090



    he looks like he might prefer other men :?

    All very :lol:

    nooooooooooooooo bella! how dare you

    bellabonkers;2450162

    he looks like he might prefer other men :?



    You got that thought to?

    Yeh! However do you make others so happy? I cant at the minute :-(

    Always cheers the me up

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    Here are two jokes (well, jokers)
    http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00362/price_and_andre_385_362159a.jpg

    Snailman;2450193

    Always cheers the me up … Always cheers the me up :)]http://svt.se/hogafflahage/hogafflaHage_site/Kor/hestekor.swf


    hahaha i only just realised what they do when you click on them

    Check your PM's Red...guaranteed smile material...

    miffy121;2450332

    hahaha i only just realised what they do when you click on them


    Me too. At first I thought it was a waste of time, some might say it still is! I have bookmarked it to show the kids.
    http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2008-3/1301168/Dog.gif

    Original Poster

    bellabonkers;2450162

    he looks like he might prefer other men :?



    I think his wife may disagree :thumbsup:

    Predikuesi;2450316

    Here are two jokes (well, jokers)


    is this her new look

    How to be nasty to kids
    http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/4638/howtobemeantokids1lg6.jpg[/URL][/IMG]

    Made me laff!
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