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    Morning all,
    Just read my daily horoscope on Google (Aires) and it said

    Your ambition is rewarded now, yet the good news you receive may not have an obvious relationship to what you are currently doing. Doors that normally remain shut are opening and opportunities are being offered to you. Although you are willing and eager, it will still require hard work on your part once you say "yes." By Rick LevineMonday, June 23, 2008

    So, if anyone's got an opening or opportunity to offer, my answer is YES and i'm willing and eager; so come and give me some good news. (Don't mind hard work if it's not too hard)

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    I have a job as a locksmith going......... my door is currently ****ed.

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    MinstrelMan;2371984

    I have a job as a locksmith going......... my door is currently ****ed.



    Sorted!! er, where are you located sir?

    Are you any good at ironing ? few days worth here

    Be careful or may start getting indecent proposals!!!!

    Banned

    I have an opportunity for you:whistling:

    Apparently mine (Taurus) is:
    You have a pretty realistic view of the future now, yet you could be so concerned with your idea of success that you could miss what's right in front of you. Holding on to your most important goals is important, but so is allowing for other possibilities to develop. Remember, your dreams can reveal the unrealized potential hiding within a current situation.

    Bit pants really...

    BTW....I think Stars are a load of rubbish personally

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    Sheriff Waffles;2372001

    Be careful or may start getting indecent proposals!!!!



    I keep things very clean I hope you know! ;-)
    and sorry, i don't do ironing!! too much hard work:-D

    Sheriff Waffles;2372001

    Be careful or may start getting indecent proposals!!!!




    Thats secretly what she's after :lol:

    maybee you could meet up with this chap, who knows what doors will open ]http//ww…or/

    cassieismydoggie;2372011

    I keep things very clean I hope you know! ;-)and sorry, i don't do … I keep things very clean I hope you know! ;-)and sorry, i don't do ironing!! too much hard work:-D

    thats ok i iron my own stuff

    Speaking your mind could offend an important person. It may be better to bite your tongue. As much as you hate to admit it, you need this bigwig's help. Their letter of recommendation could give you access to a religious, educational, or cultural institution. If you are in a relationship, ask your partner to assume your heaviest duties while you're busy. They'll be happy to relieve you of these chores. If you're single, you could meet someone special at a sporting event.

    [COLOR="Red"]That's mine for today, looks like I'm going to offend somebody haha!
    Who's first? [/COLOR]

    Banned

    Sheriff Waffles;2372099

    [COLOR=red]That's mine for today, looks like I'm going to offend somebody … [COLOR=red]That's mine for today, looks like I'm going to offend somebody haha![/COLOR][COLOR=red]Who's first? [/COLOR]



    I am offended by your red writing madam!

    War shall now begin

    Got a house that needs cleaning, i'll pay you £100 for one weekend... But the house has to be spotless?

    Original Poster

    Sheriff Waffles;2372001

    Be careful or may start getting indecent proposals!!!!



    Already offended me :cry:

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    King of Thieves;2372162

    Got a house that needs cleaning, i'll pay you £100 for one weekend... But … Got a house that needs cleaning, i'll pay you £100 for one weekend... But the house has to be spotless?



    :w00t:

    cassieismydoggie;2372198

    :w00t:



    Is that a no or a 'Yes Please!'?

    cassieismydoggie;2372215

    Your house must be really dirty to need someone for a whole weekend!!



    Just have a big house. Plus i might want some cooking to be done :thumbsup:

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    King of Thieves;2372202

    Is that a no or a 'Yes Please!'?



    Your house must be really dirty to need someone for a whole weekend!!

    Banned

    cassieismydoggie;2372215

    Your house must be really dirty to need someone for a whole weekend!!


    Instead of getting banned...I shall just keep my thoughts on that comment to myself

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    ODB_69;2372222

    Instead of getting banned...I shall just keep my thoughts on that comment … Instead of getting banned...I shall just keep my thoughts on that comment to myself



    I been told to keep it clean - very appropriate really ;-)

    Banned

    cassieismydoggie;2372233

    I been told to keep it clean - very appropriate really ;-)


    We'll save the dirt for the next MSN convo then :thumbsup:

    Banned

    MinstrelMan;2372299

    Infraction for having innapropriate thoughts!!!


    Infraction for knowing what my inappropriate thoughts were!

    (Great minds think alike aye?!:thumbsup:)

    ODB_69;2372222

    Instead of getting banned...I shall just keep my thoughts on that comment … Instead of getting banned...I shall just keep my thoughts on that comment to myself



    Infraction for having innapropriate thoughts!!!

    ODB_69;2372304

    Infraction for knowing what my inappropriate thoughts were!(Great minds … Infraction for knowing what my inappropriate thoughts were!(Great minds think alike aye?!:thumbsup:)



    Infraction for knowing that my thought where like your thoughts.....

    Consider yourself infractorized

    ok thats weird......

    Banned

    MinstrelMan;2372311

    ok thats weird......


    Am I high?

    This is getting confusing/downright weird

    What is going on with this re-arranging malarke

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    ODB_69;2372322

    Am I high?This is getting confusing/downright weirdWhat is going on with … Am I high?This is getting confusing/downright weirdWhat is going on with this re-arranging malarke



    I had a feeling you were gonna say that:thumbsup:

    Banned

    cassieismydoggie;2372333

    I had a feeling you were gonna say that:thumbsup:



    MY GOD!
    Your Psychic....well in that case you should know that MSN will have to wait until I finish work...sorry hun

    ODB_69;2372353

    MY GOD!Your Psychic....well in that case you should know that MSN will … MY GOD!Your Psychic....well in that case you should know that MSN will have to wait until I finish work...sorry hun



    LOL.



    [SIZE="1"]sorry, monday morning humour[/SIZE] :oops:

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    ODB_69;2372353

    MY GOD!Your Psychic....well in that case you should know that MSN will … MY GOD!Your Psychic....well in that case you should know that MSN will have to wait until I finish work...sorry hun



    You mean to say you're working!!!! :w00t::w00t::w00t:

    Banned

    cassieismydoggie;2372529

    You mean to say you're working!!!! :w00t::w00t::w00t:


    :oops:
    Errrr......

    Does the 5th Amendment apply under UK law?

    If So...I take the 5th

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    ODB_69;2372535

    :oops:Errrr......Does the 5th Amendment apply under UK law?If So...I take … :oops:Errrr......Does the 5th Amendment apply under UK law?If So...I take the 5th



    5ths already gone mate, you'll have to come last.

    Banned

    cassieismydoggie;2372579

    5ths already gone mate, you'll have to come last.


    :w00t:

    Fair enough
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