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    ok guys n gals: here's a thread goin back to the old days of misc and not how it seems to be today.

    I'm single and need a date! im straight, 24, m, basingstoke
    i'm also looking for a job, not fussy but needs to be well payed in basingstoke area.
    lets see how this 1 plays out.

    (inspired by: Liddle ol' me)

    69 Comments

    Join a dating agency

    sell ya self on ebay :lol:

    im also after a date :lol: but im male

    you could upload your CV to somewhere like Monster.com and see what comes of that as well.

    basingstoke is a s*** hole

    skusey;3320325

    basingstoke is a s*** hole



    so is our town :lol:

    Original Poster

    hahaha its workin. my plan is coming to fruition!!!

    skusey;3320325

    basingstoke is a s*** hole


    i know that already
    bellabonkers;3320326

    you could upload your CV to somewhere like Monster.com and see what comes … you could upload your CV to somewhere like Monster.com and see what comes of that as well.


    good idea, but i have an awful cv
    jellybaby22;3320323

    so what do u want more...a date or a job ?


    well if i could be a pornstar i'd be sorted. not sure, would like the girl but no money to do anything, the job but no girl to be happy with... ahhhhh damned conundrum
    faevilangel;3320320

    sell ya self on ebay :lol:im also after a date :lol: but im male


    hmmm ebay told me off for selling derek my imaginary friend, dont think they'd like it if i tried selling myself too. and i may have to take you out for a drink anyways, who knows what'll happen after a few malibu's...
    nikkib123;3320317

    Welcome back Ace its been tooooooooooo long !


    tell me about it
    nikkib123;3320351

    http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/265845/new-photo-thread-chat-room/showthread.php?t=265845&page=31They are always trying to cop of in here - try this thread!!


    ooo intriguing
    bellabonkers;3320316

    Join a dating agency


    im already on like 7 of them. all but 1 want me to pay (lacking job) so no.

    I offer you....jellybaby22.

    Original Poster

    well your hot angel.... or you not interested =(

    Ace Hayward;3320415

    well your hot angel.... or you not interested =(



    That wasn't the offer!

    Original Poster

    angelfairee;3320423

    That wasn't the offer!



    no, its my offer, jelly's taken... hehe
    so back to my previous question: you not interested?
    oh and: How you doin ;-)

    Original Poster

    jellybaby22;3320425

    Im taken..and Im waaay too old



    how dare you say your too old! we had your 21's this year remember! x

    faevilangel;3320337

    so is our town :lol:



    agreed

    jellybaby22;3320425

    Im taken..and Im waaay too old



    Taken...so you don't need to be paired up then!?

    Ace Hayward;3320435

    no, its my offer, jelly's taken... heheso back to my previous question: … no, its my offer, jelly's taken... heheso back to my previous question: you not interested?oh and: How you doin ;-)



    Well I'm pretty sure that when I was drunk the other night you didn't know who I was, but all of a sudden you want me. Oh how the tables have turned...

    Original Poster

    angelfairee;3320449

    Taken...so you don't need to be paired up then!? :pWell I'm pretty sure … Taken...so you don't need to be paired up then!? :pWell I'm pretty sure that when I was drunk the other night you didn't know who I was, but all of a sudden you want me. Oh how the tables have turned...



    lol. when did you throw yourself at me whilst drunk!?!?!?!?!?!?!
    i'll apologise
    (does that mean you want me then) (tasteful edit)

    Ace Hayward;3320461

    lol. when did you throw yourself at me whilst drunk!?!?!?!?!?!?!i'll … lol. when did you throw yourself at me whilst drunk!?!?!?!?!?!?!i'll apologise(does that mean you want me then) (tasteful edit)



    I didn't say anything about throwing myself at you! I just might have been a bit drunk.

    I now offer you....bellabonkers.

    Original Poster

    angelfairee;3320495

    I didn't say anything about throwing myself at you! I just might have … I didn't say anything about throwing myself at you! I just might have been a bit drunk.I now offer you....bellabonkers.



    lol, ahhh bella, i miss the webcamming on msn days (take that as you will people)

    when will you offer yourself? (where ya from?)

