Instructions for cleaning the toilet....

1. Lift the lid on the Toilet and fill with 1/8th cup of animal shampoo.
2. Take the cat in your arms whilst stroking it gently move slowly towards the toilet.
3. At a suitable momement, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly and either stand of sit on the lid.
4. The cat will now start the cleaning process and will produce generally a fair amount of foam. Do not be concerned about the loud noises coming from the toilet :your cat will be enjoying himself.
5. After several minutes flush the toilet to start the "Power Wash " pre-wash and then flush again for the main cycle wash.
6. Ask some-one to open the front door and ensure that no-one is between the door and the toilet.
7. Get off the toilet seat and from a safe distance open the lid quickly. The cat will dry naturally due to the high speed he will be moving from the toilet to the front door.
8. The toilet and the Cat are now clean.

With best wishes

The Dog

16 Comments

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lol! like it

Ha! Ha! Love It!:p

Lmfao

He he he :giggle::giggle:

hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm !! :w00t: :giggle:

Just tried it - it works well. Thanks for the tip! :thumbsup:

EDIT: Ignore the above, just checked again and there is a serious amount of cat poo spread all over the toilet...

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snowtiger;2225339

hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm !! :w00t: :giggle:



Dont think i would try it with your avatar though !!!! :whistling:

lol signed the dog

twoangels;2225364

Dont think i would try it with your avatar though !!!! :whistling:


Put it this way .........I wont be coming to yours for lunch ....

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snowtiger;2225394

Put it this way .........I wont be coming to yours for lunch ....




Dont know why . the dog does a really good job of cleaning the plates !!!! :w00t:

twoangels;2225430

Dont know why . the dog does a really good job of cleaning the plates … Dont know why . the dog does a really good job of cleaning the plates !!!! :w00t:


love it ! lmao !! :lol:

finally a good use for a cat!:-D

Very funny!

My cat did not want to stay in there
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Wicked. :w00t:

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[COLOR="Red"]Because it's toilet cleaning day.......[/COLOR]
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