    Banned

    There is a vacancy with the BBC I hear!

    you shall have to roam the area you live in.. not in an odd way like i made that sound tho :lol:
    unless your wanting HUKD to find that special (even for one day) person?

    Ace Hayward;3320518

    lol, ahhh bella, i miss the webcamming on msn days (take that as you will … lol, ahhh bella, i miss the webcamming on msn days (take that as you will people)when will you offer yourself? (where ya from?)



    I'm from Gloucestershire. Bella is my best offer!

    Original Poster

    hey, if you wanna be my special 1 day girl miss roo then by all means.
    ooo, tell all guv...?

    Original Poster

    angelfairee;3320551

    I'm from Gloucestershire. Bella is my best offer!



    not too far.... (hampshire)
    so its a date then?

    Banned

    Ace Hayward;3320560

    ooo, tell all guv...?



    You're after a job are you not?

    Original Poster

    i am indeed. whats the job??

    angelfairee;3320449

    Well I'm pretty sure that when I was drunk the other night you didn't … Well I'm pretty sure that when I was drunk the other night you didn't know who I was, but all of a sudden you want me. Oh how the tables have turned...



    ^^ Ouch....:-D



    I'd date you Ace, but your not a hott chick, shame:x

    Original Poster

    hmmm robot, you me and faevil could all go for a drink and see where the night leads? mmm pina colada

    how come i sigh at every single one of your threads :?

    kungfu;3320613

    how come i sigh at every single one of your threads :?



    Because you're in love?

    Ace Hayward;3320564

    not too far.... (hampshire)so its a date then?



    I will inform Bella of your date.

    Original Poster

    lol. well if ya wanna bring her along then thats fine with me ;-) x

    kungfu;3320613

    how come i sigh at every single one of your threads :?


    cos you wish you thought of it?

    Ace Hayward;3320560

    hey, if you wanna be my special 1 day girl miss roo then by all … hey, if you wanna be my special 1 day girl miss roo then by all means.ooo, tell all guv...?



    :lol: ... im not the type, :oops:

    Original Poster

    lol. im sure your not miss, but then your happy to have HUKD foreplay with me....

    Ace Hayward;3320609

    hmmm robot, you me and faevil could all go for a drink and see where the … hmmm robot, you me and faevil could all go for a drink and see where the night leads? mmm pina colada



    Sounds like a night for the lady killers.

    Pack ya rubbers:-D

    Ace Hayward;3320682

    lol. im sure your not miss, but then your happy to have HUKD foreplay … lol. im sure your not miss, but then your happy to have HUKD foreplay with me....



    :lol: ...

    ..even if it was over within a second, ;-)

    Original Poster

    robtallica;3320692

    Sounds like a night for the lady killers.Pack ya rubbers:-D



    rubbers?? i dont have any in my pencil case. cant we do a practical instead of written for once?

    Ace Hayward;3320682

    lol. im sure your not miss, but then your happy to have HUKD foreplay … lol. im sure your not miss, but then your happy to have HUKD foreplay with me....



    I'd recommend from personal experience:whistling:

    robtallica;3320692

    Pack ya rubbers:-D



    hope you mean..gloves, :oops:

    Original Poster

    MissRoo;3320696

    :lol: ... ..even if it was over within a second, ;-)



    dont tell everyone!!!!!!!

    robtallica;3320707

    I'd recommend from personal experience:whistling:



    :shock: .. .you wish ;-)

    Ace Hayward;3320716

    dont tell everyone!!!!!!!



    oops, sorry :oops: ..was a good second if that makes u feel better :w00t:

    Ace Hayward;3320716

    dont tell everyone!!!!!!!



    MissRoo;3320733

    sorry :oops: ..was a good second if that makes u feel better :w00t:



    lmfao - ouch +1

    Missy has a few....... secrets so be careful;-)

    robtallica;3320773

    lmfao - ouch +1Missy has a few....... secrets so be careful;-)



    meeee? what the secrets ? :oops:

    and i was only jesting, really as a good second - deal finding ;-)
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